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# Distorted View Daily

An Adult Comedy Podcast For Freaks!

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- [Area Pervert Threatens Government - "Unlock My Fucking Anime"](https://distortedview.com/2026/08/10/unlock-my-fucking-anime/) - Episode Summary Monday’s show kicks off with yellow jacket warfare, slides into Katie Souza’s alien egg-harvesting nightmare, detours through a body-cam meltdown over a nonexistent stop-sign conspiracy, and wraps with a Texas man allegedly threatening public officials because his precious anime got blocked. Just a very normal start to the week. Opening Chaos Pastor Steven
- [Stealing A Dead Child’s Cremated Ashes In The Name Of Love](https://distortedview.com/2026/08/07/stealing-a-dead-childs-cremated-ashes-in-the-name-of-love/) - Episode Summary Friday’s show is a glorious freak parade featuring Mead Skelton’s employment delusions, a Florida stalker who thought stealing a dead child’s ashes might win back his lady, rage-filled clips from the internet’s least stable weirdos, and a sponsor message that proudly kicked off the Summer of Jimothy. Opening Chaos Scratch and Dent Pet
- [The Perfect Hair for Giving Blowjobs - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/08/06/the-perfect-hair-for-giving-blowjobs-sideshow/) - Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow episode checks in on Perez Hilton apparently turning self-harm into performance art, a Tesla driver who insists his car committed the crime, a golf-course piss freak who thought his stream was seductive, and a QVC hair segment that accidentally wandered straight into blowjob territory Episode Highlights Perez Hilton reportedly goes fully
- [Before Semen Lattes, Starbucks Was Brewing Gay Ebola](https://distortedview.com/2026/08/06/pastor-manning-thinks-starbucks-is-brewing-gay-ebola/) - Episode Summary This Best Of trip back to 2014 revisits the moment Pastor Manning first decided Starbucks was basically a gay Ebola delivery system, with bonus stops at a snot-dripping breakup, a maniac at In-N-Out, and a British porn case so stupid it somehow involved a tiger costume and the legal system. Opening Chaos Tim
- [Spirits Of The Dead Love To Show Of Their Big Girthy Penises](https://distortedview.com/2026/08/05/the-national-anthem-killed-womens-baseball-on-opening-day/) - Episode Summary Wednesday’s show salutes women’s baseball with a truly punishing national anthem, checks in on Meade Skelton’s latest rich-guy bootlicking and suspiciously gay style analysis, and lets Alexis K. Tyler once again use her supernatural gifts to confirm that dead men are still hanging major pipe. Opening Chaos The brand-new Women’s Pro Baseball League
- [Backdoor Slutting at Camp Smokey Bear - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/08/04/backdoor-slutting-at-camp-smokey-bear/) - Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow-exclusive episode serves up listener-written erotic disaster fiction, Stacey Kennison’s latest celebrity demon-vagina conspiracy, a mall-train meltdown featuring pedo accusations and a fake conductor, and a few fresh reminders that humanity really should not be left unsupervised. Opening Chaos Tim’s mom returns to read
- [The Four Butthole Demon Wanted My Asparagus](https://distortedview.com/2026/08/03/the-four-butthole-demon-wanted-my-asparagus/) - Episode Summary Monday’s show lurches from a four-butthole demon sex nightmare to Christian car-paranoia, Rachel Gerster wishing chemo-baby horrors on a woman with cancer, and a Florida nursing assistant who decided a 93-year-old patient’s naked body was somehow worth texting as a joke. Opening Chaos Tim’s nightmare kicks off the episode with a truly cursed
- [Pastor Dung Pusher And The Helpful International Gimp](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/31/the-gimp-collected-trash-and-the-christian-got-booted/) - Episode Summary Friday’s show celebrates birthday-week filth with Tonetta tributes, Pastor Manning’s truly graphic anti-gay sermon work, a plane passenger who got booted for preaching while an actual leather gimp got treated like helpful cabin staff, and Miss Princess AZ returning with enough drunken sex audio to make the Discord blush. Opening Chaos Tonetta returns
- [Welding Your Dickhole Shut With a Red Hot Butter Knife - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/30/the-homophoke-cafe-and-the-haunted-dick-collage/) - Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary This Sideshow Thursday episode brings birthday gifts made of porn scraps, a proudly awful restaurant bigot making yet another terrible business decision, halal-meat panic at the grocery store, mall Christians battling tarot cards, and a school nightmare involving a red-hot knife and one very unlucky
- [Fried Condom Chicken and Erotic Polio Stump Worship](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/29/fried-condom-chicken-and-erotic-polio-stump-worship/) - Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show serves up a beautiful buffet of fried-condom panic, erotic stump appreciation, J.K. Rowling’s toilet-spy fantasy, hood justice with fake gasoline, and a police officer who looked less “medical episode” and more “absolutely not fit for duty.” Opening Chaos Tim’s AI transcript project finally
- [How Ugly Would You Fuck to Prove You’re Straight - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/28/chatgpt-told-the-pastor-to-stay-in-the-recliner/) - Episode Summary This Sideshow-exclusive Tuesday episode is a sweaty little grab bag of local AI misery, demonic orgasm audio, Bob Hickman’s God-powered boner theology, a pastor who nearly let ChatGPT pray him to death, and a Florida psycho solving parking problems with a revolver. Opening Chaos Tim records in his underwear because his office has
- [Dripping Menstrual Mucus From Your Back Hole](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/27/birthday-week-mucus-and-the-government-hermaphrodite-plot/) - Episode Summary Monday’s show kicks off birthday-week narcissism in style, then slides into intersex conspiracy sludge, satellite-tooth sabotage, horny foot-sniff field recordings, and a pair of news stories featuring a murdered influencer and a two-year-old who absolutely should not have been anywhere near cocaine. Episode Highlights Birthday Week Tim declares himself untouchable, mead-free, and more
- [Erotic Fracking and the Year of the Butt Crack](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/24/erotic-fracking-and-the-rise-of-butt-crack-porn/) - Episode Summary Friday’s episode is a classy little sewer dive into porn preservation, sugar-baby road rage in Florida, Christian men too horny to survive a normal gym, and the shocking rise of the butt crack as porn’s next great frontier. Basically, DV stays committed to public service. Episode Highlights Archive.org porn librarians are out there
- [Breast Cancer Cause Revealed: Slutty Cleavage - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/23/daniel-larson-released-under-goblin-tamagotchi-restrictions/) - Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow-exclusive mess opens with filthy old-phone-sex chaos, celebrates Daniel Larson walking free under enough restrictions to qualify as a human Tamagotchi, checks in on the usual internet freaks, and closes with a neat little pile of anti-Semitic marquee drama, illegal ant desserts, Aldi upskirt perverts, and unhinged listener calls. Episode Highlights Daniel
- [Stalked By A Mime Covered In Cooking Oil](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/22/pissing-for-two-and-sleeping-in-it/) - Episode Summary Wednesday’s show splashes into trans piss porn, a pronoun meltdown that ends in tasers, a Toronto escort who just wants to get eaten out, a country concert urine attack, a mime covered in cooking oil, and one very naked man surfing a moving train like his life was sponsored by vodka and poor
- [The Great American Rectum Gender Challenge](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/21/the-great-american-rectum-gender-challenge/) - Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow goes elbow-deep into Sextastic filth, cursed sleep audio, autistic street menace content, German semen-mail jurisprudence, Dollar Tree gooner assaults, and a Russian wife who literally sharpened her teeth before biting off her cheating husband’s dick. Just a nice, normal summer show. Opening Chaos Sextastic Tuesday returns in full force with vintage
- [Turning Dinner Into a Throat Slurry And Buttcrack Fentanyl](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/20/turning-dinner-into-a-throat-slurry-and-buttcrack-fentanyl/) - Episode Summary Monday’s show kicks off with fish-juice vomiting, rolls through a wearable laundry basket infomercial, stops for a painfully sincere queer-podcast apology, and somehow still finds time for a deformed raccoon hero, a burger slogan censorship fight, and Florida fentanyl stashed in every available body compartment. Opening Chaos The Surströmming Fish Juice and Sprite
- [Cheese, Glorious Dick Cheese](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/17/meade-bought-groceries-on-affirm-again/) - Episode Summary Friday’s show is a beautiful trash fire of broke-guy financing, vegan dick songs, Meade Skelton losing his mind over self-checkout, a naked gun-runner, an Uber scissors stabbing, and ChatGPT allegedly cheering on a woman’s delusions all the way into traffic. Real feel-good summer material. Opening Chaos Josh Sakers returns from the vegan content
- [Florida Foot Freak And A Wet Weiner - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/16/fake-dick-real-charges/) - Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow is a full buffet of irritation and human malfunction: deranged family-friendly YouTube music, a hardware-store foot freak, legally protected goldfish, a fake-dick drug-test scheme, and one absolutely feral parking-lot showdown that delivers exactly the amount of pepper-spray chaos you’d hope for. Opening Chaos Rape tones kicks things off as a gloriously
- [Blueberry Fetish And The Fat Feeder Fans](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/15/chuck-schumer-and-the-senate-floor-fart/) - Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is a real sampler platter of beautiful American rot: autistic train ecstasy, woodland white-pride poetry, a fat-fetish social network full of horny weirdos, a military asshole-blister crisis, Chuck Schumer possibly farting on C-SPAN, and a Florida woman accidentally rolling around with a license
- [Crunch Browns and the Pink Pussy Milk Bar - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/14/crunch-browns-and-the-pink-pussy-milk-bar/) - Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow exclusive is a real gut-buster, sometimes literally: Tim pitches a cold savory cereal called Crunch Browns, checks in on an oxygen-tanked MAGA creep with extremely bad instincts around minors, tours a revolting milk bar, and digs into diarrhea, death threats, and anti-surveillance vandalism. Opening Chaos The show kicks off with a
- [Somali Child Brides for Old White Farmers - NEW SHOW!](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/13/galileo-wants-somali-child-brides-for-old-white-farmers/) - Episode Summary Monday’s show has everything a civilized brain rejects on contact: Pastor Steven Anderson getting hauled off to a psych ward, Galileo2333 defending Somali child brides like a speed-freak lunatic, horny old-man pet-store behavior in Florida, and a Disney-area creep getting romantic with a vacuum cleaner. Opening Chaos The show opens with an absolutely
- [All Juiced Up On Thai Hookers](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/13/the-thai-hooker-special-of-the-day/) - Episode Summary This Best Of installment is a glorious grab bag of old-school DV filth, featuring a Thai prostitute speed-reading her menu, a hospital that promises to de-drunk you in ten days, Rain Florence offering foreskin restoration counseling for cash, and multiple people getting obliterated by trains because apparently railroad tracks remain irresistible to the
- [Diaper Boy Finally Gets Busted](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/10/andy-ditch-and-the-diffuser-stink-offensive/) - Episode Summary Friday’s show is a greasy buffet of hotline perverts, Andy Ditch getting busted over his diffuser stink offensive, a man who used his severed penis like a flammable prop, and a whole lot of gay panic disguised as patriot masculinity. Opening Chaos Frankie MacDonald delivers a weather update for Sydney, Nova Scotia that
- [Shit Dick Rage in West Miami - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/09/shit-dick-rage-in-west-miami/) - Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow is knee-deep in human waste, emotional instability, and gay drama, with a bonus helping of Alex Jones screaming about crusades, a childhood friend who weaponized a hallway planter, and a Florida hookup that went from anal adventure to full-on shit dick rage Opening
- [My Pubic Hair Is a Protective Fence](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/08/maggots-in-my-cat-litter-and-gods-speedy-vengeance/) - Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is a real bouquet of rot: maggot-filled cat litter, horny Florida lesbians, self-righteous robo-taxis, one woman’s passionate defense of her pubic hedge, and a pair of preachers who sound like they both need to be tranquilized before Sunday service. Opening Chaos The episode kicks off with a mentally handicapped rendition of
- [Vomit Breath Hookup and the Liquid Butt Funeral - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/07/vomit-breath-hookup-and-the-liquid-butt-funeral/) - Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow is a filthy little grab bag of modern collapse: a possible Senate ghoul with Nazi baggage, Sagittarius giving away free vacation sex despite active vomit breath, Rachel Gerster spiraling from dog-head door slam panic into full racist Uber meltdown, liquid butt injections turning deadly, idiot fireworks versus robot cars, and Meta
- [America Celebrated 250 Years Deep in Someone’s Butthole](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/06/firecrackers-in-a-fag-and-freedom-fair/) - Episode Summary Monday’s show is a beautiful sewer of American decline, featuring dumpster-based pedophile discipline, a polyamorous armpit-sniffing crisis, a guy blowing up his own asshole for the Fourth of July, a meth casualty who treated his own body like a carving station, and one idiot whose Verizon burglary was interrupted by karma stealing his
- [Abraham Lincoln Wants Man Pussy From Beyond the Grave](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/04/abraham-lincoln-wants-man-pussy-from-beyond-the-grave/) - Episode Summary Friday’s show is a sweaty pre-holiday fever dream packed with dildo rap, haunted Zoom glitches, chemically burned computer fingers, monkeypox typo humiliation, and a physiotherapist who apparently thought an adult diaper wedgie counted as medical care. In other words, America at 250 looks incredible. Opening Chaos The program opens with an aggressively stupid
- [Spicy Wings for Extra Flavorful Shit - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/02/babe-showed-off-her-squirt-pillow-again/) - Episode Summary Tim returns from Ashtabula and immediately cannonballs back into the sewer, serving up squirt pillows, spicy poop theology, Meade Skelton’s deranged sex education, cocaine-in-the-ass excuses, the world’s tiniest dong, and a British flapjack assault straight to the junk. Episode Highlights Welcome back, filth fans: the show kicks off with an extended squirt pillow
- [Judge Judy Found Your Groin Lesion](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/02/judge-judy-found-your-groin-lesion/) - Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim cracks open a gloriously sweaty Sideshow mess packed with busted national anthems, STD paperwork on Judge Judy, a toilet allegedly murdered by one very large backside, porn sites trying to become prestige TV, a woman dropping a public deuce on a public bus, school
- [Eat That Pussy Like a Krispy Kreme](https://distortedview.com/2026/07/01/eat-that-pussy-like-a-krispy-kreme/) - The Garbage Man Wants Your Pussy • Krispy Kreme Cunnilingus • Concert Seat Catastrophes Today's episode begins with Tim pulling back the curtain on one of Tainted Broth's most beloved songs. You'll hear the hilariously awful "human demo" that eventually became A Whole Raw Load, proving that sometimes artificial intelligence really is smarter than the
- [My Pussy's Dry, Officer - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/06/30/my-pussys-dry-officer-sideshow/) - Today's Sideshow Exclusive starts with a reminder that your sleeping brain is a liar. Tim shares a "brilliant" sitcom idea he wrote down in the middle of the night about becoming the world's first third-shift day trader, only to discover in the morning that none of it makes any sense. Unfortunately, you've all got to
- [Jesus Delivered Me From Toe Lust - FIXED AUDIO](https://distortedview.com/2026/06/29/jesus-delivered-me-from-toe-lust-fixed-audio/) - Episode Summary Note: This is a re-upload to fix the Pervert Marriage song audio Monday’s show is an unholy Pride Month sendoff stuffed with gooners, foot fetish repentance, Katie Souza’s alien gynecology saga, and a racist livestream goblin getting outed for allegedly cozying up to a trans woman. Classy? No. Entertaining? Unfortunately, yes. Opening Chaos
- [Jesus Delivered Me From Toe Lust](https://distortedview.com/2026/06/29/jesus-delivered-me-from-toe-lust/) - Episode Summary Monday’s show is an unholy Pride Month sendoff stuffed with gooners, foot fetish repentance, Katie Souza’s alien gynecology saga, and a racist livestream goblin getting outed for allegedly cozying up to a trans woman. Classy? No. Entertaining? Unfortunately, yes. Opening Chaos Namesake Jake sponsors the episode and requests an LGBTQ fagstravaganza for himself
- [Remote Telepathic Pussy Cleaning And Testosteroney Twat](https://distortedview.com/2026/06/26/my-vagina-is-a-1978-bordeaux-cellar/) - Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show is a lovely descent into dead fridge rats, remote telepathic pussy maintenance, bargain-bin podcasting, and a woman who tried to smuggle a full bottle of Pinot Grigio inside her own personal wine cellar. In other words, we’re ending the week strong. Opening Chaos
- [Exciting New Ways to Fuck a Rotisserie Chicken - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/06/25/exciting-new-ways-to-fuck-a-rotisserie-chicken/) - Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow is a sweaty little nightmare featuring racist Meade Skelton cosplay, rotisserie chicken pornography, a handcuffed lunatic screaming about monkey-eyed cunts, and a murderer who apparently treated Dexter like an instructional series. Real classy spread today. Opening Chaos The show kicks off with Kids Bop Meade Skelton Edition, because apparently what the
- [Arby’s Has the Meats and All the Herpes](https://distortedview.com/2026/06/24/arbys-has-the-meats-and-all-the-herpes/) - Episode Summary Wednesday’s show serves up phone-based paranoia, a fresh crop of internet-brained lunatics, an Arby’s herpes lawsuit, and a Walmart scream-fight powered almost entirely by racial tension and cat-piss accusations. Basically, another nutritious breakfast from Distorted View Daily. Episode Highlights Brad Carter strikes again: Tim opens with a prank call masterpiece where a fake
- [Tickle Your Ass, Then Pass the Biscuits - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/06/23/donkey-lips-went-full-bus-stop-conspiracy-guy/) - Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow takes a hard left into washed-up child star misery, racist old weirdos, country biscuit warfare, and a woman who allegedly murdered her boyfriend because his dinner plans were irritating. In other words, a perfectly balanced meal. Episode Highlights Donkey Lips goes full crank: The former Salute Your Shorts kid grows up
- [Animal Control Doesn't Care About Your Dick Sucking Side Hustle](https://distortedview.com/2026/06/22/checkers-was-rigged-this-whole-damn-time/) - Episode Summary Monday’s show kicks off with a full-blown meltdown over checkers, detours into the feces-slicked world of Rachel Gerster, then barrels through a wildly inappropriate French class, a bloody pickleball assault, and a few listener calls to cleanse the palate with fresh stupidity. Episode Highlights Checkers betrayal: Tim discovers the official rules of checkers
- [Poop Cop Promotions, Naked Hyponotists, And A Watermelon Felon](https://distortedview.com/2026/06/19/finding-out-your-hypnotist-is-a-nudist-dog-fucker/) - Episode Summary Friday’s show lurches from Sandy Kane’s ancient, flopping public-access nudity to a naked VR hypnotist who used to bang animals, with stops at a peeling Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool, sovereign-citizen courtroom gibberish, racist parking-lot shrieking, and a Texas cop who somehow turned poop misconduct into a promotion. Opening Chaos Sandy Kane opens the
- [(FIXED AUDIO) She-Ra's Satanic Cleavage And Spongebob-Based Depression](https://distortedview.com/2026/06/18/fixed-audio-she-ras-satanic-cleavage-and-spongebob-based-depression/) - Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim cannonballed through satanic panic brainworms, fake TikTok racism, a brutally broken SpongeBob speedrunner, a child-for-monkey swap, and a mobility scooter turning a bike race into a live-action pileup. Basically, wholesome American entertainment. Opening Chaos The show opens with a deranged children’s hygiene anthem about
- [She-Ra's Satanic Cleavage And Spongebob-Based Depression - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/06/18/she-ras-satanic-cleavage-and-spongebob-based-depression-sideshow/) - Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim cannonballed through satanic panic brainworms, fake TikTok racism, a brutally broken SpongeBob speedrunner, a child-for-monkey swap, and a mobility scooter turning a bike race into a live-action pileup. Basically, wholesome American entertainment. Opening Chaos The show opens with a deranged children’s hygiene anthem about
- [Trannic Panic And The Corrective Rape Twins](https://distortedview.com/2026/06/17/call-him-daddy-over-ice-cream/) - Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is a lovely little sewer pipe of bathroom panic, preachy anatomy songs, deranged asexual twins, pregnant fast-food violence, and ice cream-shop Yelp warfare. Basically, everyone is losing their mind in a slightly different accent. Episode Highlights Rod Herpes sponsor birthday chaos brings back mush-mouthed church introductions and the immortal glory of
- [The Ministry of No Pussy - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/05/21/the-ministry-of-no-pussy-sideshow/) - 🔥 Episode Summary Today’s Sideshow episode dives into incel ministry outreach, VR harassment museums, horrifying “bad mom” fetish porn, fart-hole worship, and a Florida man who allegedly tried to burn down his apartment complex after being denied an apple. Plus: a truly deranged rapecore Hall of Fame nominee. 🙏 Mead Ministries Has Arrived Mead Skelton
- [A Crystal Meth Cock Opera](https://distortedview.com/2026/05/22/a-crystal-meth-cock-opera/) - 🔥 Episode Summary Tim digs deep into the DV vault for a classic gay porn review episode featuring Palmer’s Lust — a low-budget gay thriller filled with terrible acting, bizarre accents, crystal meth energy, and desert hostage drama. Plus: wedding rap disasters, breakup folk songs, Walmart rebellion, Pornhub’s top searches of 2018, and giant satellite-visible
- [Grandpa Dry Humped the Ring Doorbell](https://distortedview.com/2026/05/25/grandpa-dry-humped-the-ring-doorbell/) - Episode Summary Memorial Day on DV means patriotic confusion, old-person oversharing, racist seafood-service disasters, naked Florida menace behavior, and a fresh batch of dirtbag streamer filth. Tim also spends a shocking amount of time trying to fix the American calendar, which honestly might be the most reasonable thing in the whole episode. Opening Chaos The
- [Defending Monkey Mutilators And A Mystical Cure For Herpes - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/05/26/youre-much-fatter-in-person/) - Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary This Sideshow exclusive is a real grease fire of an episode, featuring an OnlyFans fan meetup that turns hostile immediately, a crystal-huffing herpes mystic with bees on the brain, some truly deranged porn commentary, and a double-shot of Florida filth in the news. Episode Highlights
- [Licensed Crack Dealer At Your Service](https://distortedview.com/2026/05/27/licensed-crack-dealer-was-apparently-too-far/) - Episode Summary Today’s show is a lovely little buffet of public meltdowns, fake radio hell, McDonald’s breakfast propaganda, a therapist who immediately forgets therapy, an airplane aisle bulldozer, barn-ready Mead nonsense, and a Florida crack theme that really ties the room together. Opening Chaos A full-on McDonald’s breakfast sandwich ad assault opens the show, complete
- [Rubber Baby Fur Freaks And Funeral Home Dick Stuffings - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/05/28/rubber-baby-fur-freaks-and-funeral-home-dick-stuffings-sideshow/) - Episode Summary This Sideshow exclusive is a greasy little grab bag of AI stupidity, cop body-cam idiocy, trans surgeon traffic drama, corpse-dick justice, and one very proud baby-fur creep determined to make playground equipment feel unsafe again. Opening Chaos The show kicks off with a glorious old clip of a fat kid getting lit up
- [Gunpowder S’mores and Anniversary Pegging](https://distortedview.com/2026/05/29/gunpowder-smores-and-anniversary-pegging/) - Episode Summary Friday’s show is a real romantic buffet of human failure: anniversary pegging audio, a Thailand hookup meltdown, backyard gunpowder s’mores, illiterate adults short-circuiting on index cards, and Tim developing a fresh new celebrity grudge against Wil Wheaton. Sweet, stupid, and lightly singed. Episode Highlights Wil Wheaton becomes Tim’s latest nemesis after posting a
- [Cedar Point Bans Influencer for Life After Chicken McNugget Roller Coaster Video](https://distortedview.com/2026/05/30/cedar-point-bans-influencer-mcnuggets-roller-coaster/) - A social media stunt involving McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets, dipping sauce, and one of Cedar Point’s most famous roller coasters has ended the way many internet-era ideas deserve to end: with a lifetime ban. The Michigan influencer behind the clip may have picked up views, but he also managed to get himself barred from all Six Flags parks after trying to eat on Millennium Force. Distorted View Daily is an adult comedy podcast covering bizarre news and dark humor. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below. Cedar Point spokesperson Tony Clark said influencer Alan Farrell was banned after posting video of himself attempting to eat a 10-piece order of Chicken McNuggets, complete with dipping sauces, while riding Millennium Force. Six Flags now owns Cedar Point and Kings Island, among other properties, and the ban reportedly applies across all company parks. The video has already done what these videos are built to do. It circulated widely, pulling in hundreds of thousands of views across YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram. That is enough to keep the stunt alive online, even if it is not enough to buy back access to the park. Why parks hate this kind of content On one level, the ban seems severe. He ate nuggets on a roller coaster, not smuggled fireworks onto the platform. On another level, amusement parks have obvious reasons to come down hard on behavior that turns fast rides into loose-object launchers. Food on a coaster is not just messy. It can become a choking hazard, a distraction, or airborne debris for riders behind you. Dipping sauce is funny until it hits a stranger in the face at speed. The same goes for phones, hats, wallets, and anything else people assume they can hang onto while being whipped around at high velocity. That practical safety issue is why parks increasingly treat content stunts as more than harmless clowning. The modern influencer economy encourages escalation. Once one person gets attention for nuggets on a roller coaster, the next person needs tacos, soup, a birthday cake, or something even dumber. If a park does not draw a bright line early, it risks becoming the set for a long series of increasingly expensive bad ideas. The logic of the lifetime ban Cedar Point’s public explanation emphasized its ride safety policy, which prohibits loose articles, including food and beverages. The company also stressed that safety is a partnership and that guests who ignore instructions are not welcome. It is blunt language, but the subtext is even clearer: the park did not just dislike the stunt, it wanted to make an example out of it. That makes sense in the social-media era. Discipline that happens quietly does not deter performative misbehavior. A public lifetime ban does. It tells future content creators that a viral clip is not worth the trade if it costs them access to every major park under the same corporate umbrella. There is another layer, too. Amusement parks sell controlled chaos. Riders agree to be terrified by physics, but only within a system of restraints, checks, procedures, and rules. The whole illusion collapses if guests decide the ride is also a good place to plate finger food. Parks depend on guests believing that the danger is managed. A stunt like this pokes at that premise in a way operators do not appreciate. Viral fame versus real-world consequences Farrell’s video reportedly drew more than 680,000 YouTube views in a week, along with significant traffic on TikTok and Instagram. That is enough to feel like a win in the moment. The numbers look impressive on a screenshot. The clip gets reposted. The comments fill up. For a week or two, the algorithm does its little dance. Then the real-world cost settles in. A lifetime ban means no spontaneous summer trips, no future park content, no chance to spin the attention into a recurring niche around rides. It is hard to build a brand on amusement park antics when the amusement parks would prefer you stay home. The story also captures a strange feature of current internet culture: people routinely treat shared public spaces as props in their personal content machine. Restaurants become prank stages. Stores become performance venues. Gyms become tripods with walls. Roller coasters become places to open barbecue sauce. The central assumption is always the same, that attention is worth more than friction with everyone else nearby. Sometimes that assumption works. Sometimes it ends with a ban letter. The funniest detail is still the sauce The image that sticks is not the nuggets themselves but the sauce going airborne as the train tears down the track. There is something perfect about that little detail. Nuggets alone are stupid. Sauce turns it into a complete meal and a complete liability. It upgrades the act from “juvenile” to “aggressively unnecessary.” That may be why the story spread so fast. It is visual, dumb, and easy to understand at a glance. You do not need context to know that eating fast food on a major coaster is probably a bad idea. You especially do not need context to grasp why the park was not amused. In the long run, the clip will probably live on longer than the memory of the ban itself. That is how these things work. The internet preserves the stunt and blurs out the aftermath. But the aftermath is the part that matters most to everyone tempted to imitate it. 😈 Distorted View Take The show immediately locks onto the central problem. “I didn't know about this particular rule, but apparently you're not allowed to eat on the roller coasters.” Then Tim gets to the part park operators were probably thinking about the whole time. “The video that has attracted a lot of attention on social media shows the sauce going flying in the air as the coaster speeds down the racetrack.” And the likely victim of that stupidity is not hard to imagine. “So, you know, that sauce hits someone in the face, probably.” Related Reading AI Video About WWE Glitches Into a Long Stutter, Highlighting the Rise of Slop Content Columbus Florist Faces Backlash After Video Shows Racist Tirade at Uber Driver Returning Flowers Human Puppy Kennel Video Shows How Far Pet Play Content Has Moved Into the Mainstream 🎧 Hear More from Distorted View Daily This story was featured on Distorted View Daily, a comedy podcast covering bizarre news, internet insanity, and strange real-world events. 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- [Scientists Bake Sourdough Bread Using Yeast Recovered From Ancient Ice Mummy](https://distortedview.com/2026/06/16/ancient-mummy-yeast-sourdough-bread-otzi/) - Researchers in Italy have reportedly baked sourdough bread using yeast recovered from the remains of Ötzi the Iceman, the 5,300-year-old mummy discovered in the Alps, turning a famous archaeological specimen into the unlikely source of a modern loaf.
- [Developer Uses Wearable Data to Rank Which Co-Workers Raise His Heart Rate](https://distortedview.com/2026/06/16/developer-wearable-data-coworker-stress-ranking/) - An India-based software developer has built a system that cross-references heart-rate data from a wearable fitness tracker with his work calendar, producing what amounts to a private leaderboard of the colleagues and meetings that stress him out the most.
- [Going To War With A Traveling Prostitute](https://distortedview.com/2026/06/15/my-city-bitch-and-balloon-asses/) - Episode Summary Monday’s show is a grimy little buffet of hooker drama, inflatable-fetish weirdos, retro computer sun-bleaching, midget balloon perverts, and a foot-modeling creep who allegedly turned Manhattan hotel rooms into audition-from-hell traps. Basically, everybody made terrible choices except maybe the dog who came home on her own. Episode Highlights Sagittarius Shouty returns in full
- [UFC Fighter’s Apparent Fake Vomit Steals Attention at White House Weigh-In](https://distortedview.com/2026/06/16/ufc-fighter-fake-vomit-white-house-weigh-in/) - A UFC heavyweight managed to make a White House weigh-in feel even tackier after appearing to vomit on himself while stepping onto the scale, setting off a fresh round of debate about how much fight promotion is too much.
- [Why Retrobright Keeps Pulling Vintage Computer Collectors Back Into the Sun](https://distortedview.com/2026/06/16/retrobright-vintage-computer-restoration-obsession/) - Anyone who has ever dragged a yellowed old computer into the yard, filled a tub with peroxide, and started rotating plastic every 15 minutes already understands the strange grip of retrobright: it is part restoration method, part vanity project, and part self-inflicted punishment.
- [White House Vomit Fight Night and Angry Boy Lover Voicemails - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/06/16/white-house-ufc-and-nambla-voicemail/) - Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow is a truly cursed mix of White House UFC trash, a disgraced hentai goblin trying to cry his way back online, old-school NAMBLA propaganda, World Cup brothel packages, and Russian dudes voluntarily ruining their ears for masculinity points. Just a real buffet of human progress. Episode Highlights Josh Hokit, the same
- [Greased Up Naked Florida Man On The Loose](https://distortedview.com/2023/04/08/greased-up-naked-florida-man-on-the-loose/) - ON TODAY'S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 The Snow Plow Show's Hotel Phone Goofies Listen!! 2:44.242 he Manly Hetero World Now Hates Bud Light 3:46.194 I Want To Start A Conservative Beer Brand For REAL Cis Gendered Patriots 8:21.666 Planets Are Fake - Science Has Been Lying To You 14:24.659 Black Incels Just Want To End All
- [Customer Support Penetration](https://distortedview.com/2023/04/10/customer-support-penetration/) - ON TODAY'S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Parasitic Intestinal Worms As A Fetish 2:27.401 Getting Off To Atomic Wedgies 8:23.957 Strangling Yourself For Fun And Climax 9:39.077 Customer Support Penetration 10:52.500 A Song That Gives Christmas Shoes A Run For Its Money 12:42.636 Music From The XXX Grease Parody 19:17.620 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 24:31.816 Teacher
- [Boy On (Dalai) Lama Tongue Sucking - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/04/11/boy-on-dalai-lama-tongue-sucking-sideshow/) - ON TODAY'S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Reward Cards 1:38.356 Christian Lady Sex Tip 8:42.596 Liberal Alcohol Temper Tantrums 12:30.169 Meade Sends A Yodelgram 18:25.015 Spraying Public Pissers Away 20:20.035 Cultural Appropriation Confusion 21:18.331 Soverign Citizen Showdown Gets Crazy 22:41.269 Thank You, Sideshow Freaks! 31:14.358 Dalai Lama Wants His Tongue Sucked 31:41.676 The Most Dangerous Sex Position
- [Turning Mass Shootings Into Mass Wealth Using This One Weird Trick](https://distortedview.com/2023/04/12/turning-mass-shootings-into-mass-wealth-using-this-one-weird-trick/) - ON TODAY'S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Timothy Lapre's Total School Shooting Personal Wealth Transformation System Program 2:08.813 RIP The People's Court 10:51.030 The Jerry Springer Show Was Awful In Its Later Years 18:30.480 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee / Flower Making Basket 23:36.398 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 27:40.023 AI Has Some Fork Idea
- [Your Mammaries Are a Gold Mine!](https://distortedview.com/2023/04/13/your-mammaries-are-a-gold-mine/) - ON TODAY'S SHOW: It's time for another best of show! Sideshow freaks are getting a brand new episode of DV later today and it's a good one! Sign up for the Sideshow so you don't miss a thing! BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to
- [Have You Scheduled Your Rainbow Room Buttplug Fitting? - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/04/13/have-you-schedule-your-rainbow-room-buttplug-fitting-sideshow/) - ON TODAY'S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 You In Danger, Girl 2:34.466 City Council Public Remarks On Gay Pride Goes Well 5:24.550 EMERGENCY GAY SYSTEMS INITIATED 10:07.086 Scary Stories Of Homosexuals Continue 16:15.954 God Is Fluid, Children Have No Gender, And We Are All Sparkly Cosmic Energy 20:47.494 Youtard Daniel Has A Shocking(?) Announcement 24:02.243 Melt Down
- [Rage Of The 7 Tentacles](https://distortedview.com/2023/04/14/rage-of-the-7-tentacles/) - ON TODAY'S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Summoning The Rage Of The 7 Tentacles 2:18.759 Someone Got To Right Wing Beer Before Me 5:52.187 Our Favorite Burping Girl Is In A Sexual Drought 15:24.585 Screaming At City Employees From A Sidewalk Tent 19:30.815 Galileo's Pitch From The Super Mario Bros Movie Sequel 23:26.300 Sign Up For The
- [Stomping Spaghetti Poop Noodles Down The Shower Drain](https://distortedview.com/2023/04/17/stomping-spaghetti-poop-noodles-down-the-shower-drain/) - ON TODAY'S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Grease Up your Teeth! 2:56.630 Audio Instructions For Gay Sexual Relations 5:28.003 Being A (Male) Muslim Is Awesome 14:31.202 Annoying Christian Evangelist 18:23.223 Streamer Loses Mind When Stream Sniped 21:41.684 A Pastor Manning Mashup 26:38.940 Sign Up For The Sideshow 28:57.938 Bloody Mary-Chan 31:09.668 Spaghetti Poop Noodles Down The Shower
- [Tony The Tiger Is DTF - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/04/18/tony-the-tiger-is-dtf-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No show notes, but there's something about cereal spokescartoons getting nasty and 5G Peppers making your brain exploded like Scanners. You know, standard DV bullshot. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon
- [A Donkey Punch Knock Out](https://distortedview.com/2023/04/19/a-donkey-punch-knock-out/) - On Today's Show: -0:00:07:20.54 Introduction 00:01:46:22.62 Answering Unpleasant Questions Honestly - The Game Show 00:12:43:00.16 The Dude Who Collects Baby Mama's Is Back And It's Frenetic 00:20:16:00.61 A Donkey Punch Knock Out 00:21:22:00.67 Painal / Explaining To Mom Why Your Filming Yourself Naked 00:23:29:21.18 Screaming Baby Vs. Screaming Man Baby 00:27:06:11.68 Support Distorted View Daily
- [Beanpole's Sagging Breasts](https://distortedview.com/2023/04/20/beanpoles-sagging-breasts/) - On Today's Show: Hey freaks! It's time for the weekly best-of show. Sideshow freaks are getting a new episode of DV later today. Sign up so you don't miss a thing. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check
- [Trans-masculine Feminine Non-binary Pro-biotic Bi-cyclical Anti-Inflammatory Nickel Cadmium Diagonal TriLateral Xim Xer From The Planet Hormonal-7 - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/04/21/trans-masculine-feminine-non-binary-pro-biotic-bi-cyclical-anti-inflammatory-nickel-cadmium-diagonal-trilateral-xim-xer-from-the-planet-hormonal-7-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No show notes, but it's a good episode! Promise! Listen! BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The
- [Stand Your Ground Beef](https://distortedview.com/2023/04/24/stand-your-ground-beef/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:46:12.62 Liberal Only And Conservative Only Grocery Stores 00:09:31:22.01 Showdown Over Stamps At The Post Office 00:14:04:09.76 White Man Asks Black Man To Turn Down His Music 00:17:55:03.08 A Very Bad Stalker Who Is In Love 00:24:37:20.11 How One Video Made Me Renounce My Involvement With The LGBTQIA+ Community 00:32:26:20.06
- [And Now The Weekend Weather Slut With Your 5 Day Forecast - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/04/25/and-now-the-weekend-weather-slut-with-your-5-day-forecast-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No show notes, but it's a good episode! Promise! Listen! BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The
- [Inter-life Wealth - A Reincarnation Multi Level Marketing Business That Works!](https://distortedview.com/2023/04/26/inter-life-wealth-a-reincarnation-multi-level-marketing-business-that-works/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:55:11.50 Dumb Facebook Content 00:06:42:16.64 DV Favorite The Marvelous 3 Are Getting The Band Back Together! 00:09:20:20.60 Transfer Your Wealth To The Next Life! A Reincarnation Bank 00:16:35:02.02 Smug Gun-Toting Dork Nearly Blows Off His Mug 00:18:39:04.08 Sidewalk Turf War: Foul Mouth Karen Vs Kids 00:23:11:07.69 Asking The Important Dating
- [Pervert Marriage: The Start Of DV's Meade Era](https://distortedview.com/2023/04/26/pervert-marriage-the-start-of-dvs-meade-era/) - On Today's Show: I've got a brand new episode of DV for you today, but only if you're Sideshow members! Make sure you sign up so you don't miss when I post today's new program later today. Right now, though: A Best-OF show featuring a man who LOVES MUSHROOMS and the very first time we
- [Please Don't Touch A Child's "Adrenaline Zone" - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/04/27/please-dont-touch-a-childs-adrenaline-zone-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No show notes, but it's a good episode! Promise! Listen! BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The
- [Check Your Lady Holes For Critter Infestation And Habitation](https://distortedview.com/2023/04/28/check-your-lady-holes-for-critter-infestation-and-habitation/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Promo Code "FREAK" AdamAndEve.Com 50% Off! 00:00:30:04.43 Introduction 00:02:52:06.04 1990's Advertising: Medication | WATCH 90'S COMMERCIALS 00:06:10:01.22 Big Gay Baby And Their Band Of Merry Idiots 00:15:15:15.14 Door To Door Salesman Cusses Out Homeowner 00:17:13:05.35 Fruit Stealing Livestreaming Gets Arrested For Petty Produce Pilfering 00:21:07:06.08 Working Drunk At A Chevy Dealership
- [Oxygenate Your Testicles](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/01/oxygenate-your-testicles/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:45:10.45 Tony Danza Is In Hot Water! 00:11:22:18.16 A New Cross Dressing Grandma Slave! 00:15:05:09.78 Finding A Naked Man Standing On Your Car 00:19:06:09.33 A Fake Tansracial Councilman 00:23:48:24.44 Get A Deeper Voice AND Oxygenate Your Testicles 00:28:36:16.75 Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:30:04:19.26 Teachers Force Student To Eat His
- [A Flat Earther With A Gaping Birther - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/02/a-flat-earther-with-a-gaping-birther-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:55:02.44 The Devil Calls 911 00:08:55:06.66 A Christian Late Night Talk Show Is Launching! 00:12:07:03.23 A Flat Earther Answers Questions 00:19:03:21.65 Mental Dude Harasses Walmart Employees 00:22:48:09.61 Attacked By Bees! 00:30:10:19.67 Thank You, Sideshow Freaks! 00:30:52:09.44 Stabbed In The Penis 00:33:24:07.78 Interested In Human Skin? Brains? Make Me An Offer!
- [Tiny Man Swims In A Used Condom Full Of Sperm](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/03/tiny-man-swims-in-a-used-condom-full-of-sperm/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 AdamAndEve.Com Promo Code "FREAK" - 50% Off! 00:02:18:13.52 Introduction 00:04:07:19.36 The New Legend Of Zelda Has Leaked! 00:07:59:12.73 Dum Tik Tokkers Making Water Unhealthy 00:12:58:17.78 Using Sex Magic To Shrink Man / Vore 00:18:24:16.60 A Monkey-bater Emerges 00:20:56:24.70 Man Freaks Out When He Loses His Phone In A Restaurant 00:22:28:08.14 Dunkin
- [And I Have To Talk About A F'ing Dog Dying](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/04/and-i-have-to-talk-about-a-fing-dog-dying/) - On Today's Show: Best of show time! Want some new DV? Sign Up For The Sideshow! BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak:
- [Pastapoclapyse And The Downward Shit Stench - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/05/pastapoclapyse-and-the-downward-shit-stench-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:48:23.50 Trans Activist Channels Her Inner Yoko Ono 00:06:28:17.20 Runescape Streamer Dork Treats Girlfriend Like Crap 00:12:52:18.55 Burping Girl Reads Positive Feedback And Farts 00:14:37:20.72 Adult Man Cosplay Fanatic 00:17:13:00.49 Woman Demands To Be Let Off Of Plane 00:21:02:09.14 Meade Immediately Gets Kicked Off Local Facebook Group For Being Creepy
- [An Uppity Homeless Man Rates His Free Food](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/05/an-uppity-homeless-man-rates-his-free-food/) - On Today's Show: -0:00:09:08.79 Introduction 00:03:04:11.59 I'm Not The Only One Who Has Issues With Jack In The Box 00:09:48:02.70 An Uppity Homeless Man Rates His Free Food 00:18:50:17.75 Macing Your High School Teacher 00:22:02:03.56 African Pastor Raises The (Fake) Dead 00:26:41:08.48 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:27:57:02.76 The Hardcore Drug Store Has Closed 00:32:09:02.68
- [Hotel Night Manager Sucks A Sleeping Guest’s Toes](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/08/hotel-night-manager-sucks-a-sleeping-guests-toes/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:47:06.67 Santanic Sexual Chanting / Hypnosis 00:08:41:04.11 A Satanic Self Pleasure Session 00:14:22:22.06 Just A Couple Of Gay Satanists Making Love 00:16:40:02.05 Woman Tries To Bite Cop Arresting Her For Trying To Run Over Her Ex-Husband 00:21:47:13.69 A True Male Gamer Upset With Female Streamers On Twitch 00:25:14:07.41 Linda Finkle
- [Did Someone Call Piss Control? - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/09/did-someone-call-piss-control-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: -0:00:07:05.64 Introduction 00:02:46:17.10 Meade Got To Perform Live! 00:10:21:11.16 A Differently Abled Rapper 00:13:14:16.66 Superman Vs A Water Vampire 00:21:20:10.10 Blue Haired Woke Monsters Parachuting Into Schools 00:23:17:15.58 One Man's Fight With A Trash Can Lover 00:32:40:22.04 Thank You, Sideshow Freaks! 00:33:22:08.74 Paying To Do Horrible Things With Your Defective Child 00:36:10:18.62
- [Coffee That Will Give You The Greasy Poops](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/10/coffee-that-will-give-you-the-greasy-poops/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 AdamEve.Com 50%! Use Promo Code "FREAK" 00:01:26:14.65 Introduction 00:02:47:08.16 Poolside USA Tim Is Ushering In Summertime, Baby! 00:06:44:23.32 I Game Too Hard And Broke My Controller 00:11:00:16.61 DV's Newest Business Venture: Camel Urine 00:19:40:00.22 A Tumultuous Taco Transacation Goes Topsy Turvy 00:22:59:09.69 Aggressive McDonalds Customer Quickly Bitches Out 00:27:34:20.26 Sign Up
- [Baby's First Satanic Cult](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/11/babys-first-satanic-cult/) - On Today's Show: It's another great Best-Of Show! Sideshow members are getting a new episode of DV a little later today. Make sure you sign up for the Sideshow! Also: Check Out This Amazing Book About Child Satanic Cults And Don't Miss This Music Video About Toes And Weed: BE A PART OF THIS
- [Ode To The Queen's Vagina - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/11/ode-to-the-queens-vagina-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:46:07.61 BBC Dating Sites Don't Work 00:08:38:02.17 Meade's Newest Offensive Thoughts 00:14:21:09.57 Our Boy Devon Wants To Get Down With A Mickey 00:17:14:00.00 A School Shooting Threat Was Just A Fun Thing(tm) 00:19:28:00.67 Granny Gets Physical (And Racist) At The Little Caesars 00:24:15:03.09 Two Awful Idiots Go On A Bad
- [The Smell Of Meat Angers A Passive Aggressive Vegan](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/12/the-smell-of-meat-angers-a-passive-aggressive-vegan/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:42:20.27 Fake Disorder TikTards Are Mad At Real Doctors On Tiktok 00:06:21:09.36 A Smattering Of Fake Disorder Clips 00:11:11:15.54 Sci-Fi / Fantasy DID Alters 00:14:50:10.49 Trucker Driver Student Loses His Cool 00:18:34:00.06 UPS Customer Has Serial Killer Sister 00:22:11:17.21 Bodybuilder Gets Shot Down For A Date On The Beach 00:24:46:16.27
- [Father And Daughter Reunited And It Feels Like Sexual Assault](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/15/father-and-daughter-reunited-and-feels-like-sexual-assault/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:09:03.31 My Blood Test / Ongoing Urine Sample Collection 00:05:43:06.31 Amazon Ruined My Zelda Day! 00:09:22:21.01 Mouth Noise Video Submissions Are Starting 00:10:56:18.48 Unintelligible Angry Neighbor 1: Trucks And Driveways 00:12:39:02.11 Unintelligible Angry Neighbor 2: Man Boobs And Baby Butts 00:14:08:05.44 Angry Neighbor: Methany Wallmaster 00:16:43:01.39 Angry Neighbor: Property Lines
- [Breasts Of The Wild - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/16/breasts-of-the-wild-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:33:12.68 The Legend Of Zelda: Breasts of The Wild 00:16:43:06.60 Crazy Neighbor Throws Shit / Gets Arrested 00:22:30:06.48 Asking Babies For Consent 00:28:59:14.77 Thank You, Sideshow Freaks! 00:29:20:17.78 Drunk Driving Dog Switcheroo 00:32:40:21.73 Pregnant With A Few Bricks Of Coke 00:35:48:21.77 Faking Engine Trouble And Crashing Your Airplane For Fun
- [Raining Turds From Heaven](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/17/raining-turds-from-heaven/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:06:10.79 Meade Compared To A Foot Freak 00:07:08:20.51 Meade Will Be Sleeping In A Haunted Hotel 00:13:22:17.68 Daddy Skelton Is Slipping 00:16:30:19.09 Temper Tantrum Over A $10 Ticket 00:22:48:11.56 Temper Tantrum Over A Shopping Cart Bump 00:24:30:24.00 How To Tell You're Dealing With A "Real" Conservative? Just Say The F
- [Always Go "Full Squirt" With Indian Scammers](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/18/always-go-full-squirt-with-indian-scammers/) - On Today's Show: It's the Thursday best of show! I've got one from 2015 today where I chat with Indian phone scammers. Sideshow freaks will be getting a new episode of DV later today. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim /
- [When 9 Scrotal Rings Are Just Too Many To Handle - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/19/when-9-scrotal-rings-are-just-too-many-to-handle-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No Show notes today :( Listen, though! It's a good one! A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - ⁠Check out our Patreon page⁠
- [You're Only A Sexual Non-Bigot If You Have Boned A Disabled Hindu From A Lower Caste - Checkmate!](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/19/youre-only-a-sexual-non-bigot-if-you-have-boned-a-disabled-hindu-from-a-lower-caste-checkmate/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:41:16.22 What's The Deal With TV's? 00:04:07:22.16 Sex Tips With Sister Cindy 00:11:58:13.24 Crazy Ethnic People Worship A Parking Barrier 00:14:46:08.03 Fat Therapist Calls Us All Fatphobic Sex Monsters 00:23:33:04.78 Blowing Up A Condom With Farts 00:26:15:12.44 New Cak Farts 00:27:03:04.50 Burning Your Genitals During Sex 00:29:08:03.28 Trans Watermelon Penetration
- [Stop Wearing Genital Prisons / You Can't Trust A Dusty Ho / Tweaked Out Seagulls High On Spice](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/22/stop-wearing-genital-prisons-you-cant-trust-a-dusty-ho-tweaked-out-seagulls-high-on-spice/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:16:01.73 Smoother Skin After A School Shooting 00:12:10:17.47 Breaking News! Biore Apologies For Stupid Post 00:13:34:18.69 Another Drunk Politician 00:14:45:20.13 Dollar General Theft Prevention / Near-Vehicular Homocide 00:17:53:10.38 Man Steals Baby Mama's Livestream Phone 00:19:50:13.07 Free Yourself From Foot Prison 00:23:02:12.35 Girlfriend Screaming At Man To Get In The Car
- [Grease Yourself Up With Some Slick, Lubricating Meth Butter - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/24/grease-yourself-up-with-some-slick-lubricating-meth-butter-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No Show notes today :( Listen, though! It's a good one! A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - ⁠Check out our Patreon page⁠
- [Digitally Dropping Dong](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/24/digitally-dropping-dong/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:01.00 Introduction 00:02:25:17.53 Tim And Shane Sing Some Duets 00:06:43:11.13 Cunnilingus Tips From An Idiot / Cartoon Voiceovers 00:09:24:07.77 Neo Nazi Incel Wants A 16 Year Old Wife 00:14:25:05.65 Devon's New Celebrity Crush 00:15:43:04.59 Crazed Idiots Fight Over Parked Car 00:22:47:01.76 Don't Tell An Animal Shelter You're Going To Sexually Assault A
- [Powertool Pegging Your Man / Earwax Fetish - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/26/powertool-pegging-your-man-earwax-fetish-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:13:16.47 Ear Wax Fetish - Welcome To Hell 00:09:27:12.75 Powertool Pegging Your Man 00:13:59:07.27 Let Butterfly Boy Flutter Into Your Heart 00:18:40:23.19 TikTokker Who Enters Strange's Houses Fined 00:24:51:19.67 Something Something Trans Something Something Target 00:31:02:01.29 Thanks For Joining The Club And Being A Buddy 00:31:23:07.00 Ozempic Users Are Shitting
- [You All Are De Facto Satanists / Turban Shaming / Family Feud Foreshadows A Murder](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/26/you-all-are-de-facto-satanists-turban-shaming-family-feud-foreshadows-a-murder/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:18:04.59 Obsessed With Lana Del Rey / Harassing Starbucks Employees 00:09:28:06.08 Turban Shaming - The Dhar Mann Way 00:22:28:23.36 Another Fatphobia Expert "Weighs" In 00:27:36:04.19 Another Shitty Customer Demands Refund 00:30:01:09.63 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 00:31:58:09.02 Star Spangled Swastika Powder 00:34:47:00.00 Buy Pizza Now, Pay When You Die
- [Round Things - A Global Conspiracy](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/29/round-things-a-global-conspiracy/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:09:12.40 Happy Memorial Day! 00:01:49:23.53 Does Meade Only Love "Confederate" America? 00:05:12:20.57 Meade's Dream Woman / Hates Tina Turner 00:08:19:04.00 Mama Cass Is On Meade's Shit List, Too 00:12:09:11.66 Sister Cindy Margarita Dance Mix 00:13:43:12.35 Disappointed With Her Baby's Gender Reveal 00:15:45:12.03 Brawl At The Little Mermaid Screening 00:18:51:16.59 Sign
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- [Worshipping That Stink Portal / Meaty Dick Loaves / Horse Ass Clapping](https://distortedview.com/2023/05/31/worshipping-that-stink-portal-meaty-dick-loaves-horse-ass-clapping/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:44:06.19 Goofy Dudes Produce Beautiful Children - Dumb Theory 00:05:08:04.48 Meade Is Having Womanly Problems At Work 00:09:51:20.25 Toasting Your Scrotum With Warm Red Lights 00:13:25:19.50 Bro-ing Out Playing With Our Stink Portals 00:17:17:24.56 Receiving Sex Energy From A Cuck Scenario / Taint Sunning 00:20:59:16.59 Black Pony Cosplay Porn Scene
- [Slow People Looking For Spoons - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/01/slow-people-looking-for-spoons-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No Shownotes today A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow
- [Strap On Your Maxi-Pads, Boys! It's Gooch Grease Season](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/02/strap-on-your-maxi-pads-boys-its-gooch-grease-season/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:19:23.23 Summer Stink / Scrotal Sludge Makes The News 00:11:39:04.19 Debating A Protester With Squeaks And Squeals 00:16:08:22.46 Bestiality Will Help turn The Economy Around! 00:22:01:16.42 Cancelling Fatphobic Disney Robot WALL-E 00:25:19:02.01 Man Believes Most People Are NPC's - Proceeds To Harass Walmart Worker 00:28:49:08.72 Sign Up For The Sideshow
- [A Toilet Lid Is The Perfect Murder Weapon](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/05/a-toilet-lid-is-the-perfect-murder-weapon/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:24:19.48 Steven Assanti Tried To Trim His Tooth 00:05:53:06.21 Got An Angry E-mail From Meade Skelton - He's Not Repulsive 00:08:48:08.45 My 600Lb Life Steven Assanti Recorded A Cameo For DV Freaks 00:13:35:03.33 What The New Colors On The Gay Pride Flag Mean - Color 8 Will Shock You 00:23:22:05.22
- [Super Sperm Wadzilla - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/06/super-sperm-wadzilla-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No Shownotes today Instead, watch this cinematic masterpiece: A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow
- [Showing Off Your Home Glory Hole Setup](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/07/shoving-off-your-home-glory-hole-setup/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:32:01.33 More Pro-Gay Rap Anthems From Gangsta F*G 00:07:08:02.25 Meade Skelton: Rainbow Fighter With A Wet Ass Nose 00:11:10:13.10 Meade's Thoughts On Boycotting Chic Fil A 00:18:03:18.01 Hiring A Priest To Exorcise Gay Demons 00:24:03:21.58 To Catch A Predator Busts A Home Glory Hole Ring 00:33:14:15.67 Sign Up For The
- [Firearm Fiasco: Shooting Victim's Bizarre Act of Generosity Leaves Everyone Scratching Their Heads](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/07/firearm-fiasco-shooting-victims-bizarre-act-of-generosity-leaves-everyone-scratching-their-heads/) - Hold on to your internal organs, folks, because we've got a jaw-dropping story coming in hot from Miami-Dade County, Florida (say it with me..our most fucked up state) Brace yourselves for a tale of questionable decisions and mind-boggling luck that will make your head spin. So, picture this: it's a balmy Sunday evening at The
- [Monkey Bating Through History - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/08/monkey-bating-through-history-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Receive a Prestige Award For Mass Murder Plus Shootout to all the living beings on the moon Crazy Neighbor Accuses Man Of Squirt Gunning Her Important Forms And I Will Be Your Pussy Stroking Guide For The Next 15 minutes No Shownotes today Instead, watch this cinematic masterpiece: A new way to
- [Unrestricted Baboon Sex-A-Thon](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/09/unrestricted-baboon-sex-a-thon/) - On Today's Show: I've got a best-of show for you today! Don't get all huffy with me! I'll be back later today with a brand new podcast. Hang tight and enjoy this old, crusty, worn-out, moldy episode from 2014 On Today’s Distorted View Daily: Sealing Up Your Vas Deferens Training Dolphins To Speak English. Poorly.
- [Ice Cream And Porn - Name A Better Summertime Duo](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/10/ice-cream-and-porn-name-a-better-summertime-duo/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:24:01.02 Pat Robertson Is Dead - Tribute 00:10:15:18.72 MLM Boss Babe Makeup Tutorial Livestream Goes Wrong 00:17:49:13.73 Who Started The Canada Wildfires - Revealed! 00:22:14:23.62 Stupid Bitch Doesn't Read Contract, Hilarity Ensues 00:29:20:11.34 Support Distorted View Daily! 00:30:37:19.40 Finding Some Severed Heads On Your Desk 00:36:36:05.28 Nazi's Got Their Feelings
- [Taking The Kids To An All Age Kink Workshop](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/12/taking-the-kids-to-an-all-age-kink-workshop/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:25:05.19 All Age Kink Workshops 00:08:26:20.18 A Slutty Hot Dogging Session 00:09:59:18.37 Brotherly BJ's 00:14:07:10.70 Putin Obsessed Crazy FBI Agent Wants To Buy An iPhone 00:18:18:23.64 Meade Is Looking For Music Advice 00:24:50:14.11 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame: Landslide Cover 00:27:48:15.65 $$ Support DV! $$ 00:29:10:11.55 AI Priests: All The
- [A Violent Penis Artifact - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/13/a-violent-penis-artifact-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:01:12.44 Out of Context Or Complete Creep? 00:10:22:05.70 Galileo Says Anti-Predator's Are Satanists 00:15:09:14.61 Thursday Lane Is Upset With Black Women 00:18:09:04.69 Thursday Lane Had Strong Words For COVID-19 00:19:50:02.23 Missing That Big UK Facesitting Festival 00:21:28:05.33 Chugging Rubbing Alcohol 00:23:09:13.72 A "Special" Britney Spears Tribute 00:26:53:12.26 Thank You, Sideshow
- [Tears of The Kingdom Made Me Wet In My Pants - Zelda Takes Over Pornhub](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/14/tears-of-the-kingdom-made-me-wet-in-my-pants-zelda-takes-over-pornhub/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:33:03.63 Lord Douche's Stupid Star Trek Game Obsession 00:04:14:06.53 My New Trash TV Obsession: Too Hot To Handle 00:12:44:24.26 Let's Witness A Couple Of Freaks Go On A First Date 00:21:00:00.18 Drunk Woman Hits A Bunch Of Cars, Fails To See Problem With It All 00:31:27:03.16 Sign Up For
- [Unforgettable Workplace Woes: Delivery Man Confronts Bizarre Beheadings at Nonprofit Chaos](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/14/unforgettable-workplace-woes-delivery-man-confronts-bizarre-beheadings-at-nonprofit-chaos/) - Alright, freaks, buckle up for a rollercoaster of grotesque workplace retaliation: It's time for the tale of Dale Wheatley and a horrifying scene at the Illinois nonprofit he works at. Recently, Dale waltzed into work, expecting a typical nine-to-five grind. But holy head cheese, what does he find? Not a warm greeting or a cup
- [Greasing Up Playground Slides With Acid - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/15/greasing-up-playground-slides-with-acid-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No shownotes today. Just shut up and listen. A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow
- [Man Impregnates Mailbox](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/16/man-impregnates-mailbox/) - On Today's Show: I've got another best of show for your Friday morning. I'll be back later today with a brand new episode of DV. Stay tuned and Enjoy! BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our
- [Pro Anorexia Adult Baby Diaper Lover / Craving The Love Of Donut Daddy](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/17/pro-anorexia-adult-baby-diaper-lover-craving-the-love-of-donut-daddy/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:46:03.26 Dickfart Showcase 2023 00:10:19:00.19 Meade's Second LGBTQ Anthem! 00:14:12:02.44 Pro Eating Disorder Adult Baby Diaper Lover 00:23:46:04.06 Daddy Can Fill Your Bagel Hole 00:26:40:06.03 Eating Sun Discharge / Tattoo Portals 00:30:53:08.65 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:27:15.54 Bestiality: A Great Way To Blow Off Steam? 00:35:59:01.75 When Getting In
- [Ancient Celtic Nipple Play](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/19/ancient-celtic-nipple-play/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:27:02.58 Short Show Due To Juneteenth! 00:03:04:10.51 Ancient Celtic Nipple Play / Bro on Bro Penis Worship 00:10:17:22.75 Interesting BJ Noises - New Gwaggle Gwaggle 00:12:58:20.66 Pink Coochie / Brown Booty Hole - Summer Jam 2023 00:15:39:24.15 Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:16:35:11.00 Nude At Dollar General - Four Loko
- [Deep Internal Earhole Fingering - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/20/deep-internal-earhole-fingering-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No shownotes today. Just shut up and listen. A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow
- [Make Like A Tree And Have Sex With It](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/21/make-like-a-tree-and-have-sex-with-it/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:54:00.26 Flip Flopping Hoes 00:05:16:12.40 Explicit Rap Music Being Played On Store Speakers 00:08:22:19.78 Meade Defends Slavery And Gets Into A Fight With His Bestie 00:14:33:17.33 The Sounds of Furries Yiffing 00:19:51:22.77 Homeless Men Freakout On Cops (Part 872) 00:25:16:12.76 Woman Flees From Hit And Run, Hilarity Ensues 00:31:32:23.43 Sign
- [Horny For Bread - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/22/horny-for-bread-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:35:20.55 Youtube Prankster Banned From College Campus And Sued 00:10:18:03.55 Did Frankie Macdonald Sink The Titanic Expedition Sub? 00:11:12:04.74 Youtard Devon Is High AF And Horny For Bread 00:15:42:04.08 Wake Me Up When This Song Is Over 00:19:14:11.30 A Musical Tribute To Baby Adbduction / Cop Rock 00:23:09:14.64 Ms. Meat
- [Visit Beautiful Meth Island Today!](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/23/visit-beautiful-meth-island-today/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:39:16.28 Ben Shapiro Gets Down And Booty Hole Brown 00:08:45:23.02 Crazy Meijer Lady Is Back For More Meijhem 00:12:20:15.22 Lady Claims Kroger Grocery Store Is Gangstalking / Human Trafficking Her 00:18:54:17.76 Confronting An Ugly Wife In A Target Parking Lot 00:22:36:02.25 New Dickhole Guy Audio? 00:27:36:17.02 Sign Up For The
- [Get Your Penis Researched, Rated, And Reviewed Today!](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/26/get-your-penis-researched-rated-and-reviewed-today/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:36:09.75 Annoying iOS Discord Changes 00:06:07:05.62 Christian Singers Love The Crippled 00:08:28:09.47 Quadruple Amputee Sings The Hits 00:13:29:11.57 More Unsavory Christian Gospel Tunes 00:17:54:06.38 Femboy Lover And Annoying Christian Tiktokker 00:23:13:00.74 Crazy Lady Takes A Hammer To House Windows 00:26:53:18.44 Gays! Stop Trying To Make "Padam" A Thing 00:30:29:15.56 Sign
- [Butt Jowls And Robot Savior Sex Talk - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/27/butt-jowls-and-robot-savior-sex-talk-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:25:16.42 Robot Love Words 00:05:53:06.57 Crossdressing Tiktard Singer / Monster Alter 00:12:55:10.64 First Amendment Auditor Is A First Degree Pedo Freak 00:19:41:01.45 Alex Jones Preaching At A Church? 00:25:24:20.75 Thank You, Sideshow Freaks! 00:25:50:07.67 Head Gay Thinks The Rainbow Flag Is Boring 00:32:10:23.41 Ex Girlfriend Won't Give Up Key To
- [Holy Seafood Breaded In The Body Of Christ](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/28/holy-seafood-breaded-in-the-body-of-christ/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:03:05.04 Commercials On DV / A New Partnership 00:04:59:20.02 CalCom MAX - Streaming Public Access TV 00:13:36:24.27 Criminal Flossing / Satellite Rays Burning A Man's Mouth 00:18:19:09.18 Preacher Has A Thing Or Two To Say About Black People And Slaves. This Should Go Well (It Doesn't) 00:21:43:04.65 Defending Roseanne's Latest
- [Arresting A Toddler On Charges Of Failure To Potty Train - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/29/arresting-a-toddler-on-charges-of-failure-to-potty-train-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No show notes today :) The worst apology YouTube video ever has just dropped plus: Bizzaro Meade Skelton Finds Love In The Sewers Getting So Drunk You Time Travel Back To The Obama Administration And Arresting A Toddler On Charges Of Failure To Potty Train A new way to help
- [Hot Delicious Street Trash And Strong Vaginal Odors](https://distortedview.com/2023/06/30/hot-delicious-street-trash-and-strong-vaginal-odors/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:03:05.04 Commercials On DV / A New Partnership 00:04:59:20.02 CalCom MAX - Streaming Public Access TV 00:13:36:24.27 Criminal Flossing / Satellite Rays Burning A Man's Mouth 00:18:19:09.18 Preacher Has A Thing Or Two To Say About Black People And Slaves. This Should Go Well (It Doesn't) 00:21:43:04.65 Defending Roseanne's
- [The Pain And Agony Of July 4th](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/04/the-pain-and-agony-of-july-4th/) - On Today's Show: It's Independence Day here in the America! We're all outside, cooking up wieners, and blowing off fingers! I'll be back tomorrow with a new show for everyone. Until then, enjoy this best of show! BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to
- [Making A Woman Squirt Is As Easy As Picking Up A Bowling Ball](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/05/making-a-woman-squirt-is-as-easy-as-picking-up-a-bowling-ball/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:59:10.10 American Gladiators - The Pinnacle Of 90's Sporting Events 00:07:04:22.01 Christian Band Can't Play The National Anthem 00:11:47:22.51 A Casio Keyboard Tribute To 9/11 00:13:14:05.20 Meade Skelton's New Trump Themed Song 00:19:24:22.20 How To Make Any Woman Squirt 00:31:45:17.68 Support Distorted View Daily! 00:33:46:09.18 Front Yard / Driveway
- [Donkey Punching Your Way To Head Concussions And Anal Destructions - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/06/donkey-punching-your-way-to-concussions-and-anal-destructions-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No show notes today :) A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow
- [An Interview With Musician Jan Terri](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/07/an-interview-with-musician-jan-terri/) - Cheryl Merkowski and I spoke to musician Jan Terri. Jan’s most infamous song, Losing You, is widely considered to be the worst music video in the history of the medium.
- [Butt Violations At The IHOP - *FIXED* - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/07/butt-violations-at-the-ihop-sideshow-2/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:55:00.74 Amateur T-Girl Action Behind The Scenes 00:10:11:09.16 Butt Violations At The IHOP 00:14:04:00.28 New Tiktard Alert! He's Gross. 00:18:58:15.54 Low Battery Smoke Alarm Beats 00:20:11:22.33 Christians Against Barbie 00:21:29:05.48 Tiktok Pranker Makes An Autistic Woman Cry 00:23:39:07.30 A Home Shopping Network CAll Goes Wrong 00:28:18:09.59 Thank You, Sideshow Freaks!
- [A Healthy, Post-Nut Shart](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/10/a-healthy-post-nut-shart/) - On Today's Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 AdamEve.Com 50% OFF - PROMO CODE: FREAK 00:01:40:24.57 Introduction 00:03:09:13.33 DV's History On Social Media Has Been Dicey 00:06:45:06.18 Youtube's Graphic Video Of Hairy Assholes 00:10:16:24.72 A Good Healthy Post-Nut Shart 00:16:03:11.25 Amputee / Polio Fetish 00:19:51:21.45 McDonald's Employee Licking Cheeto Fingers While
- [Elon Musk / Mark Zuckerberg Erotic Space Fanfic - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/11/elon-musk-mark-zuckerberg-erotic-space-fanfic-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:38:04.65 Cage Matches and Dick Measuring Contests 00:06:06:14.46 Elon Musk / Mak Zuckerberg Fanfic - Billionaire Bastard Blowjob Blowout 00:16:32:07.29 Women Screaming "Kidnapped!" In Ubers 00:23:36:13.07 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fam Nominee 00:26:49:11.44 Thank You, Sideshow Freaks! 00:27:20:14.35 It's All In The Way You Say The Racial Slur 00:32:52:11.79 Deepfake
- [Horny Cyberstalker Playing "Ding Dong" On Your Lady Bits](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/12/horny-cyberstalker-playing-ding-dong-on-your-lady-bits/) - On Today's Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:58:02.12 Cloning My Mom's Voice 00:08:49:15.38 Another Old Educational Film About "Trainable" Mentally Retarded People 00:13:20:23.53 New Youtard Alert: Horny Cyberstalker Edition 00:24:55:19.59 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:26:22:22.50 A Cheese, Glorious Cheese Sandwich 00:32:13:08.45 MyPillow Is Doomed! 00:35:25:18.78 Scamming Phone Scammers
- [Burger King Unleashes Cheesy Chaos With New Cheeseburger](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/12/burger-king-unleashes-cheesy-chaos-with-new-cheeseburger/) - "Honey, get in the car, we're going to get constipated" Bangkok has become the center of a dairy-driven storm as Burger King unveils its latest jaw-dropping creation: a lactose-intolerant's nightmare called the "real cheeseburger." This audacious invention features a burger bun that's stuffed to the brim with a mind-boggling stack of up to 20 slices
- [Skunking Yourself Up For The Ladies / Cat Pervert On The Loose - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/13/skunking-yourself-up-for-the-ladies-cat-pervert-on-the-loose/) - On Today's Show: No show notes today. Going Out Skunking With The Guys Plus: WE’ve Got A Cat Pervert In The Neighborhood A Presidential Candidate Dinner Turned Into An aggressive Battle of Farts And Was Jesus A Sissy? One Bounty Hunter Says No BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line:
- [Gay Furry Hackers To The Rescue](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/14/gay-furry-hackers-to-the-rescue/) - On Today's Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:21:08.47 Doctor's Trying To Kill Me 00:09:33:17.62 Pointing Out A Camel Toe Is Sure To Woo The Ladies 00:12:38:21.56 Jesus, Lucifer, And A Computer All Occupy Someone's Brain 00:17:18:05.31 Gagging On Multiple Rubber Dongs 00:20:25:15.09 Pastor Lady Boy Lover Is Back With
- [The Man With 12 Fingers And A Bonus Hole](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/17/the-man-with-12-fingers-and-a-bonus-hole/) - On Today's Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:39:06.24 Ron Kind (The Wrong Kind) Retired This Year 00:04:10:12.19 Meade's News And Views Youtube Show! 00:11:36:04.73 Tiktard Claims To Be Jesus, God, and Jerry Lee Lewis. Also, BFF's with Elon 00:15:07:20.53 White Hair Stylist Student Has Opinions On Slavery Race
- [Holy Anointed Penis Rub Downs - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/18/holy-anointed-penis-rub-downs-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:01:03.29 Some Dumb Civil War Horse 00:07:11:14.76 Confederate Soldiers Were A Bunch Of Chronic, Lunatic Masturbaters 00:10:16:20.61 Tim Gets Sidetracked / Charles In Charge Rant 00:11:40:05.05 Back To Civil War Masturbation Memorabilia 00:14:03:04.56 New Furry Rock For 2023 00:20:52:12.27 How Sex Dolls Are Like Brain Dead Vegetables 00:25:12:00.06 Freakout At
- [Grabbing Junk For Jesus - Priest's Oily Rub Down](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/18/grabbing-junk-for-jesus-priests-oily-rub-down/) - In an unbelievable turn of events, an Orthodox priest in Greece was busted for allegedly molesting a tourist by giving him a "holy" massage! According to The Telegraph, the unsuspecting tourist and his girlfriend were visiting a monastery on Rhodes when he forgot his crucifix. In an attempt to retrieve it, he was invited into
- [It's Like Boy Scouts But For Adult Babies And Extreme Perverts](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/19/its-like-boy-scouts-but-for-adult-babies-and-extreme-perverts/) - On Today's Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:01:03.48 I Have An Unhinged ChatGPT Clone At My Disposal 00:07:52:21.09 AI Helps Me Plot To Torture And Destroy Brad Carter 00:10:39:23.57 Playing "Guess That Sound" With A Deaf Person 00:13:23:14.53 Adult Baby Boy Scout Troops 00:22:09:13.07 Confronting A Pedo In The
- [A Rich Brew Of Coffee For Upscale Sodomites](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/20/a-rich-brew-of-coffee-for-upscale-sodomites/) - On Today's Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) Enjoy this best of show! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow
- [Beachgoers: Watch Out For Coked Up Sharks This Summer - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/21/beachgoers-watch-out-for-coked-up-sharks-this-summer-sideshow/) - No show notes today, but it's a great episode full of weird and wonderful sounds... Glass Shattering Explosives In Your Butthole Plus One Insufferable TikTard Thinks Your A White Supremacist If Your No Longer Wearing COVID Masks Spraying Bleach On Your Neighbors And This Summer Beachgoers Need TO Watch Out For Coke Up Sharks
- [Crocheting A Shit Scarf / Feeding Your Kids Trough Style](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/22/crocheting-a-shit-scarf-feeding-your-kids-trough-style/) - On Today's Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:44:16.51 Bestiality Vs. Working The Cobalt Mines 00:04:30:08.23 Mobility Mary Shares Her Political Opinions At Walmart 00:09:10:24.15 How To Knit A Shit Scarf 00:13:32:12.32 Entitled Bitch Is Always Late. Somehow That's Our Problem 00:19:13:10.10 The Worst Woman To Interview About Human Trafficking
- [What Type Of Laundry Powders and Liquids Are We Ingesting This Week?](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/24/what-type-of-laundry-powders-and-liquids-are-we-ingesting-this-week/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:54:00.78 Meade Skelton Merch Looks Exactly Like You'd Expect Buy This Shirt And Other Meade Merch In His Etsy Shop! 00:05:55:19.26 Meade Got Angry And Shared Some Controversial Views 00:09:38:12.33 New TikTard Frees All Inmates / Influences The Weather 00:16:54:09.64 Need For Speed Voice Acting Is Bonkers 00:22:13:19.09 Love
- [Facekini's - It's Like Wearing A Ski Mask To The Beach! - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/25/facekinis-its-like-wearing-a-ski-mask-to-the-beach-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:26:13.63 Personalized DV Mini Shows 00:07:33:24.47 Another Youtard Selling Bad Merchandise 00:17:34:13.56 Meade Wonders About Prostitutes 00:19:10:01.30 Creepy Clown Porn 00:23:08:05.05 The Donkey Kong Musical Album From 1983 00:36:33:23.37 Attacked For Not Being Neighborly Enough 00:40:52:02.66 Grown Man Con-Playing As A Fireman 00:44:44:06.24 Facekinis! Full Facial Beachwear 00:49:41:20.03 Voicemails: 206-666-4463
- [Hiring a Hitman To Whack Your Baby](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/26/hiring-a-hitman-to-whack-your-baby/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:22:00.10 Sampling Your Penis Product 00:07:52:09.07 Gooner Baters Are Turning Into Monkeys! 00:12:26:13.73 ...And A Sissy Bitch To Grow An Inch 00:15:24:14.35 Baywatch / Lifeguard Educational Video 00:22:18:10.72 Galileo Is Interested In Diddling 00:26:32:24.03 Get A Personalized Mini Episodes Of DV 00:29:17:05.62 An Apartment Complex Tortured By Weird Naked
- [Fish Juice Erotically Dribbling Down Your Chin - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/27/fish-juice-erotically-dribbling-down-your-chine-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No shownotes today... Getting Off To fish Juice Dribbling Down Your Chin A Pastor who has quite grasped the concept of lesbianism Just a couple of dudes pushing their pussy lips out Never Try To Imitate A Scheme Kramer and Newman Came Up With On Seinfeld. Its not gonna end well BE
- [Hardcore Gaming On The Xbreast 360 - It's A Handful!](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/28/hardcore-gaming-on-the-xbreast-360-its-a-handful/) - I've got a breast-of show for you today! Fear not, I will be back later today to give you a brand new episode of DV. Enjoy! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become
- [ When Manatees Have Rough Sex It Ain't Pretty](https://distortedview.com/2023/07/31/when-manatees-have-rough-sex-it-aint-pretty/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:41:15.22 Spitting Out Bits Of Tooth And Doggy UTI's 00:07:38:23.53 A New Tool To Make Annoying Music 00:14:13:12.31 Anti Feminist Uploads Hitler Song, Surprised To Receive Backlash? 00:23:22:01.03 Twerk To Release Trauma 00:26:02:20.64 Couple Of Dudes Think They're In A Game Of GTAV 00:27:44:03.70 Upset Because The Amazon Van Came
- [Ancient Warriors Took Turns Smelling Each Others Ballsacks? - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/01/ancient-warriors-took-turns-smelling-each-others-ballsacks-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:59:18.70 Happy Birthday To ME 00:05:13:18.69 Meade Has Set Up A Go Fund Me Campaign 00:08:18:23.40 A Pig Slut Eating Pig Slop 00:12:07:10.40 Nick Fuentes Says Straight Sex Is Gay 00:15:07:00.42 Spilling Seed To Super Straight Thoughts Of The Yoni 00:20:12:20.33 Bating And Doing Poppers To Thoughts Of Lebron James
- [Your Brain Juices Are All Out Of Whack!](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/02/your-brain-juices-are-all-out-of-whack/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:05:10.22 It Was My Birthday! Let's Continue To Celebrate ME 00:05:05:13.42 Meade Was Taken Out Of His Dad's Will / Attempt At Modern Music 00:11:20:12.17 Has Dhar Mann Video's Jumped The Shark? 00:25:40:07.16 Depression Is Your Fault, And Other Inspiring Affirmations 00:29:21:24.23 Jesus Wants To Chill On Your Bobcat 00:31:56:02.35
- [Lizzo Is Dropping Fat Girl Fart Bombs! - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/03/lizzo-is-dropping-fat-girl-fart-bombs-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:23:01.37 Ugly Dumb Woman Porn 00:11:16:18.24 Devon Sweeney Ate A Man Load And Now His Tummy Aches 00:12:14:24.56 Lizzo Is Dropping Fat Girl Fart Bombs! 00:16:20:20.56 Messed Up Teeth AND A Male Vagina 00:19:47:04.01 Woman Wears Blackface To Protest Target 00:22:01:20.43 How The Australians Deal With Police 00:23:42:22.32 Snorting Prescription
- [Looking For A Woman With Thick, Thicc Glasses](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/04/looking-for-a-woman-with-thick-thicc-glasses/) - Best Of Show Time! I'll be back later today with a brand new episode of DV. On Today's Show:Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The
- [FBI Video Butthole Confessional - NEW SHOW!](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/04/fbi-video-butthole-confessional-new-show/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:48:16.72 The Exciting Conclusion To My Tooth Saga 00:05:23:00.23 Blackface Lady Goes To A Job Interview 00:14:14:14.38 Nick Fuentes Is Not A Fan Of Age Consent Laws 00:18:12:23.42 Daniel Larson's Butthole Confessions To The FBI 00:24:41:14.10 A New Queen Of Labels Has Been Crowned On TikTok 00:27:50:21.32 Get More DV!
- [Finding A Random Man Living In Your Garbage Can](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/07/finding-a-random-man-living-in-your-garbage-can/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:00:00.48 Soda School Is Now In Session 00:04:12:18.60 Iconic Soda Commercial Music: 2000-Present 00:06:59:17.13 Iconic Soda Pop Commercial Music: 1990's 00:10:05:00.28 Iconic Soda Pop Commercial Music: Late 1980's 00:13:03:10.71 Iconic Soda Commercial Music: Mid-80's 00:18:37:18.67 Confronting The Man Living In Your Trash Can 00:23:39:13.73 A Positive Perspective On Gang Stalking
- [Shakira Flabbergast Called 911 On Her Douchebag Boyfriend - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/08/shakira-flabbergast-called-911-on-her-douchebag-boyfriend-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No Shownotes today, but here's a little bit of what I have for you: Meade Drools And Dribbles His Way Through A Livestream Calling 911 On Your Douchebag Boyfriend Backfires Spectacularly Selling Holocaust Hoagies And Third Reich-Roast Beef Sandwich What Do Your Boogers Say About You? BE A PART OF THIS
- [Forgetting Your Testicles In The Fridge](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/09/forgetting-your-testicles-in-the-fridge/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:04:28:24.64 If You Know Me In Real Life, Please Don't Listen 00:09:09:01.09 Tampon Tammy Takes A Taste - 'Member? / Apology 00:14:11:17.16 A Brand New Tampon Sucker! 00:20:04:08.74 Wayne Brady Comes Out As Pansexual / Matt Walsh Is Afraid Men Are Attracted To Him 00:26:54:19.69 Tony Has Man Parts And
- [A Rodent And Cockroach Love Story - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/10/a-rodent-and-cockroach-love-story-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No Shownotes today, but here's a little bit of what I have for you: One loony Covid Fearing Woman Tests CO2 Levels At The Taylor Swift Concert while huffing On Her Portable Air Generator Plus Leaving a collection of piss jars out for your mom to clean up And Is Master Splinter
- [Robot Sex Dolls Are Tearing Communities Apart!](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/11/robot-sex-dolls-are-tearing-communities-apart/) - On Today's Show: It's a best of show for the AM and I'll be back later today with a brand new episode of DV. Enjoy! Robot Sex Dolls Are Tearing a Community Apart Plus: Putrid Fish Vomit Caught Being a Racist Asshole And Dick Shaped Architecture On Today's Show:Call In To The Voicemail Line:
- [The Spider Bite That Gives You An Engorged Member - NEW SHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/11/the-spider-bite-that-gives-you-an-engorged-member-new-show/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:44:01.13 The Christian Militant Home Shopping Network 00:12:06:00.04 Batting Around Balls And Pressing On Dudes Taints 00:23:37:17.29 Let's Get Meade's Music Played At Planet Fitness 00:28:18:07.04 Become A Sideshow Member 00:29:37:12.40 The Spider Bite That Leaves Your Boned Up 00:33:56:09.18 Piles Of Excrement Left Outside One Condominium 00:36:36:02.27 Perving Out
- [Eating Ass Is The New Black](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/14/eating-ass-is-the-new-black/) - ON TODAY'S SHOW: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:13:06.70 The Island Boys Journey Into Mild Gay Incest 00:10:42:05.64 Awful At Home Stand-Up Comedy 00:15:57:15.39 Slow Weatherman Continues To Deny Causing Major Disasters 00:17:04:02.17 Did Steven Dawson Kill JFK? New Conspiracy Theory Emerges VISIT THE STEVE DAWSON ARCHIVE! 00:22:05:03.02 Orange Is The New Black Actress Eats Butthole / Is
- [Curious Perverts - The Dating App For You - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/15/curious-perverts-the-dating-app-for-you-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:35:22.47 Curious Perverts 00:03:38:00.15 The Island Boys Are Still Blissfully Dumb And Excited About Their Incest 00:05:15:20.43 Crunching The Numbers For My Own Incest Kiss 00:07:38:14.05 Clown Erotica With A Stapler 00:11:24:02.55 Getting In To Your Locked Car With A Brick 00:14:32:15.31 Steve Dawson Accused Of Maui Arson / His
- [A Scholarly Look At The Possibility Of Women Pooping Out Of Their Vaginas For The Betterment of Mankind](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/16/a-scholarly-look-at-the-possibility-of-women-pooping-out-of-their-vaginas-for-the-betterment-of-mankind/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:00:00:00.01 00:02:09:06.65 A Successful Meade Skelton! 00:00:00:00.01 00:15:55:13.26 Pooping Out Of Vaginas Is Next Evolution Of Woman 00:00:00:00.01 00:20:05:07.42 Pleasuring Yourself To Futanari Pokemon 00:00:00:00.01 00:25:57:08.45 Youtard Denies Being The Cause Of Massive Worldwide Pandemic (Obviously He's Lying) 00:00:00:00.01
- [Your Next Senator From Florida: Tan Mom! - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/17/your-next-senator-from-florida-tan-mom-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No Shownotes today, but here's a little bit of what I have for you: Diabetes Humiliation Porn! Plus Soaking The Interior Of Your House With Your Own Piss When All Of Your Multiple Personality Alters Are Various Types of Birds And Introducing The New Junior Senator from the Great State of Florida:
- [Can Your Penis Pull Off A Quantum Leap?](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/18/can-your-penis-pull-off-a-quantum-leap/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:30:00.50 A Great Week Of Show, AMIRITE? 00:03:44:16.00 A Celebrity Butt Licker's Apology 00:07:01:11.13 Woman "Addicted" To Pony Play 00:15:41:21.46 White Man Helps White Man And Promptly Gets Scammed 00:20:48:11.09 A Very Stubburn, Very Wrong Soverign Citizen 00:29:40:17.75 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 00:30:58:04.74 Racists At The Slot Machines
- [Holy Fat Bottomed Bullshit, Batman!](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/21/holy-fat-bottomed-bullshit-batman/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:50:14.58 I've Been Perving Around Cincinnati's Parks 00:04:58:15.74 The Dumb, Long Disclaimers In Betting / Gambling Podcast Commercials 00:11:12:01.01 Product Warnings In Commercials / On Packaging 00:15:44:14.18 Religious Tiktokker Obsessed With Abortion, And Molestation, And Mommy Sex 00:20:38:10.50 The Ex-Con With A Scrotal Sack On His Chin 00:22:14:06.74 Neighbors Are
- [An Evening Cocktail Of Rum & Roach Spray - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/22/an-evening-cocktail-of-rum-roach-spray-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No Shownotes today, but here's a little bit of what I have for you: Jurassic Poop: Attack Of The Turdedactyl Trying To Find The RESET Button On Joe Biden How About A Delicious Rum & Roach Spray? And A Video Game Livestreamer Showing Cock Meat On cam BE A PART OF
- [Public Sex And Groin Bites](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/23/public-sex-and-groin-bites/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:09:24.52 Pickle Conspiracy 00:09:07:11.79 Christian Only Fans 00:14:32:18.06 A Teacher's Constructive Criticism 00:17:37:17.05 Chartered Boat Captain Loses His Cool 00:20:12:24.73 Drunk Woman Confuses Driver's License With Toilet Wipes 00:30:41:11.65 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:43:06.78 Stung By 2000 Bees 00:36:18:20.44 Killed Over A $2 Little Debbie Snack Cake 00:40:45:06.26 Public
- [Nothing Trashier Than A Stripper Wearing Her Mom's Hand-Me-Down Thongs - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/24/nothing-trashier-than-a-stripper-wearing-her-moms-hand-me-down-thongs-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:37:23.54 Guess Who Is Going To Have His Butthole Shaved? 00:05:20:14.76 Jewel And Attila Hoarding Food Pantry Goods 00:09:40:06.66 Meade Was Right About His Virginian Singer Nemesis 00:12:57:14.18 She's A Nazi Girl, In A Nazi World 00:15:49:05.04 An Andrew Tate Approved Manosphere Podcast Gets Demonetized By Youtube 00:21:58:18.55 Car Honking
- [Your Morning Bowl of Cocoa Testicles Cereal And Milk](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/25/your-morning-bowl-of-cocoa-testicles-cereal-and-milk/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:53:21.58 Virtual Telephone Representatives 00:13:40:21.58 Evil AI System Won't Let Man Enjoy His Post Orgasm Bliss 00:16:26:15.26 Futanari Fanatic Pleasured Himself To Some SHE-NIS 00:18:30:01.09 A Bowl of Cocoa Testicles Cereal And Milk 00:22:09:03.70 Futaloving Boy Poonani 00:23:25:01.33 Auto Fellatio Gagging Sounds 00:27:56:22.47 Sign Up For The Sideshow! SuperFreakSideshow.com 00:29:46:14.23
- [The Lobster Pincer Is Coming For Your Penis](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/28/the-lobster-pincer-is-coming-for-your-penis/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:04:07:23.32 Oven-Based Erotica (Dutch, Convection, Microwave, Etc) 00:12:26:16.57 The Dumbest Turn-Offs For Women (Ick) 00:19:42:11.42 Adult Baby Diaper Lover Diaper Reviews and Raps 00:22:43:24.14 An Adult Baby Diaper Lover Video Game Is In The Works 00:30:27:24.70 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:11:16.30 Penis Pinching Is A Crime! 00:36:10:18.07 A Porch
- [Your Suicide Pod Is Waiting For you - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/29/your-suicide-pod-is-waiting-for-you-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:15:02.49 Weird Ass Tributes On Meade's Mothers Death Guestbook 00:09:04:07.29 Meade's Fitness Youtube Channel! 00:12:54:09.13 Dad Broke A Bunch Of Ribs 00:14:17:04.45 Weightloss Plans / Height Discrepancies 00:19:12:04.70 Male Tiktokkers Are Acting Like NPC's Too 00:23:06:05.23 CEO Freakout On Unpaid Intern 00:30:15:01.16 Thank You, Sideshow Freaks! 00:30:34:13.44 Step Inside The
- [Anus Vacuuming ](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/30/anus-vacuuming/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:39:17.40 I Had Lunch With A Phone Loser 00:06:20:23.10 Don't Get Sucked Up Into The Anus Vacuum 00:11:53:04.52 A New Type Of Shit-Based Mathematics 00:16:11:05.78 20 Seconds With Tamir 00:17:03:21.58 Methany St. Narcan Pops By For A Visit 00:20:10:04.18 Is Babestation Turning Into Boystation? 00:22:01:13.66 Linda Finkle Fall Of Fame
- [Sneaking A Vibrator Into Your Mom's Online Shopping Cart - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/08/31/sneaking-a-vibrator-in-your-moms-online-shopping-cart-sideshow/) - No shownotes today, but here's some of what I have for you today On Today's Show: - Male Vocal Fry - We finally learn how much Meade Skelton actually weighs - Which Youtard tried to sneak a sex toy into his mom’s online target shopping cart -Is it legally justifiable to strangle a bitch
- [Sticky Dingo In Crispy Plink Plonk Pudding And Other British Cuisine](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/01/sticky-dingo-in-crispy-plink-plonk-pudding-and-other-british-cuisine/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:48:10.63 My Decrepit Gremlin Dog 00:06:12:00.06 Depend Adult Diaper Packaging 00:09:09:09.31 Couch Humping In VR 00:10:57:17.17 Trying to Buy A Virtual Baby In Second Life 00:13:39:06.50 Man Tells Girlfriend Her Vagina Stinks, She Immediately Gets On Tiktok 00:15:44:00.46 A Documentary About How A 95 Year Old Man Has Sex 00:21:22:15.69
- [Fart Spraying That Pink Sauce](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/04/fart-spraying-that-pink-sauce/) - On Today's Show: I've got a Best Of Show for your labor day! Enjoy, and I'll be back tomorrow with a new episode for everyone. Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and
- [Pounded In My Lady Poonani By My Pumpkin Spice Latte](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/05/pounded-in-my-lady-poonani-by-my-pumpkin-spice-latte/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:19:01.65 A Weekend Full Of Dead Musicians And Dead Dogs 00:06:40:04.43 Pounded In The Twat By My Pumpkin Spice Latte 00:17:56:18.37 Adam And Eve! Promo Code: FREAK - Get 50% Off 00:19:00:00.48 Our Favorite Fart Loving Incel Is Back Out Of
- [A Stream Of Hot Liquid Poo From First Class To Coach - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/06/a-stream-of-hot-liquid-poo-from-first-class-to-coach-sideshow/) - No Shownotes today... On Today's Show: Tom Hanks Niece Is A screeching Little Drama Queen Plus A Would Be Killer’s Cooking Segment - Sponsored By Kraft An International Flight Had To Deal With Dripping Vanilla Shit And A Mongoloid Stuff 8 inches of Electrical Wire Down His Cock hole
- [Florida Man Attempts To Hamster Wheel Himself Across The Ocean](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/07/florida-man-attempts-to-hamster-wheel-himself-across-the-ocean/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:08:03.22 Shopping Around For The Best Doggy Cremation Prices 00:08:32:15.74 The Tim Reaper Strikes Again 00:11:10:15.09 Meade Should Model His Career After Jimmy Buffett 00:14:31:09.71 Intergalactic Pronoun Freakout 00:23:36:04.42 An Amazon Delivery Gets Physical 00:28:54:17.63 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:36:07.12 Walking Across The Ocean In A Giant Hamster Wheel
- [Proof Obama Is A Crack Smoking Homosexual? - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/08/proof-obama-is-a-crack-smoking-homosexual-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:51:18.07 Allergy Attack! Plumbing Disaster! More Bee Stings! 00:07:54:00.04 Disgusting Livestream Cleans His Roach Ridden Room 00:13:19:12.58 Ladies Who Really Dislike The Sight, Smell, And Taste Of Semen 00:18:41:07.22 Is Barack Obama A Crack Smoking Homosexual? A Tucker Carlson Guest Says Yes 00:28:02:03.57 A Youtard Also Jerked Off Obama, Too
- [Grandpa Takes An STD Test](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/11/grandpa-takes-an-std-test/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:54:16.52 Happy September 11 To You And Yours 00:04:23:21.32 Linda Finkle's 9/11 Tribute Song 00:07:50:07.78 I Am A True Optimist / Picking Up Hundreds Of Lottery Tickets 00:13:38:17.33 A Christian Romantic Drama Film Goes Horribly Wrong 00:39:31:09.17 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:41:09:03.57 More Like Danny Master-Son-Of-A-BITCH Rapist, AMIRITE? 00:47:10:07.29
- [Internet Connected Penis Lock Suffers Security Breach - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/12/internet-connected-penis-lock-suffers-security-breach-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:17.53 Introduction 00:01:48:05.50 Linda Finkle Hall Of Famer: Old Russian(?) Man 00:09:43:10.21 The My Pillow Guy Was Pissed Off During His Legal Deposition 00:15:43:09.43 People Learning Perfect Smile Veneers Are Less Than Perfect 00:21:05:08.45 Babestation Unfollowed Steven Dawson! 00:24:12:08.41 Offensive Streamer In Japan Finally Gets Punched 00:26:49:01.22 Thank you, Sideshow Freaks! 00:27:30:24.01
- [Rim Job Loving Actress Supports Danny Masterson](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/13/rimjob-loving-actress-supports-danny-masterson/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:57:19.51 The Rim Job Actress Supports Danny Masterson 00:15:44:01.12 An Inbred Family Update 00:20:23:02.09 Trans Woman On Drugs Has Shards Of Glass In Her Feet 00:25:55:16.51 A Truly Chaotic 9/11 Tribute From Devon 00:29:00:12.40 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:04:08.74 Give Me Free Crazy Bread Or I'll Shoot! 00:36:49:04.31 A
- [A US Senator Talks About His New Strap On - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/14/a-us-senator-talks-about-his-new-strap-on-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No full notes today, but here's some of the things I discuss: Two differently abled idiots start an only fans Plus Which US Senator tells us all about his brand new strap on? Getting The Giggles When You Find Out Your Friend Killed A Pedestrian And Flash Dem Titties While Waiting For
- [Gamestop Ma'am-zilla Stomps Her Way Into Our Hearts](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/15/gamestop-maam-zilla-stomps-her-way-into-our-hearts/) - On Today's Show: It's Best-Of show time! Fear not, I'll be back later today with a brand new episode. Sit tight and enjoy this reheated slop of a podcast... On Today's Distorted View: Transwomen Goes All Hulk Smash At a Gamestop Fucking a Reptilian Impregnanti a Vegetable And It’s ok to use racial slurs if
- [Hot Human / Car Sex And Male-To-Female Complex Carbohydrates](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/15/hot-human-car-sex-and-male-to-female-complex-carbohydrates/) - On Today's Show: I 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:40:04.48 What's Gamestop Ma'am Up To Today? 00:09:17:24.44 Thursday Lane's New Gender Food Theory 00:16:57:00.18 Update On The Guy Who Has Sex With His Car 00:26:04:17.75 Angry Mayor Freak Out 00:29:17:16.04 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:29:11.27 Drug Fueled Orgies, Corpses, And Kids Sleeping In The Closet
- [Harassing Your Driver With Your Tiny Penis](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/18/harassing-your-driver-with-your-tiny-penis/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:19:07.10 Trans People With Unique Opinions 00:07:14:04.33 Trans Person Keeps Pooping They Self 00:12:41:15.12 Demons Are Trying (And Succeeding) To Ruin Meade's Diet 00:20:02:00.71 Christian Screaming 30,000 Feet In The Air 00:22:09:06.62 Is The Hulk Retarded? 00:24:26:10.16 Stomach Inflation Fetish 00:29:36:04.01 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:13:09.30 Say Booblejuice Three
- [Sharing a Pizza Vomit Smoothie With Your Bestie - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/19/sharing-a-pizza-vomit-smoothie-with-your-bestie-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Sharing a Pizza Vomit Smoothie With your Bestie Plus The Sound Pig Gooning Meade’s Mom Was a Jealous Alcoholic Train wreck of a Woman And The Most Annoying Couple In The World Share A Love Surge
- [Unveiling The Butthole Memorial Sculpture](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/20/unveiling-the-butthole-memorial-sculpture/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:49:19.05 Tim's Having Trouble Talking 00:06:23:02.77 When You Can't Clean Your Penis Properly, Extreme Measures Need To Be Taken 00:09:54:12.45 A Butthole AIDS Memorial Sculpture Made The News 00:14:23:13.49 Getting Off To Pretty Girls Urging You To Kill Yourself 00:16:47:15.14 Stretch Mark Fetish / Office Supply Erotica 00:19:10:16.28 The Daniel
- [The Genderless Dragon With A Voldemort Nose - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/21/the-genderless-dragon-with-a-voldemort-nose-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: A Schizophrenic’s War On Gay People And The Number 2 Plus: Gail is being attacked by cannibalistgic fat-inducing mites A Woman Gets Punched In The Face At Dunkin Donuts Meet The Genderless Dragon, Now With 90% Less Nose
- [The Genderless Dragon With A Voldemort Nose - FIXED AUDIO](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/21/the-genderless-dragon-with-a-voldemort-nose-fixed-audio/) - On Today's Show: Note: Earlier, a version of the show was posted with the wrong audio. This should fix that. Sorry! A Schizophrenic’s War On Gay People And The Number 2 Plus: Gail is being attacked by cannibalistic fat-inducing mites A Woman Gets Punched In The Face At Dunkin Donuts Meet The Genderless Dragon, Now
- [Moving Your Belly Button To Make Your Legs Look Longer](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/22/moving-your-belly-button-to-make-your-legs-look-longer/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:10:01.10 Is Meade Cheating On His Weigh In? 00:09:10:22.19 Our Next President Is A CIA Operative, Navy Seal, And Magic Water Inventor 00:19:08:22.33 Incel Creeps On Teenage Girls / Rages Out 00:26:24:05.22 White Preacher Explains How Slavery Was Good For Black People 00:30:18:02.45 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:58:07.30 Women
- [Submissive Gay Dogs Invade Europe](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/25/submissive-gay-dogs-invade-europe/) - On Today's Show: 00:03:49:03.76 Training AI To Impersonate Meade Skelton Like Timmyboo 00:09:11:04.18 Checking In With Incels On Yotube: Are Women Useless? 00:18:24:03.02 The Best Casey Kasem Outtake 00:21:49:06.35 The Drama Surrounding Casey Kasem's Death 00:37:09:16.76 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:38:48:09.04 Wingsuit Diver Loses Head 14,000 Feet In The Air 00:43:22:05.62 Hundreds Of Latex
- [Hillbilly Hatchet Bangin' - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/26/hillbilly-hatchet-bangin-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:27:16.43 Fat Activist Sent To The Hospital With a Funky Tummy 00:10:38:21.16 Condom Slingshot 00:12:28:06.68 Hillybilly Hatchet Banging! 00:14:56:18.37 4 Seconds With Tamir 00:15:59:10.51 Meade Skelton Was The Original Taylor Swift 00:19:05:06.08 Deaf Couple Fighting 00:20:46:09.06 Black Man Upset With Interracial Couple 00:23:26:21.58 Tiktokker Gets Sent Insects And Shit 00:25:50:00.35
- [Crying Over A Hairy Vagina](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/27/crying-over-a-hairy-vagina/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:00:20.17 I've Been Infected With The Woke Mind Virus: I'm Afraid My Dogs Are Going To Cancel Me 00:07:54:23.69 This Country Needs To Start Innovating Again! Let's Start With Arm Rests On Toilets 00:11:16:17.01 I'm Cranking Because I'm Teething 00:12:27:08.45 Whiny Drunk Woman Arrested - Transforms Into Banshee In Cop
- [That Bullshit Alphabet](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/28/that-bullshit-alphabet/) - On Today's Show: Heya! Got a Best Of Show for your Thursday. Sideshow members are getting a brand new episode of DV a little later today. Want to hear it? Sign up for the Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our
- [Rim Job Mass Vomiting And Seawater Circumcisions - SIDESHOW (NEW EPISODE)](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/28/rim-job-mass-vomiting-and-seawater-circumcisions-sideshow-new-episode/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:11:10.70 Group Sex Therapy - The 90 Day Fiance Way 00:11:37:14.35 Simulate Rimjob Vomit Chain Reaction 00:16:39:21.57 The Lesbian Vampire Of Tiktok 00:20:08:00.59 Brainwashed Cult Member Blocking Traffic On Street 00:25:15:19.36 Dumb Criminals Trying To Steal From An Apple Store 00:29:14:15.49 Thank You, Sideshow Freaks! 00:29:42:14.26 Spider Bite Penis Plumping
- [Walt Wedgie World](https://distortedview.com/2023/09/29/walt-wedgie-world/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:18:20.24 Alexyss K Tylor Watched DV's Video On Her 00:06:37:18.79 The Political Candidate Getting Fingered And Banged On Chaturbate 00:12:11:02.35 More Tiktok Mental Disorder Fakers 00:14:58:07.12 Sticking A Finger In Someone's Butt Is Not A Tourette's Tic 00:16:22:07.27 The Woman With A Bird As An Alter Is Back 00:18:55:22.71 Ginger
- [A Brain Eating Cannibal Has Been Returned To Society](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/02/a-brain-eating-cannibal-has-been-returned-to-society/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:36:15.38 Teenage Tim Explains His Computer Porn Collection To His Sister 00:05:57:24.79 Christian Chipmunk Bops 00:08:33:02.52 A 1970's Goat Preacher's Sermon About Visiting A Mental Institution And Witnessing The Demonic 00:15:08:20.13 The Sounds Of Deaf Church Are Actually Quite Loud 00:17:49:07.74 Galileo Thinks Allegations Against Russell Brand Are True And
- [747 Spoon Penis Coming In Hot For A Landing - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/03/747-spoon-penis-coming-in-hot-for-a-landing-sidesideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:15:22.45 Taryn Manning's Insta Is A Wild Place 00:09:07:07.71 Daddy Plows Adult Babygirl With His 747 Flesh Spoon 00:13:47:00.48 Alex Jones Gets Choked Out 00:16:38:12.28 Beer Loving Mush Mouth Idiot 00:20:32:13.18 Real Or Fake: Cop Arrest Ladies For Bad Drug Deal 00:28:51:16.25 Thank You, Sideshow Freaks! 00:29:40:00.70 Predator Catcher Killed!
- [Anal Mints And Other Gay Bathhouse Etiquette Tips](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/04/anal-mints-and-other-gay-bathhouse-etiquette-tips/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:17:11.34 Genders And Sexual Orientations Finding Common Ground 00:05:36:22.15 A Breath Mint Inserted Into The Pooper 00:08:40:11.01 Tips For Your First Gay Bathouse Trip 00:13:27:17.14 The Web App For Finding Public Sex Spots 00:17:31:12.69 A Walmart Mobility Scooter Riding Thief Gets Caught 00:20:36:01.63 Roseanne Has Some Negative Things To Say
- [White Girls Sexing Up Dogs And Other Musical Masterpieces - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/05/white-girls-sexing-up-dogs-and-other-musical-masterpieces-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:33:11.76 Lord Douche Is An Enigma, Wrapped Inside A Riddle, Covered By A Slimy Coating Of WTF?!?!! 00:07:46:13.49 Helping Lord Douche Identify A Song 00:14:21:17.51 A Collection Of The Most Offensive Music? 00:19:51:22.50 Another Fat Activist Demands We Find Her Sexy 00:25:05:12.39 The FEMA 5G Zombie Brain Detonator Emergency Alert
- [Sonic The Hedgehog With Breasts Did 9/11](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/06/sonic-the-hedgehog-with-breasts-did-9-11/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:26:04.33 Tim Henson's Miracle Diet Sausage Pizza 00:05:36:08.19 Another Questionable Meade Weigh In 00:10:21:09.78 Sovereign Citizen Tries To Arrest Police Officer 00:18:52:13.37 Frying Up Turds In A Skillet 00:20:13:01.74 Tongue Speaking Preacher 00:22:12:15.79 Mush Mouth Tiktokker 00:24:32:22.33 More Offensive Songs 00:27:55:14.26 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:29:13:12.04 Sexy AI Generated Messenger
- [When Your AI Chatbot Girlfriend Is Cool With Your Murder Plans](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/09/when-youre-ai-chatbot-girlfriend-is-cool-with-your-murder-plans/) - On Today's Show: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow
- [Don't Leave Your Spunk Jug Laying Around - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/10/dont-leave-your-spunk-jug-laying-around-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:42:22.73 A Weekend Of Pastabilities! 00:07:48:11.79 I Can't Be Trusted With Kitchen Appliances 00:11:06:18.50 Child Predator Is Disappointed The Girl He's Stalking Isn't Younger 00:19:20:19.10 Adult Baby Suffers Little Caesar Shits 00:22:27:06.35 Great (Loud) Moments In Male Orgasms 00:27:08:21.29 Steven Dawson Has An Old Spunk Collection In A Jar 00:29:57:01.34
- [Hotdog Missiles Of Death Raining Down At A Florida Gas Station](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/11/hotdog-missiles-of-death-raining-down-at-a-florida-gas-station/) - On Today's Show: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow
- [Dick Clamping - Just Another Danger Of Methed Out Sex - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/12/dick-clamping-just-another-danger-of-methed-out-sex-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No Shownotes :( A New Babbling Tiktokker. Lets all welcome Mushroom Mary to the show Plus Another Danger Of Gay Meth Sex - Dick Clamping Smearing Dog Shit In The Face Of A Friendly Neighbor Meade Skelton Eats Two Deserts At Day And Wonders Why He’s Gaining weight
- [Stolen Secretions - An Erotic Cow Milk Fantasy](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/13/stolen-secretions-an-erotic-cow-milk-fantasy/) - On Today's Show: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow
- [The Best In AI Sex Toys 2023 / Sphincter Envy / And Holy Herpes](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/16/the-best-in-ai-sex-toys-2023-sphincter-envy-and-holy-herpes/) - On Today's Show: Links: CB Walker Is Back! Check Out His Youtube Channel Sphincter Envy's Youtube Channel Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes EVERY WEEK! Become a member of The Distorted View Sideshow! Transcript (AI Transcription - accuracy not guaranteed)
- [Three's Company BDSM - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/17/threes-company-bdsm-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: A Musical Tribute To Ups And Downs Of The Oral Contraceptive Business Three’s Company BDSM A Nazi Lawyer Wows The Court Just Because You’re A guest In someones home, it doesn’t give you the right to fuck their sex doll Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted
- [Chris Chan Returns- A Message To The Trolls And Toxic Sinners](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/18/the-return-of-chris-chan-a-message-to-the-trolls-and-toxic-sinners/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links: Chris Chan's Newest Video Check Out The Distorted View Discord And Explain What The Hell Is Going On Over There Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A
- [My Super Sweet Secret Abortion - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/19/my-super-sweet-secret-abortion-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:08:05.53 Will A Fatman Return Be Next? 00:06:26:10.24 Chris Chan Dance Party / Singing 00:12:37:04.54 Meade's Weekly Weigh In Doesn't Go Well 00:17:54:02.54 Pastor Cures Autism And A Generational Curse 00:25:41:23.12 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame: Warning: White Woman Rapping 00:27:24:11.25 BJ And Sick Beats - Another Linda Finkle Hall of
- [Side Effects Include Ruptured Eyeballs And Organ Calcification](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/20/side-effects-include-ruptured-eyeballs-and-organ-calcification/) - On Today's Show: It's time for a Best Of Show! Have no worries, I'll be back later today with your brand new Friday episode to end the week. Sit back, enjoy this crusty old re-run, and I'll see you in a bit. Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View
- [Licking Off A Sweaty Roast Beef Hog Slob](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/20/licking-off-a-sweaty-roast-beef-hog-slob/) - On Today's Show: Links: Read All About JPOW In The New DV Freakipedia Sam Elliot Is Dead! But Not Really - Celebrity Youtbe Death News Channel Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes EVERY WEEK! Become a member of The Distorted
- ["The Stuck Stuff Gets Infected" And Other Butthole Confessions](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/23/the-stuck-stuff-gets-infected-and-other-butthole-confessions/) - On Today's Show: Links: Read All About JPOW In The New DV Freakipedia Proof McDonalds Has Been Using The Blue And White Wrapper For Over A Year Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes EVERY WEEK! Become a member of The
- [Seeping Fem-Goo Into A Man's Urethra - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/24/seeping-fem-goo-into-a-mans-urethra-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No full show notes today: Getting Impregnated By Trans Lady Dick Seeping Fem-Goo Into A Mans Urethra Plus: When Demonic Possession Meets Duck Ownership And The Human Devil Gets His Lobster Claws Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive
- [Champagne Pussies And Caviar Cunts](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/25/champagne-pussies-and-caviar-cunts/) - On Today's Show: Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes EVERY WEEK! Become a member of The Distorted View Sideshow! Transcript (AI Transcription - accuracy not guaranteed) Today's episode of Distorted View Daily is brought to you by AdamandEve. com, purveyors
- [Demonic Overload At The Taylor Swift Concert - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/26/demonic-overload-at-the-taylor-swift-concert-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No full show notes today: Demonic Overload At The Taylor Swift Concert Sometimes One Muslim Pussy Just Aint Enough The Drunk Driving Simulator For Toddlers Florida Man Goes To Flight School - It Ends Predictably Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - ⁠⁠Check out our Patreon
- [Teenage Mutant Skateboarding Fish](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/27/teenage-mutant-skateboarding-fish/) - On Today's Show: Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes EVERY WEEK! Become a member of The Distorted View Sideshow! Transcript of Today's Show - (AI Generated - May Not Be Accurate) Hey freaks, it's Friday, October 27th, 2023. Coming up
- [Licking Strangers From Their Necks To Their Eyes](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/30/licking-strangers-from-their-necks-to-their-eyes/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Extras: Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow!
- [Pounded In The Butt By My Sentient Hot Tub. Could That BE Any Hotter? - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/10/31/pounded-in-the-butt-by-my-sentient-hot-tub-could-that-be-any-hotter-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:09:14.50 A Topical Sextastic Tuesday! 00:11:51:15.12 Soulless NPC Monkey Child Business 00:13:37:22.09 More Monkey Insults Being Thrown About 00:16:15:20.53 Daniel Larson Loiters In A Parking Garage 00:21:02:03.66 Barking At Fellow Bus Pasengers 00:22:37:13.60 Woke Born Again Christian Linda Finkle Hall Of Famer 00:26:56:13.26 Thank You, Sideshow Freaks! 00:27:34:05.23 Semen Infused
- [Daily Affirmation For You And Your Dong](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/01/daily-affirmation-for-you-and-your-dong/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links: Frasier: The Unseen Punk Rock Poser Reboot Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:
- [Straight From The Church Of Latter Day Shits - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/02/straight-from-the-church-of-latter-day-shits-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No full show notes today: Autistic Mormon Diaper Porn - Straight From The Church Of Latter Day Shits Plus Grandpa Tries Versatile Sex Again Milky Milk Enemas And Beating A Wheelchair Bound Woman With A Pool Noodle Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out
- [A Legend In The Incel Community](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/03/a-legend-in-the-incel-community/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: I need a little more time to finish today's brand new episode, so here's fine best-of podcast to hold you all over. Enjoy! Clips From An Incel Documentary Inside the Bird Truther Movement Mom Vs. Livestreamer Happy Birthday To My 2 Year Old Loser A Cooler Full Of
- [Secretly Getting Off To Being Misgendered - NEW SHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/03/secretly-getting-off-to-being-misgendered-new-show/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:
- [Eating Skid Mark Sandwiches For Lunch](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/06/eating-skid-mark-sandwiches-for-lunch/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:
- [Unvaxxed Man-Pudding Is A Hot Seller! - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/07/unvaxxed-man-pudding-is-a-hot-seller-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:10:13.52 A Transgender Mass Shooter Manifesto 00:10:46:08.74 Meade Skelton's Lithuanian Bride 00:15:14:02.57 Booking The Closet At The Comfort Inn 00:19:34:11.25 Towel Dispute At The Red Roof Inn 00:22:32:16.41 Racist Tirade In The Halls Of An Apartment Building 00:24:25:24.21 Rapistani Music 00:25:46:00.50 Thank You, Sideshow Freaks! 00:26:27:03.28 Dumb Woman Really Glenn-Millered
- [Jerk Junkies / A Cerebral Palsy Style Christmas](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/08/jerk-junkies-a-cerebral-palsy-style-christmas/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:
- [Faking Autism For The Poop Smearing Perks - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/09/faking-autism-for-the-poop-smearing-perks-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No Shownotes today :( Sifting Through Fat Folds To Find A Youtards Penis Plus: Faking Autism For The Poop Smearing Perks Bitten In The Dick By A Python After A Porno Shot And Shooting Rockets At Newlyweds Important Show Stuff: Andy Smeared Poop On The Hotel Wall: Woman's Forehead After Gator Attack:
- [The Hebrewsize Total Wartime Workout System](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/10/the-hebrewsize-total-wartime-workout-system/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:
- [Home Circumcision Punishment For The Child You're Babysitting](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/13/home-circumcision-punishment-for-the-child-youre-babysitting/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:
- [Shit Saturated Baby Saved By A Pervert - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/15/shit-saturated-baby-saved-by-a-pervert-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No Shownotes today :( The Sounds Of A Deaf Guy Getting Pinned Down By Police Asking Strangers If They Ever Tasted Their Own Pussy Juice A Bar Brawl Almost Went Down Inside Of Congress And A Shit Saturated Baby Saved By The Unlikeliest Of Perverts
- [Sperming On A Communion Wafer](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/15/sperming-on-a-communion-wafer/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Fireworks Being Set Off In Theater Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:
- [Hot Drippings - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/16/hot-drippings-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No Shownotes today :( Defiling a marsupial in the most Florida way possible Plus hearing the term “hot drippings” on this podcast should immediately prepare you for the worst A Youtard Confesses To Having a Tiny Penis And An Incel Attempt To Hit On Women and promptly gets arrested
- [Cock Clot Fever - Why Being Healthy May Kill You](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/17/cock-clot-fever-why-being-healthy-may-kill-you/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:
- [The Amazing World Of Gumball's Filthy Mouth](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/20/the-amazing-world-of-gumballs-filthy-mouth/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript: Hey freaks, it's Monday, November 20th, 2023. Coming up on
- [Attending The Taco Bell Employee Holiday Orgy - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/21/attending-the-taco-bell-employee-holiday-orgy-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: No Shownotes today :( A Couple Redneck Fisherman Looking To See Some Yankee Cunt Plus The Erotic Poems Of A Lady Sniff Freak Heroically Defending Your Mailbox And Attending The Taco Bell Employee Orgy
- [Toilet Seat Complexion Devils Need To Cough Up Reparations](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/22/toilet-seat-complexion-devils-need-to-cough-up-reparations/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript: Hey, Freaks, it's Wednesday, November 22nd, 2023! Coming up on
- [Versatile Turtle Shit And Cunnie Lumps](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/24/versatile-turtle-shit-and-cunnie-lumps/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Hey Freaks! I'm on the mend! Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving and are now out searching for amazing Black Friday Deals. I'm Taking it easy for the next few days, but as promised I have a Best-Of Show for you today. Oh, and I've got some
- [Gay Last Names Are Now Banned](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/25/gay-last-names-are-now-banned/) - Well, you know there have been a lot of book bannings as of late. We're all very scared of trans people, drag queens, and gays in general. We're so skittish, if the word "gay" appears anywhere in a book, chances are it may be banned. An illustrated children's book about siblings who build a doghouse
- [Surprise Breast Implants And A Botched Butt Lift](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/27/surprise-breast-implants-and-a-botched-butt-lift/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript: (upbeat music) - Hey freaks, it's Monday, November 27th, 2023.
- [Grandma Gets Boob Job Surprise And Bonus Butt Lift](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/27/grandma-gets-boob-job-surprise-and-bonus-butt-lift/) - Washington State woman says she woke up with unwanted breast implants. They may have been unwanted, but believe me, they were needed. Do you think this is something that she’s just telling her family? "I went to the doctor, the next thing I know I had breast implants. I didn’t even want them!" But in
- [Getting Your Woman To Cook Greasy Food For You Naked - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/28/getting-your-woman-to-cook-greasy-food-for-you-naked-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: -Getting Your Woman To Cook Greasy Food For You Naked -Shoving Tree Bark Up Your Mommas Ass -The Dangers Of Do It Yourself glory Holes -Why NASA Keeps Flooding The Department Stores With Globes
- [Estonian Eggnog And Other Bizarre Holiday Sex Acts](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/29/estonian-eggnog-and-other-bizarre-holiday-sex-acts/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript: (upbeat music) - Hey freaks, it's Wednesday, November 29th, 2023.
- [Failed Attempt: Police Not Fooled By Sloppy Handwritten License Plate](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/29/handwritten-license-plate-fails-to-fool-police/) - Take a look at the chapter artwork and you will see a photograph of a car featuring what can only be described as a glaringly fake license plate. Bay Area cops noticed it immediately. Yes, in the early hours of Friday morning, a driver in Benicia, California, found herself on the wrong side of the
- [Working At Walmart With That Two Dollar Cracker Jack Weave - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/11/30/working-at-walmart-with-that-two-dollar-cracker-jack-weave-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Doing A Spot On Impression of Someone Suffering from COPD Plus The Pest Control Man Tries To Entice Elderly Women With His Exposed Cock Jamming A Needle In Your Boyfriends Eye The Return of Insensitive Reenactments
- [The Pringle Can Pooper Has Been Pinched](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/01/the-pringle-can-pooper-has-been-pinched/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Important Show Stuff Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View
- [ Beach Bating Babes Gone Wild!](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/04/beach-bating-babes-gone-wild/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Important Show Stuff Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View
- [ Sexing Up A Cold Corpse In The Morgue Freezer](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/04/sexing-up-a-cold-corpse-in-the-morgue-freezer/) - In a shocking incident last month, Arizona authorities have arrested Randall Byrd, a former hospital security guard.Uh-oh.Longtime listeners of the show might know where this is going.You know, when hospital workers are arrested, typically it’s easier because, you know, theywere smuggling drugs or they were doing something they shouldn’t to the patients.This guy wasn’t even
- [Grinding Up The Homeless Into Delicious Soylent Hobo - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/05/grinding-up-the-homeless-into-delicious-soylent-hobo-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: The Good News WE’re Finally Getting Those Homeless People Off the Street The Bad News Is They’re Turning Them Into Something Called Soylent Hobo’s Plus A Racist Homosexual Gets Two Black Eyes Beware Of Explosive Smart Toilets
- [A Dick Slayer Now Draining Angel Spunk In Heaven](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/06/a-dick-slayer-now-draining-angel-spunk-in-heaven/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Important Show Stuff Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View
- [Ball Spreaders, Spacers And Stretchers: A DV Holiday Gift Guide - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/07/ball-spreaders-spacers-and-stretchers-a-dv-holiday-gift-guide-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Ball Spreaders, Spacers And Stretchers - Why is it so important to torture your testicles - DV Investigates Super Gluing A Dildo Inside Your Butt Shooting Your Man After Some Hot Playground Sex And Someone Stole A Waffle House Tattoo
- [A Couple Has Been Having Sex The Wrong Way For Years](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/08/a-couple-has-been-having-sex-the-wrong-way-for-years/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Important Show Stuff Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View
- [Plans For That Big Human / Dog Orgy Have Hit A Snag](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/11/plans-for-that-big-human-dog-orgy-have-hit-a-snag/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Important Show Stuff Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View
- [Getting Off To Sniffing Your Own Dirty Toenails - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/12/getting-off-to-sniffing-your-own-dirty-toenails-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Daniel Larson Takes An Entire Olive Garden Hostage Plus Getting Off To Sniffing Your Own Dirty Toenails There’s Still Time To Get Your Holiday Dick Filler For A Plumper, Girthier Cock Searching For Fifi The Prostitute at 2:00AM
- [Exploring the Future of Global Cryptocurrency: Introducing Plop Farts](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/13/exploring-the-future-of-global-cryptocurrency-introducing-plop-farts/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript
- [Molesting A Manatee (In Florida, Of Course) - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/14/molesting-a-manatee-in-florida-of-course-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Getting a Baseball Sized Ben Wa Ball Lodged In Your Cervix Plus Convincing Straight Guys To Jerk You Off In The Name Of Healthy Kidneys Sexually Molesting A Manatee And One Man Has Been Romantically Linked To Many Many Trees
- [Wandering Fingers In Hairless Holes](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/15/wandering-fingers-in-hairless-holes/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's new episode of DV is going to be posted a little later today, so I've got a best-of show for you right now! Enjoy the dulcet tones of some crusty old crap, and I'll be back a soon with your new dose of daily distortion. Today's Sponsor:
- [My Dark Abyss of Sexual Horrors](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/15/my-dark-abyss-of-sexual-horrors/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript
- [ How To Remove A Live Bomb Lodged In Your Butt](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/18/how-to-remove-a-live-bomb-lodged-in-your-butt/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript
- [AIDS Jabbing And The Gooner Bate Alphabet - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/19/aids-jabbing-and-the-gooner-bate-alphabet-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: He’s Got AIDS And He Might Just Jab Ya - The Aids Jabber Plus: Learning Your Goonerbate ABC’s One Man Advocates Eating Raw Chicken For A Healthier Body And Staring At the Sun To Fix Your Eyesite
- [Adolf Sings The Holiday Hit(lers)](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/20/adolf-sings-the-holiday-hitlers/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript
- [Elf On The Shelf But With Testicles - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/21/elf-on-the-shelf-but-with-testicles-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:53:23 Mariah Carey Has to Sneeze 04:37:24 Christmas Classics Played On Recorder 09:08:20 Meade's Tips On How To Act Masculine 21:52:09 Karen Tries To Stir Shit Up 27:18:07 Thank You, Sideshow Freaks! 27:45:10 Elf On The Shelf But With Testicles 32:23:02 Another Dildo Wielding Home Invader 35:54:19 A Collectible Crackpipe
- [How To Vacuum Your Lower Lady Lips](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/22/how-to-vacuum-your-lower-lady-lips/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript
- [I’m Hot For Your Pizza Cream Face](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/26/im-hot-for-your-pizza-cream-face/) - I'm still off for the holidays, but here's a Best-Of show for you! New episodes return tomorrow! On Today's Show: - An annoying twat of a child fighting with his mom over porn and computers -#WhiteFartsMatter and so do pizza-faced teens -Still praying for Nermal -Sexbots will make us all feel inadequate. -How many puppies
- [The Deep State Is Coming For Your Sour Dough](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/27/the-deep-state-is-coming-for-your-sour-dough/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript
- [Toilet Seat Testicle Torture - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/28/toilet-seat-testicle-torture/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:56:01 When Can We Get Our Hands On Millions of Dollars In Rainbow Money? 10:48:07 Gay Couple Freakout At The Airport 13:31:02 A Fat Man Lifting Heavy Things In The Name Of Jesus 19:32:06 Responding To Pedo Allegations With A Song 22:47:16 Toilet Seat Testicle Torture 24:43:17 Alpha Male Serves
- [Finding Worms In Your Poop Is No Big Deal](https://distortedview.com/2023/12/29/finding-worms-in-your-poop-is-no-big-deal/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript
- [Piss Play Prostitution And Potato Chips](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/02/piss-play-prostitution-and-potato-chips/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript
- [Sorry About Urinating On That Old Man - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/03/sorry-about-urinating-on-that-old-man-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:05:04 I'm Going To The Bathroom In A Piss Jug 07:20:08 Banana Gets Coating In Menstruation 10:42:06 Sewage Update: I Just Flooded My House 14:23:24 Bicycle Dork Vs. Aggressive Old Surfer 18:21:24 "Journalist" Just Walks Around Harassing Ethnic People 24:19:15 South African Men Who Love To Talk About The Sexual
- [Last Call For Legal Corpse Sex](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/04/last-call-for-legal-corpse-sex/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript
- [An Adult Baby On The Run - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/05/an-adult-baby-on-the-run-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: A Diaper Fetishist Tries To Get Admitted To The ER To Enjoy The Amenities Plus A Woman Cheats On Her Boyfriend But She Tries To Make Him Into The Asshole Coming Out Of Dick Enlargement Surgery With a Smaller Penis An Exploding Toilet Leads To A Poonami
- [Watersport-Induced Vaginal Rupture -SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/08/watersport-induced-vaginal-rupture-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Today I Announce Distorted View’s First Childrens Cartoon Series - Not Suitable For Kids Plus A Bald Midget Claims Sexual Assault At A Hypnotism Show The Dog Who Ate And Shat Out $4000 And A Violent Vaginal Rupture
- [Next Gen, AI Enabled Rectum Washers Are Here!](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/09/next-gen-ai-enabled-rectum-washers-are-here/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript
- [Blasting 16-Bit Gay Frogs - Now You're Playing With Patriot Power! - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/10/blasting-16-bit-gay-frogs-now-youre-playing-with-patriot-power-sideshow/) - On Today's Show -An Infant Bites His Dad In The Dick - Hard - Fat Diabetics Have A New Rap Anthem - The New Video Game Where Alex Jones Battles 16 Bit Gay Frogs - Tick Will Make You Lose Control Links: ⁠Austin Does Stuff: Alex Jones New World Order Wars Playthrough⁠ ⁠
- [Introducing Fisting Poetry And The Maya Angelou Of Gape](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/11/introducing-fisting-poetry-and-the-maya-angelou-of-gape/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript
- [Horny Dolphins High On LSD - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/12/horny-dolphins-high-on-lsd-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: An Old Pervert Prints Out His Creepy Porn On A Commodore 64 Dot Matrix Printer Letting Dolphins High On LSD Rub One Off On Your Leg The Government Is Planting Twigs On The Ground And A Neighborly Dispute Over A Doormat
- [Practice Makes Prolapse - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/15/practice-makes-prolapse-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: - Indian Cam Babes Scolded! - A Color Changing Prolapse - And A Vegan Bride Bans Meat Eaters - A Son With A Broken Neck Vs. Mom With Insomnia - Who Wins Most Debilitated Family Member?
- [How To Pass A Human Drug Test With Dog Pee](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/16/how-to-pass-a-human-drug-test-with-dog-pee/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript
- [Time For A Southern Shrimp And Rat Sealand Boil - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/17/time-for-a-southern-shrimp-and-rat-sealand-boil-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: - Boiling Up A Pot Of Shrimp And Rats - Which Weightless Drug Might Just Give you Permanant Diarrhea Bug Cosplay Sex And The Freeze Dried Skittles Scrambling Children’s Minds
- [What If Earth Is God’s Farm, And Humans Are His Meat?](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/18/what-if-earth-is-gods-farm-and-humans-are-his-meat/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript
- [Was Kurt Cobain A Trans Woman? A Non-Binary Brain Bender - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/19/was-kurt-cobain-a-trans-woman-a-non-binary-brain-bender-sideshow-2/) - On Today's Show - -A New Gender Bending Conspiracy Emerges: Kurt Cobain Was A Trans-Woman -Plus Someone Has Crafted The World's First Steven Dawson Soundboard -The Australian Sport OF Pushing Near Dead Off Piers -Stripper Hamsters
- [Chemo Cancer Camgirls Making Bank - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/22/chemo-cancer-camgirls-making-bank-sideshow/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript
- [The Dictionary Is Too Hot For Florida](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/23/the-dictionary-is-too-hot-for-florida/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript
- [Please Don’t Ask Me To Taste Your Ass Guts - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/24/please-dont-ask-me-to-taste-your-ass-guts/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Please don’t ask me to taste your ass guts Can’t a man just watch some dramatized sexual assault in peace? Stuffing Yourself In The Dryer To Hide From Cops And A Christian Teacher Blending Up Some Poison Smoothies Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week
- [Ram Ranch Has Been Raided By Police! It's A Gay Waco Over There!](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/25/ram-ranch-has-been-raided-by-police-its-a-gay-waco-over-there/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript
- [Get Your Penis Insurance Premium Quote Today!](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/26/get-your-penis-insurance-premium-quote-today/) - Hey Freaks! We're doing a best of show right now! This one is from about 10 years ago. I'll be back later for a new Sideshow-Exclusive episode! Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View
- [Using an Umbilical Cord As A Leash  - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/26/using-an-umbilical-cord-as-a-leash-sideshow/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Penis Corks To Pug Your Creamy Cum Champagne From Popping Plus Yoko Ono Has Met Her Match When It Comes To Unlistenable Screeching Dragging Your Newborn Baby Down The Street By Its Umbilical Cord Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Andre Antunes - YouTube Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week
- [Struggle Snuggling With Ex-Cons - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/29/struggle-snuggling-with-ex-cons-sideshow/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: -We play prison inmate video personal ads: Which convicted felon should I bang? Help me decide! Religious scholars advocating for child marriage Slicing and dicing your pet gecko Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In
- [Woman Peeled Her Twattermelon At The Gas Station](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/30/woman-peeled-her-twattermelon-at-the-gas-station/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript
- [Get Pampered At The Diaper Spa - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/01/31/get-pampered-at-the-diaper-spa-sideshow/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: - American Football Is A Liberal Psy-Op Aimed At Cucking You Men Up -Spending A Relaxing Weekend At The Diaper Spa -An Incel Militia Is forming Full of Violent Horned Up Virgins -Drowning Your Terminally Ill Child In Magic Water Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes
- [Decapitation Tips From The US Department Of Cannibalism](https://distortedview.com/2024/02/01/decapitation-tips-from-the-us-department-of-cannibalism/) - On Today's Show- Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Baby Andy - The Diaper Deviant (Youtube Channel) Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript: 00:00 - Tim Henson (Host)Today's episode of Distorted View
- [Penis Guillotine - Off With Its Head! - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/02/02/penis-guillotine-off-with-its-head-sideshow/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Having a Full Blown Temper Tantrum Over A Pup Cup Speaking To All The Ugly Fat Retards At The School Board Meeting Penis Guillotine Sure Sounds Like A Pleasurable Sex Toy Doesn’t It And Squeeze Squeeze Squeeze Your Shaft To A Fuller, More Girthy Dong Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get
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- [Putting The Meth Back Into Methodist - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/02/16/putting-the-meth-back-into-methodist-sideshow/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show: Meades New Weightless Regime: Beating himself in the face every time he wants a piece of pie Plus Horseback Karens In The Drive Thru Celebrating Valentines Day With Ass Thumping Gay Sex On The Top Of Moving Train Today's Sponsor: Links / Images: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week
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- [Scooping Sunflower Seeds Out Of Your Rectum](https://distortedview.com/2024/03/01/scooping-out-sunflower-seeds-from-your-rectum/) - On Today's Show: Watch: Mail Unboxing With Tim Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript: Hey, freaks, it's Friday, March
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- [Take It From A Former White Woman: White Women Ruin Everything - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/03/08/take-it-from-a-former-white-woman-white-women-ruin-everything-sideshow/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show- A Disgruntled Reddit User Records Himself Having A Bit Of a Hissy Fit Throwing Up At The Touch Of Cum White Women Ruin Everything - Signed A Former White Woman Chinese Delicacy Known As Goose Intestine In a savory blood sauce Today's Sponsor: Links / Images Get Exclusive
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- [Would You Like Cream With That?](https://distortedview.com/2024/03/12/would-you-like-cream-with-that/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript: Tonight, when the Earth is attacked by extraordinarily graceful aliens,
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- [How To Hire A Python To Eat A Child](https://distortedview.com/2024/03/14/how-to-hire-a-python-to-eat-a-child/) - On Today's Show Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript: Tonight, a nuclear bomb is sent back in time to
- [It's The Woodstock Of Piss! - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/03/15/its-the-woodstock-of-piss-sideshow/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show- Get Your Tickets Now To Attend The Woodstock Of Piss Plus How Wearing An N95 Mask Could Save Palestine The Boy Who Busted Up A Pregnant Horses Pussy Spraying Jazz All Throughout the Grocery Store Produce Aisle Today's Sponsor: Links / Images Water Boys Magazine (NSFL) Get Exclusive
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- [Jerking Off A Potato On National Television - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/03/20/jerking-off-a-potato-on-national-television-sideshow/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show- Erotically Trying To Juice A Potato Plus: Taking A Phone Call From Your Kid As You're Getting Nailed In The Butt Granny's Got A Gun And She Wants To Shoot Your Cat Inside The Roast Infested Bedroom Of a Live Streamer Today's Sponsor: Links / Images Get Exclusive
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- [Carbon Chaperone (Taylor's Version)](https://distortedview.com/2024/04/19/carbon-chaperone-taylors-version/) - On Today's Show: It's a best of show today. Let's revisit the the birth of Carbon Chaperone! Pure Hypochondria - 90's New Age Compilation CD As Seen On TV (youtube.com) Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our
- [Another Unsolicited Threesome - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/04/22/another-unsolicited-threesome-sideshow/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show - On Today's Show: Forcing Your Girlfriend To Tell The World What a Worthless Cheating Slut She Is Plus The Lesbian Centric Mega Relationship Swallowing Dozens Of Women Upp An 11:00PM Unsolicited Three-way And A Religious Men's Conference Titillates And Confuses With A Shirtless Male Sword Swallower Today's
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- [Vaginal Fish Semen Injections - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/04/26/vaginal-fish-semen-injections-sideshow/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show - A Crackhead Gets Beaten On Live Television By A White Man Plus Fighting Zombies And Assaulting Women: That’s What I’m Looking For In A City Mayor Salmon Sperm swimming Upstream Into Women’s Vaginas And Fisting Horses Links: Meade Jumpin Rope! Today's Sponsor: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week
- [Sex Freak Blows His Load On Granny's Car - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/04/29/sex-freak-blows-his-load-on-grannys-car-sideshow/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show - Why Being Heterosexual Is So Fucking Gay I Give a Big Thumbs Up To Dead Relatives On Social Media Wearing The God Helmut To Speak To Spooks Granny's Car Gets Jizzed And Pissed on by a sex freak Today's Sponsor: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A
- [Gamer's Demand Big Fat Asian Asses In Their Games](https://distortedview.com/2024/04/30/gamers-demand-big-fat-asian-asses-in-their-games/) - On Today's Show: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:
- [Princess Gravy's Under Nipples - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/05/01/princess-gravys-under-nipples-sideshow/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show - I’m Boycotting Shoe Laces Please Join MePlus Princess Gravy Has Under nipplesPriest Racks Up Tens of Thousands of Dollars in mobile game microtransactions. Wow, Catholic priests just love anything that small, huh?Pasta’d In The Face Today's Sponsor: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The
- [You Can Do Anything You Want With Your Bottom](https://distortedview.com/2024/05/02/you-can-do-anything-you-want-with-your-bottom/) - On Today's Show: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:
- [Cock Blocked By Her Pet Pig - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/05/03/cock-blocked-by-her-pet-pig-sideshow/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show - Ripping Up Soiled Diapers And Spreading The Shitty Pieces All Over Your Dads Car Plus When You Pet Pig Interrupts Your On Cam Sex Stream Accidentally Launching A Turd Projectile Screwing A Tooth Implant Into The Patients Brain Today's Sponsor: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A
- [Taking A Big Stinky Hit Off Of A Poop Bong](https://distortedview.com/2024/05/06/taking-a-big-stinky-hit-off-of-a-poop-bong/) - On Today's Show: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:
- [Inhaling Dried Semen Through Panties -SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/05/07/inhaling-dried-semen-through-panties-sideshow/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show - Kitara Raviche Vs Nick Fuentes. Who’s Gonna Top And Who Will Bottom in the gayest feud of the year Plus inhaling dried crusty semen fumes through tranny panties A Bitch Gets Fired For Not Going To Work And Somehow Ending An Argument By Shoving A Dildo Down
- [Mass Vomiting At 40,000 Feet In The Air](https://distortedview.com/2024/05/08/mass-vomiting-at-40000-feet-in-the-air/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:
- [Why Your Butt May Start Leaking Putrid Smelling Grease - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/05/09/why-your-butt-may-start-leaking-putrid-smelling-grease-sideshow/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show - Why Your Butt May Start Leaking Putrid Smelling Grease Plus A Woman Plummets To Her Death And That Still Wasn’t The Worse Thing To Happen At OSU’s Graduation Ceremony A Child Molestation Arrest Whoopsie Daisy Today's Sponsor: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The
- [Getting Revenge on the Doctor who Wrecked Your Butthole](https://distortedview.com/2024/05/10/getting-revenge-on-the-doctor-who-wrecked-your-butthole/) - On Today's Show: "Fear of Being Alone" by Reba Schappell (BETTER QUALITY) (youtube.com) Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:
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- [The Best Thing Since Rat Infused Sliced Bread](https://distortedview.com/2024/05/14/the-best-thing-since-rat-infused-sliced-bread/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:
- [Workshopping Some New Wet Dreams - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/05/15/workshopping-some-new-wet-dreams-sideshow/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show - On Today's Show: Workshopping Some New Wet Dreams: With Jordan Peterson And Donald TrumpPlus: Who Needs The Real Meade Skelton When AI Meade Is Giving Us On Time Weekly Weigh in NowsAnd The YouTuber Who Accidentally Tasted His Poop Today's Sponsor: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become
- [ Did The Crucifixion Give Jesus An Erection? ](https://distortedview.com/2024/05/16/did-the-crucifixion-give-jesus-an-erection/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:
- [The Teddy Ruxpin Of Sex Dolls - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/05/17/the-teddy-ruxpin-of-sex-dolls-sideshow/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show - Introducing The Teddy Ruxpin Of Sex Dolls A Christian Missionary Beats The Fuck Out Of Some Africans Add Yurts To The List Of Things Racists Hate And I feel like this should go without saying but when you’re at a job interview - don't talk about all
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- [Is Fingering A Tesla Against the Law?](https://distortedview.com/2024/05/21/is-fingering-a-tesla-against-the-law/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:
- [What Is Proper Compensation For Exploding A Dudes Testicle? - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/05/22/what-is-proper-compensation-for-exploding-a-dudes-testicle-sideshow/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show - On Today's Show: How Listening To This Podcast Turns You Into A Worldly Intellectual Plus: Guzzling Strangers Cum Out Of Used Condoms Post Orgasm Agony And Compensation For Exploding A Dudes Testicle Today's Sponsor: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow!
- [The Government’s Number One Most Wanted Hermaphrodite](https://distortedview.com/2024/05/23/the-governments-number-one-most-wanted-hermaphrodite/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:
- [Cum Goblin Unencumbered - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/05/24/cum-goblin-unencumbered-sideshow/) - Listen To Today's Show: On Today's Show - Battle Of The Alpha Males: Snow Weight Vs Captain Bitch TitsPlus: I can’t believe we all missed the Cockabration in Montreal This year!Perpetually Offended Mommies Think the Term “Child Free” Is problematic to them Today's Sponsor: Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted
- [Your Penis Between A Luggage Rack And A Hard Place](https://distortedview.com/2024/05/28/your-penis-between-a-luggage-rack-and-a-hard-place/) - On Today's Show: Well, I've been sick this entire Memorial Day weekend. For awhile I sounded like I should be featured on the Special Poetry Slam (I've provided some audio) Anyway, we're going to do a best of show today and I'll be back tomorrow with a new show! Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box
- [With This Pubic Hair Ring I Thee Wed - NEW SHOW!](https://distortedview.com/2024/05/29/with-this-pubic-hair-ring-i-thee-wed-new-show/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:
- [Take Time To Stop And Smell The Foreskin - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/05/30/take-time-to-stop-and-smell-the-foreskin-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Will Blunderfield Is Taking Time To Stop And Smell His Foreskin Plus After all these years of coming on my show, does my mom know what a rim job is? Lets find out And pope has had it up to his big pope hat with all the gay nonsense in the Catholic
- [Gangstalked By A Butthole Obsessed, Laser Wielding Police Force](https://distortedview.com/2024/05/31/gangstalked-by-a-butthole-obsessed-laser-wielding-police-force/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:
- [The Alex Jones Emergency Blubbering System - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/06/03/the-alex-jones-emergency-blubbering-system-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Alex Jones Cries, Screams, And Blubbers His Way Through An Emergency Broadcast Plus: The Vegan Family Next Door Is Getting Smoked Out By A Neighbor's Carcass BBQ Unappealing Ball Sucking Requests On Public Transit And Asking 911 To Read You a few Yelp Reviews Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted
- [A Veritable Potpourri Of Aromatic Evil](https://distortedview.com/2024/06/04/a-veritable-potpourri-of-aromatic-evil/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript: Hey, freaks, it's Tuesday, June 4th, 2024. Coming up on
- [Let's All Lick Eggs In The Grocery Storey - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/06/05/lets-all-lick-eggs-in-the-grocery-storey-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: You all are a bunch of anime loving pedophilesScheduling A Fedex Dropoff In A Sexy, Incest Kind of WayAnd The Fun New Trend Of Licking Eggs In A Grocery Store To Try And Get Foot Poisoning Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The
- [Violating A Woman's Chicken Fried Civil Rights](https://distortedview.com/2024/06/06/violating-a-womans-chicken-fried-civil-rights/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript: Hey Freaks! It's Thursday June 6th 2024. Coming up on
- [It’s Gay To Bang Hulk Hogan With A Pussy - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/06/07/its-gay-to-bang-hulk-hogan-with-a-pussy-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Does Jesus Dress Like An Asshole Plus: Andrews Might be down for a little gay shit Ai may haver finally cracked my screechy feminine voice Stealing A Man’s Colostomy Bag. I guess for the lulz Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail
- [The Semen Latte Summer Jam Of 2024 - FIXED AUDIO - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/06/10/the-semen-latte-summer-jam-of-2024-fixed-audio-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Note: Earlier today, this episode was posted that included the wrong audio. It should be fixed now! The Semen Latte Summer Jam of 2024Plus It’s Your Turn Ladies: Who has biggest natural tit sizes across the globeAnd Calling 911 On Yourself To Make Your Crime Legal? Confused: you won’t be after todays
- [Significant Bowel Ejection](https://distortedview.com/2024/06/11/significant-bowel-ejection/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript: Today's episode of Distorted View Daily is brought to you
- [The Cunny Cream Connection - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/06/12/the-cunny-cream-connection-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: A Pubic Lice LivestreamAntagonizing Homeless People and then gunning them down for views2024’s Pussy Cream AnthemAnd Stuffing Your Husband In A Suitcase Until He Suffocates Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page
- [Celebrating Female Genitals](https://distortedview.com/2024/06/13/celebrating-female-genitals/) - On Today's Show: It's a best-of episode of DV this morning. I'll be back later this afternoon with a NEW show. Until then, listen to this old, crusty thing. Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon
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- [Indian Scammer Pays For Grandma's Uber Ride To The Bitcoin ATM - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/06/14/indian-scammer-pays-for-grandmas-uber-ride-to-the-bitcoin-atm-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Grandma Sends $40,000 worth of Bitcoin To Indian Scammers Plus We say a final goodby to a chilidog loving youtard A Bachelorette Contestant Comes Out As A Very Hairy Trans Woman And Taking More Poz Loads Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The
- [She Has A Leaky Balloon Knot - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/06/17/she-has-a-leaky-balloon-knot-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Scary Elderly People With Gay Porn Plus A Murder Trial Is Spending a lot time discussing Leaking Assholes Going to the gym just to be supportive of minorities And traumatized by fruit flavored gummy dicks Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail
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- [Trouble On The Bestiality Bus - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/06/19/trouble-on-the-bestiality-bus-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Got Cancer? Try Standing Inside Of A Giant Church Bell Plus Martin Luther King Junior Returns From The Dead To Make a Political Endorsement Trouble On The Bestiality Bus And Which D List Celebrity Just Got a Penis Tattooed ON His face Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati,
- [Calling 911 To Get Out Of A Bumble Date](https://distortedview.com/2024/06/20/calling-911-to-get-out-of-a-bumble-date/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:
- [Another Surprise Sex Change Operation! - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/06/21/another-surprise-sex-change-operation-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Television Commercial That Send You Into a Blind Rage Plus: Introduction The Presidential Prison Coins For 2024 A Fat Hairy Stripper Is Upset She’s Not Making As Much Money As Attractive Dancers And another surprise Sex change operation Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In
- [Bro'd Out Semen Cakes - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/06/24/brod-out-semen-cakes-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Another installment of an elderly man struggling with a store credit card reader. Mixing Urine and Flour Together to Create A sticky pungent Paste To Impress The Ladies Baking Bro’d out Semen Cakes When you just can’t stop fucking pregnant horses. Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH
- [Drag Queens Ruin Yet Another Family Vacation](https://distortedview.com/2024/06/25/drag-queens-ruin-yet-another-family-vacation/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:
- [Using An Electric Vehicle To Cook A Child - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/06/26/using-an-electric-vehicle-to-cook-a-child-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: -Another Popular Streamer is forced to apologize for being a weirdo -Shitting out balls of socks -An Electric Vehicle Tried Baking A Toddler -Another Elderly Scammed - This time out of hundreds of thousands of dollars Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The
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- [Dropping Testicles In A Mall Food Court - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/06/28/dropping-testicles-in-a-mall-food-court-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: When your preferred pronouns are sounds that humans can’t make? Plus: The Weird World Of Sex Education Slide Shows The Hawk Tua Girl is $65,000 richer And A Mall Walker Is Also A Ball Dropper - No one wants to see your testicles in the food court Today's Sponsor: Our New PO
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- [Want A Bump? - MINI SHOW - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/07/07/want-a-bump-mini-show-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Lord Douche's Latest Autistic Obsession Has Sent Me To Over A Dozen IKEA's In One Weekend Want A Bump? Legally Buy Go-Go Powder People Blowing Off Limbs! A Post July 4th Report Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support
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- [The Ancient Asian Art Of Scrotal Torture - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/12/11/the-ancient-asian-art-of-scrotal-torture-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: The sacred Chinese art of cock and ball torturePlus Being refused service because your pussy’s all rotted outIncel gets arrested for being a creepAnd who would have thought something called Monkey Frog Potion Might just end up killing you PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music
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- [Child Predator Vs. His Mother - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/12/13/child-predator-vs-his-mother-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: The Standup Comedy Stylings Of A Fat Homeschooled Karate DorkPlus: The Demonic Dog Pissing On Meade’s Nativity ScenePedophile Vs. His MotherGetting Divorced Has Never Been So Lucrative Links: Predator Vs. Pred Hunter Vs. Mom PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music
- [Cosmetic Nipple Puffing](https://distortedview.com/2024/12/14/cosmetic-nipple-puffing/) - On Today's Show: Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! Link: Watch: Kristen Stewarts Eggnog Loving Boyfriend The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Today's Sponsor: Our New
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- [Which Celebrity Was Flashed In The Face With A Dick Laser? - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/12/18/which-celebrity-was-flashed-in-the-face-with-a-dick-laser-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Pedophiles Perving Around In Their Golf CartsLosing Your Life Savings To PlinkoJudgment Day For Deez NutsWhich Celebrity Was Flashed In the Face With A Laser PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Today's Sponsor: Our New
- [Little Billy's Cancer Christmas Jubilee](https://distortedview.com/2024/12/19/little-billys-cancer-christmas-jubilee/) - On Today's Show: Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH
- [Diagnosed With Medusa Penis - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/12/20/diagnosed-with-medusa-penis-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Grocery Chains Are Starting To Sponsor Mental BreakdownsTaking A Tour Of The Pissmaster's HouseYou should See your doctor immediately if your penis begins to turn to stoneIs the Hawk Tuah Girl On Suicide Watch? Links: Hanging Out With The Pissmaster - WATCH PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen
- [Sweet F'ing Christ On A Cross](https://distortedview.com/2024/12/23/sweet-fing-christ-on-a-cross/) - On Today's Show: I'm up in Ashtabula visiting famb-ily for the holidays, so here is a delightful holiday treat for you freaks! The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Today's Sponsor: Our New
- [Can I Smell A White Guy's Butt Tonight?](https://distortedview.com/2024/12/26/can-i-smell-a-white-guys-butt-tonight/) - On Today's Show: I have just returned to Cincinnati after spending the holidays up north with the family. I have a best of show for you today, and tomorrow we'll resume with new episodes. Enjoy! The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music |
- [A Christmas Menstruation Miracle](https://distortedview.com/2024/12/27/a-christmas-menstruation-miracle/) - On Today's Show: Link: The Porn Hub Year In Review The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The
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- [A Toilet Paper Rug Pull - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2024/12/31/a-toilet-paper-rug-pull-sideshow/) - On Today's Show:Rotting Liquified Meat And Chicken Shit: Part of a Balanced DietPlus Smooth Talking Your Way To Some Celebrity Ass EatingA Toilet Paper Rug PullAnd Profitable Way To Pedophile PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Today's Sponsor:
- […And A Happy Jigoo Year!](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/01/and-a-happy-jigoo-year/) - On Today's Show: Hey Freaks! Best of Show today as we celebrate the new year. Back tomorrow for another Sideshow exclusive episode! The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Today's Sponsor: Our New
- [I Got A Real Problem With Dwarf Porn - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/02/i-got-a-real-problem-with-dwarf-porn-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: I’ve got a real problem with dwarf pornPlus: The sounds of dainty girly vomitDaniel Larson Calls From Prison For A Christmas UpdateAnd Public Masturbation Is Not Illegal In Atlanta PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music
- [The 7 Year Jock Itch](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/03/the-7-year-jock-itch/) - On Today's Show: PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive
- [Have Space Sex Like The Dolphins!](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/06/have-space-sex-like-the-dolphins/) - On Today's Show: Links: Phone Guard Commercial: WATCH The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line:
- [The Poop Predator Poachers Are On The Case - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/07/the-poop-predator-poachers-are-on-the-case-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Why Are The Homosexuals Are Hissing At Meade Skeleton In Grocery Stores? Plus: The Predator Looking To Be Pooped On Drunk Driving Hooters Waitress Wants To Make Out With The Cop Arresting Her And Exposing Your Dick For A Life Insurance Quote PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen
- [Getting High On Your Piss Supply](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/08/getting-high-on-your-piss-supply/) - On Today's Show: Links: Pray Your Way To The Slimmer Waist Line: Christian Dieting On Youtube The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati,
- [Post Nut Vaginal Itching - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/09/post-nut-vaginal-itching-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: We’ve Sadly Lost Another Youtard Plus: Satan Keeps Ruining Meade Skelton’s Diet Mom Discovers A Decapitated Head In Her Son’s Bedroom And she’s not taking it well And Post Nut Pussy Itching PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen
- [Shane Lee Interview](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/10/shane-lee-interview/) - On Today's Show: I'll be back later today with a new episode, but for right now here's a Best-Of program where I interview the recently deceased Shane Lee. I mean, I interviewed him before he died, but he is now recently deceased. Video The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen
- [I Am Your Meat And Prostitute Expert AMA](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/10/i-am-your-meat-and-prostitute-expert-ama/) - On Today's Show: Links: Old Drunk Beachgoer Gets Arrested The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail
- [Hate Speech And Slurs Are Back, Baby!](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/13/hate-speech-and-slurs-are-back-baby/) - On Today's Show: Links: Stepmom Enslaves Indian Stepson The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line:
- [Suitcase Sex Smuggling - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/14/suitcase-sex-smuggling-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Meade Skelton Is Craving More Spunk Plus Pegging Trumps Ass With Deadly Precision Going to the Gyno cause of the wear and tear a man put on a celebrate athletes pussy And Smuggling Your Girlfriend In A suitcase For Sex PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple
- [Getting High Huffing Urinal Cakes](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/15/getting-high-huffing-urinal-cakes/) - On Today's Show: The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check
- [This Season's Hottest Accessory Is A Hairy Bush - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/16/this-seasons-hottest-accessory-is-a-hairy-bush-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Urine Therapy Cured My Cancer, AIDS, And Jock itch! Thanks Piss!Plus: Vigilante Shopper Justice At The Home DepotThe Healthcare Company That Caters To Submissive S&M PupsAnd Hairy bush Is In For 2025 PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen
- [Botched Circumcision Resulted In An Exploding Penis](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/17/botched-circumcision-resulted-in-a-exploding-penis/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Transcript:
- [Introducing The Body Of Christ Pork Rinds - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/20/introducing-the-body-of-christ-pork-rinds-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: In hindsight, mistakes were made in picking An animal mascot for Marting Luther King Jr Day Plus Getting Real Penis Is About To Get a Whole Lot Easier, Ladies Humans Are The King The Primate Dongs And Exploiting Children For Views And Followers Is A Universal Activity PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE!
- [Florida Man Has Sex With A Horse's Nose](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/21/florida-man-has-sex-with-a-horses-nose/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Transcript:
- [Why Is Grandma’s Goodnight Kiss So Toothy?](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/22/why-is-grandmas-goodnight-kiss-so-toothy/) - On Today's Show: Ode To Long Toenails Plus, Donald Trump Is Bad A Sex And Wipes His Shitty Ass With His Hand Blowing Off Your Dick With A Rocket Why Is Grandma’s Goodnight Kiss So Toothy PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music |
- [Foot Fetish Subreddits And Ode To Long Toenails](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/22/foot-fetish-subreddits-and-ode-to-long-toenails/)
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- [Two Enemas For The Price Of One](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/23/two-enemas-for-the-price-of-one/) - On Today's Show: I'll be back later today with a new episode DV for everyone. Until then, here's the interview I did with my favorite subject - Meade Skelton! We did a special show back in 2021 that even included call-ins from listeners who wanted to ask Meade a question or two. PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS
- [Why Did The Bird Man Whip Out His Pecker?](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/23/why-did-the-bird-man-whip-out-his-pecker/) - On Today's Show: Back here with your new episode of DV as promised! Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Transcript:
- [A Colon Catastrophe - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/24/a-colon-catastrophe-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Meade Skeltons Penis Is Off Limits - You hear that ladies, you can look but dont touch. Plus: A Fat Woman Being Denied An Uber Ride Gooners Gather To Pay Tribute To A Fallen Bate Brother Pastor Roid Rage Beats Up A 14 Year Old Boy PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen
- [Let The Scent Of Your Intestinal Mucus Drive Women Crazy](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/27/let-the-scent-of-your-intestinal-mucus-drive-women-crazy/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Transcript:
- [Gooners Pay Tribute To A Fallen Bate Brother - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/28/gooners-pay-tribute-to-a-fallen-bate-brother-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Meade Skeltons Penis Is Off Limits - You hear that ladies, you can look but dont touch. Plus: A Fat Woman Being Denied An Uber Ride Gooners Gather To Pay Tribute To A Fallen Bate Brother Pastor Roid Rage Beats Up A 14 Year Old Boy Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box
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- [Slinging Bolonga (In A Gay Way) - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/30/slinging-bolonga-in-a-gay-way-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: The Most Feminine Ladies Are Also High On Meth When Your Virtual Reality Boss Writes You Up For Being A Pedo Getting Bologned In Face Arrested For Harassment Via Fart Videos Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted
- [How To Break In To The Lucrative Urine Farming Business](https://distortedview.com/2025/01/31/how-to-break-in-to-the-lucrative-urine-farming-business/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Transcript:
- [Chapped Lips Pressed Against A Well-Lubed Labia](https://distortedview.com/2025/02/03/chapped-lips-pressed-against-a-well-lubed-labia/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Transcript:
- [Thick Dollops Of Hot Butt Pudding - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/02/04/thick-dollops-of-hot-butt-pudding-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: A Christmas Eve fudge Packing by Dad Plus Why You Shouldn’t Pet Homeless People Like Their Dogs A Fat Man Attacks Over Prime Rib Using A Human Baby As A Snow Brush Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support
- [Twerking On The Disabled](https://distortedview.com/2025/02/05/twerking-on-the-disabled/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Transcript: Hey, freaks, it's Wednesday, February 5th, 2025. Coming up on the
- [Pervert Priest Flosses Teeth With Little Girls Hair - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/02/06/pervert-priest-flosses-teeth-with-little-girls-hair-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 1-900 Street Whore Confessions.. An Old Man On Supplemental Oxygen Is Looking For His Diaper Wife A Nappy Pussy Remix And A Pervert Priest Flossed His teeth with an underage girls hair Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support
- [He's A Sock Sniff Freak - And It Gets Worse From There](https://distortedview.com/2025/02/07/hes-a-sock-sniff-freak-and-it-gets-worse-from-there/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Transcript:
- [Uncut Episode 6](https://distortedview.com/2025/02/07/uncut-episode-6/)
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- [The Government Is Coming After Your Spilled Seed](https://distortedview.com/2025/02/10/the-government-is-coming-after-your-spilled-seed/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Transcript:
- [Warming Your Penis Up In A Sauna - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/02/11/warming-your-penis-up-in-a-sauna-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: My mom goes full Nazi When your stand-up set is bombing, try whipping out your little dick for laughs You dont need to warm up your penis in a hot sauna, dude The Valentines Day Animal Shelter Promotion That’s Sure To Attract Beastialiy Lovers Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted
- [You're The Next Contestant On The Price Is Reich](https://distortedview.com/2025/02/12/youre-the-next-contestant-on-the-price-is-reich/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Transcript:
- [Dad And Son Have The Sperm Talk](https://distortedview.com/2025/02/13/dad-and-son-have-the-sperm-talk/) - On Today's Show: Running a bit late. I'll be back with a Sideshow exclusive episode later today and then of course we will end the week with a show for everyone. Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out
- [Soaping Up your Dirty Ass In A Childrens Public Pool - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/02/13/soaping-up-your-dirty-ass-in-a-childrens-public-pool-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Back with your NEW episode of DV finally. Sorry for the delay. Christmas Is Ruined Because Mom Can’t Find a PenisAsking For A Footjob Backfires SpectacularlyFlorida Man Is Beaten With a DildoSoaping Up your Dirty Ass In A Children Public Pool Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH
- [Gay Lover's Banging In The Back Of The Technodrome](https://distortedview.com/2025/02/15/gay-lovers-banging-in-the-back-of-the-technodrome/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Transcript:
- [A Full Release Hot Air Balloon](https://distortedview.com/2025/02/17/a-full-release-hot-air-balloon/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Transcript:
- [Are Public Restrooms  Training AI On Your Exposed Penises? - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/02/18/are-public-restrooms-training-ai-on-your-exposed-penises-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Sexuall Aroused by dirty contaminated diabetic testing supplies Plus Feeding Fish Your Floating Ropes of Semen Fun Anal Stamping Arts and Crafts And Are Public Restrooms training AI on your exposed penises Links: Youtube Crush Fetish Channel Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To
- [How To Incorporate Fish Into Your Sex Play](https://distortedview.com/2025/02/19/how-to-incorporate-fish-into-your-sex-play/) - On Today's Show: Links: Watch Mother And Daughter Hotel Arrest Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Transcript:
- [Using Hot Sauce As Sexual Lube: A Cautionary Tale - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/02/20/using-hot-sauce-as-sexual-lube-a-cautionary-tale-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Using Hot Sauce As Lube: A Cautionary Tale Plus A Horny Egyptian Cab Driving Won’t Keep His Hands To Himself Setting Your Sex Doll On Fire To Hide The Evidence People are Accidental Receiving Vulgar Fortune Cookies Links: Firearrhea - Your New Favorite Hot Sauce Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address!
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- [Joining In On All Your Parents Sex Games - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/02/27/joining-in-on-all-your-parents-sex-games-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Black people should want to use separate drinking fountainsPlus christians against military discountsSucking Nuts On A Public BusAnd the government frowns upon being forced to think about your parents having sex. Knock it off Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line:
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- [Put On Your Bacon Sombrero - We're Going To Get A Triple Bypass! - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/03/04/put-on-your-bacon-sombrero-were-going-to-get-a-triple-bypass-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Eating Bacon Out Of A Bacon Bowl Made Of Bacon And Filled With BaconPlus An Inmate Looking For A White Bitch With A Big Fat Ass Calculating The Age Of Your PenisWho Steals A Public Restroom Sink - find out today Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH
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- [Jesus Picked A Pervert to Spread His Word - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/03/06/jesus-picked-a-pervert-to-spread-his-word-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Catching Another Mentally Slow Child Predator A Stabbing Victim Cares More About Vaping Then Stitching Up His Wounds Jesus Picked A Pervert to Spread His Word Talk about a shitty relationship: one woman commemorated her marriage with a toilet paper tattoo Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH
- [Armie Hammer's Big Fat Fake Gay Sexperience](https://distortedview.com/2025/03/07/armie-hammers-big-fat-fake-gay-sexperience/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Links: Soda Reviewer: A Sight To Behold Slam Frank Instagram
- [Mexican Shit Nuggets](https://distortedview.com/2025/03/10/mexican-shit-nuggets/) - On Today's Show: Hey Freaks! I've got a best of show for you this morning! Later today I'll be back with a new episode. Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every
- [Aisles Of Flaming Toilet Paper - NEW SHOW!](https://distortedview.com/2025/03/10/aisles-of-flaming-toilet-paper-new-show/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Links: Comedian Bombing Goes Insane
- [Auto-Necro Fellatio - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/03/11/auto-necro-fellatio-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Playing Fart Sounds For Your Angered Lift Driver Plus Alexyss K Tylor vacationed Hell and Has A List Of The Top Hot Spots You’ve got to visit And Corpse Gets His Wang Cut Off And Jammed Down His Death Mouth Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
- [Let The Mountain Dew Wash The Murder Away](https://distortedview.com/2025/03/12/let-the-mountain-dew-wash-the-murder-away/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Links: Whatchamacalit Commercial: WATCH
- [And This Is Why You Always Get Lap Dance Money Upfront - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/03/13/and-this-is-why-you-always-get-lap-dance-money-upfront-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: One elderly woman battle’s with InApp Purchases The Best Of Throat Singing Chicken Man. I Repeat Chicken Man Down! Jailed Over Unpaid Apdances Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive
- [Who’s Peeing In The Shower? Come On Fess Up](https://distortedview.com/2025/03/14/whos-peeing-in-the-shower-come-on-fess-up/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Links: A Freak In Need! Help DV Listener Bobenstein!
- [A Cheeto Boner Is Up For Sale](https://distortedview.com/2025/03/17/a-cheeto-boner-is-up-for-sale/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Links: A Freak In Need! Help DV Listener Bobenstein!
- [When Does a Fingering Hurt More Than A Fisting? - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/03/18/when-does-a-fingering-hurt-more-than-a-fisting-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Here’s a Riddle For You: when does a Fingering Hurt More Than A FistingWhen a dog vomit human body parts you save that shitWhen The Penis Maggots Migrate SouthThe police are finally arresting cunty little 11 year olds Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In
- [Would You Be Okay With Your Wife Having Sex With An AI Robot?](https://distortedview.com/2025/03/19/would-you-be-okay-with-your-wife-having-sex-with-an-ai-robot/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Links: A Freak In Need! Help DV Listener Bobenstein!
- [Pervert Satan Cult Meetup At A Tesla Dealership Near You - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/03/20/pervert-satan-cult-meetup-at-a-tesla-dealership-near-you-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Meetings Of The PedoSatan Cult Are Taking Place Across The Country Fantasizing About A 10 Foot Long Shlong The Piss And Shit Spray That Did almost million dollars in damage And Locking Your Coworker In An Industrial Dishwasher Mugshot: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call
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- [Tainting The Office Water Cooler With Your Gross Ass Herpes Urine](https://distortedview.com/2025/03/24/tainting-the-office-water-cooler-with-your-gross-ass-herpes-urine/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Links:
- [Deadly International Porta-Potty Parties - FIXED - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/03/25/deadly-international-porta-potty-parties-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: When Fat Youtube Failuers Attack! Plus Stealing Windshield Wipers And Then Hanging Around To Talk About Your Crimes Spelling Words Is Witchcraft - Dont let your children attend school! International Porta Potty Parties Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463
- [Take The Pedophile Temptation Test](https://distortedview.com/2025/03/26/take-the-pedophile-temptation-test/) - On Today's Show:
- [How Do You Even Do Bestiality With a Chihuahua!? - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/03/27/how-do-you-even-do-bestiality-with-a-chihuahua-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Crowning The Piggiest Pig Slut In The Land Plus: The Sound Of An Unsavory Being Chased By Cows Spider Girl Is Up For An Epic Tickle Fight How Do You even do bestiality with a chihuahua - found out today Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
- [Jabbing A Hypodermic Needle In Your Co-Worker's Penis](https://distortedview.com/2025/03/28/jabbing-a-hypodermic-needle-in-your-co-workers-penis/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Links: Proximity Chat On Youtube! Join Our Discord!
- [Tourette’s Tributes, Semen Slingers, and Smartphone Sex Stats](https://distortedview.com/2025/03/31/tourettes-tributes-semen-slingers-and-smartphone-sex-stats/) - On Today's Show: Hey Freaks! Tim kicks off this week after battling some serious stomach issues—complete with vivid audio proof! Today's throwback takes us back to the infamous Lenovo computer saga of 2013. Relive Tim's legendary frustration with Lenovo's customer service, or as some employees pronounce it, "Lenobo." Highlights Include: Tim’s explosive gastrointestinal weekend (audio
- [Carbon Chaperone II: Fuck Yourself to Save the World](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/01/carbon-chaperone-ii-fuck-yourself-to-save-the-world/) - Happy April Fool’s Day, Freaks! Tim is back (and sort of better) after an ass-blasting weekend of illness and sulfur burps, and he's ready to test the limits of his digestive system with gas station hashbrowns. What could possibly go wrong? Today’s episode is an epic sci-fi clusterfuck, and yes, Tim once again saves the
- [Glory Hole Rings - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/01/glory-hole-rings-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - 🌀 On the Show Today: 💡 April Fool's Day Debrief: Tim explains how the 2025 show is actually a sequel to the 2015 April Fool's Day Sideshow exclusive, complete with timeline-fixing, AI sex, and callbacks galore. 🎥 TikTok Mother Torture: A girl tricks her innocent mom into reviewing menu items like: Cinnamon Pull-Apart Bukkake Cream
- [White Guilt And Gallons Of Piss - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/02/white-guilt-and-gallons-of-piss-sideshow/) - Tim is back with a gloriously unhinged Sideshow-exclusive episode and oh boy, this one runs the gamut from digital diarrhea conspiracy theories to racially-charged porn commentary and a teacher using children as human furniture. Just a classic day here on DV. 🌀 On the Show Today: 💩 April Fool's Debrief: Tim talks about the making
- [Throwing Dog Shit In A Baby's Face](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/03/throwing-dog-shit-in-a-babys-face/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! Links: Join Our Discord!
- [Rollercoaster Tycoon: Fat Ass Follies - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/03/rollercoaster-tycoon-fat-ass-follies-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - Tim's back with a juicy Sideshow-exclusive bonus segment, and boy, has the ghetto been poppin’ off. After staying up half the night anticipating a power outage from a storm (spoiler: it never happened), Tim was abruptly awoken by what sounded like explosions—or maybe gunshots. Either way, Lord Douche was unimpressed and went right back to
- [Pussy Dip - Intravaginal Smokeless Tobacco - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/04/pussy-dip-intravaginal-smokeless-tobacco-sideshow/) - Tim Henson wraps up the week with an all-out freak parade featuring: 🎮 The Life Sim That Hits Back – A deep dive into Enzoi, the realistic life simulation game where spousal abuse is a feature, not a bug. Tim explores the virtual domestic violence Reddit thread that might just get him back into gaming.
- [Déjà Distorted View: Taste The Brain Rot](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/05/deja-distorted-view-taste-the-brain-rot/) - 🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Classic Episode from April 1, 2015💀 "You’re listening to the festering, rotting corpse of a long-expired episode..." In This Time-Warped Episode:Tim finds himself trapped in a podcasting purgatory — doomed to read the same bizarre news story over and over (and over) again. Is it déjà vu? A glitch in
- [A Douche Disaster Sends America's Favorite Fisting Fanatic To The ER](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/07/a-douche-disaster-sends-americas-favorite-fisting-fanatic-to-the-er/) - On Today's Show: Happy Monday, Freaks! Tim Henson is back to kick off the week with a colonic explosion of stories that'll make you laugh, gag, and rethink your decor choices. On today’s show: Biblical Bowel Movement Miracles – A prophetess with a book full of declarations is here to rebuke your diarrhea in the
- [Thou Shalt Not Spin - Taming Tornados Through Prayer - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/07/thou-shalt-not-spin-taming-tornados-through-prayer-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - Hey, Sideshow Freaks! Thanks for supporting this trainwreck. On today’s bonus segment, Tim has a juicy update to a viral meltdown at sea and explores how internet justice can sink faster than a leaky charter boat. 🛥️ Open Water Rage Update!Remember that Florida boat freakout from last week? Well, the guy screaming about being on
- [Pig Porking And Sow Squirt: Zoophiles Share All! - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/08/pig-porking-and-sow-squirt-zoophiles-share-all-sideshow/) - It's Sextastic Tuesday, and you freaks are in for a filthy one. On today's show: A horrifying deep dive into pig pussy courtesy of the Zoophilia Wiki. (Thanks, German Guy! 😖) Tim revisits a vintage Sextastic Tuesday voicemail intro, complete with budget-friendly mouth-made "beep" SFX. Was Jesus autistic? A two-spirit, possibly self-ordained "priest" thinks so.
- [Butt Boy’s Killer Asshole and the Applebee’s Drag Queen Nobody Wanted](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/09/butt-boys-killer-asshole-and-the-applebees-drag-queen-nobody-wanted/) - On Today’s Show: Kanye West’s new album drops a literal "Heil Hitler" track (yes, really). A child pisses in the hand sanitizer—again. A large-breasted man in a pink thong ruins Applebee's night for everyone. And a foster mom trades a human child for a monkey. Because... sure. Plus: Oliver Cho, Wing’s long-lost musical twin? Tim
- [Ritz Bitz Crackas And Donuts On Lock Down - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/09/ritz-bitz-crackas-and-donuts-on-lock-down-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - On Today’s Bonus Segment:Tim’s back with a special Sideshow-only ramble about the current dystopian shopping experience in America, where buying razors or tampons feels more like visiting a prison commissary than a store. 🔒 Everything’s Behind GlassFrom Walmart to CVS, products are locked up tighter than Fort Knox. Need deodorant? Better hunt down Glenda with
- [Killer Scrotal Meat Clackers on the Loose! - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/10/killer-scrotal-meat-clackers-on-the-loose-sideshow/) - Today on the show: Killer nut sacks go on a murderous rampage in The Scrotum and its critically-acclaimed follow-up Scrotum 2: The Second One A local news reporter involuntarily comes out as gay on a Disneyland ride Why being fat might just save your life if you're on death row And the quickest, easiest way
- [Baby Unlovable: The Doll That Haunts You In Your Dreams](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/11/baby-unlovable-the-doll-that-haunts-you-in-your-dreams/) - On Today’s Show: n Today’s Show:💀 NYC proves once again it’s a hellscape of horrors: one man dies on the subway, and two others take turns robbing and defiling his corpse. Real Weekend at Bernie’s vibes, minus the whimsy. ✈️ A 60-minute mid-air masturbation marathon leaves a luxury fashion CEO traumatized. American Airlines responded with:
- [Community Toilet: America's Least Wanted Superhero](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/14/community-toilet-americas-least-wanted-superhero/) - On Today’s Episode: Buckle up your buttflaps, Freaks—Tim is back with a scat-tastic start to the week, courtesy of a listener who dug up the internet’s most nauseating gem: Community Toilet, a man who turns his digestive misfortunes into fetish content. Yes, poop is involved. A lot of it. And so are gagging sounds. You're
- [Anti-Vax Granny Doesn't Mind Her Meds - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/14/anti-vax-granny-doesnt-mind-her-meds-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - On Today’s Bonus Segment: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Sideshow Bonus Hey Freaks! It’s time for a Sideshow-exclusive bonus segment, and today Tim faces his greatest fear: slowly morphing into the kind of crotchety old coot he mercilessly mocks on the show. Will he soon be the guy yelling at teens in the street for daring
- [Sucking Dicks Like It's 1976 - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/15/sucking-dicks-like-its-1976-sideshow/) - 🎧 Sideshow Exclusive Episode Today’s jam-packed Sideshow freak show includes a fresh Boy Pussy remix (get your glow sticks ready) and another deranged Mead Skelton rant—this time he's managed to turn his Oedipal issues into an Incel TED Talk. We’re talking full-on “forgive your mom so you can stop hating women and wanting to bang
- [M4M Looking For A Floppy Nonstick Colon](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/16/m4m-looking-for-a-floppy-nonstick-colon/) - Presented by AdamandEve.com – Promo Code: FREAK On today's floppy, free, and fabulously unhinged episode of Distorted View Daily: 💎 Butthole Bedazzling & Colon CatastrophesTim checks in on beloved fisting icon HungerFF, who recently suffered a shower douche disaster that tore up his tender chute. Now facing a temporary hiatus from deep anal spelunking, Hunger
- [Busting Through The Sky Hymen - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/16/busting-through-the-sky-hymen-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - On Today’s Bonus Segment:DV Sideshow Bonus: Katy Perry Launches Into the Void (and So Does My Patience) In today's bonus segment exclusively for Sideshow freaks, Tim is back to dissect the celestial clown show that was Blue Origin’s latest phallic voyage to the stars — featuring an all-female crew including Gayle King and the human
- [Going On A Wet And Wild Public Pee Spree - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/17/going-on-a-wet-and-wild-public-pee-spree-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 🍑 Big Ass Through the AgesTim kicks things off with an ass-thropological deep dive: Remember when white girls were the ones with the big butts in the '80s? A clip from Writing Wrongs (1986) reminds us how far we’ve come. By the '90s, the booty torch was passed to Black women—possibly thanks
- [Invest Your Money In Bleached Asshole Futures](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/18/invest-your-money-in-bleached-asshole-futures/) - On Today's Show: 🎤 DV proudly presents: A Deaf Guy Singing Iron Maiden! You may not understand the lyrics, but the passion is unmistakable. 🎮 Livestreamer Showdowns! Angry dads vs. bratty sons. Moms threatening eviction, dads accusing their kids of being whores or Satanists. One father delivers a devastating line: “Not my fault you can’t
- [We're Off To The Sperm Races! - NEW SHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/18/were-off-to-the-sperm-races-new-show/) - On Today's Show: ✈️ Plus-sized influencer demands wheelchair access or war at SeaTac. 💉 High schoolers remix Daft Punk to promote AIDS awareness… with alarming enthusiasm. 🧠 Jesse Lee Peterson discovers women went to space… and panics. 🏁 Sperm racing is now a real competitive event. And yes, you can gamble on it. ⚡ Cop
- [Yolk Hunt - Easter Day Fun For The Whole Family](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/20/yolk-hunt-easter-day-fun-for-the-whole-family/) - This Easter🎉 Yolk Hunt Madness! What starts as a mundane Easter weekend turns into a twisted celebration at Caldessavilles 13th Annual Yolk Hunt, America’s largest (and most disturbingly innuendo-filled) Easter egg hunt. 💥 Highlights include: "Muff diving" in the ball pit to find elusive Muffy the Bunny 🐰 A raunchy food fair serving up things
- [Frying Your Eyeballs To See Extra Colors](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/21/frying-your-eyeballs-to-see-extra-colors/) - On Today's Show: 🌈 Introducing Olo: The Unseeable New Color Between Blue and Green Scientists have allegedly discovered a new color between blue and green, called Olo. But there’s a catch—you’ll need to get lasers blasted into your eyeballs to see it. Tim compares this breakthrough to his own discovery of the number “Leavenge.” Advantage:
- [Pope Francis Dips Out - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/21/pope-francis-dips-out-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - 🎙 Distorted View Daily: Monday, April 21st, 2025 – Bonus Sideshow Segment Women in Space, Wendy's Shade, and Mead’s Camgirl Ballad Hey Freaks! Strap in for another bonus blast of depravity and digital drama, because Tim is serving up a smorgasbord of strange in today’s Sideshow-only segment: 🍔 Katy Perry vs. Wendy’s: Fast Food Flamethrower
- [Kanye West Admits To Some Light Gay Incest - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/22/kanye-west-admits-to-some-light-gay-incest-sideshow/) - Episode Summary In this Sideshow exclusive episode, host Tim Henson covers several bizarre news stories and shares audio clips, including continuing coverage of controversial livestreamer Mead's birthday tribute to Adolf Hitler, Kanye West's strange social media revelations, a frustrated video gamer's rants against women, and more unusual news from around the country. Topics Covered Mountain
- [Songs For The Microwaved Dog](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/23/songs-for-the-microwaved-dog/) - On Today’s Show: 🚨 Arkansas Incest Investigation:A man catches his wife sleeping with her son, and it only gets worse from there. (Yes, it’s one of those episodes.) Police casually investigate while trying not to say the word “incest.” 🤐 👿 Jesse Lee Peterson vs. Your Brain:Thoughts = Lies. All of them. Even "I'm hungry"
- [Toxic Twink Ass Hair - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/23/toxic-twink-ass-hair-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - 🎙 Distorted View Daily – Bonus Segment Show Notes“Nancy Mace Gets Roasted, Kevin Leonardo Returns, and Jesus Does Spice Girls” 👩‍🏫 Nancy Mace: ASMR or Just a Mess?Tim dives back into the saga of Congresswoman Nancy Mace, who proudly posted a video of herself freaking out at a gay man in Ulta (as you do),
- [Field Trip To See Thai Lady Boys - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/24/field-trip-to-see-thai-lady-boys-sideshow/) - 💥 On Today’s Show: 🎆 When Fireworks Go Wrong: A teen turns Independence Day into a flesh confetti disaster by blowing off his fingers in a moving car. (Spoiler: His meat mitts redecorate the backseat.) 🍿 Special Needs Meets Special Guests: A UK docuseries sends intellectually disabled adults to see the Ladyboys of Bangkok. Confusion,
- [Is It Time To Start Panic Buy Dildos?](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/25/is-it-time-to-start-panic-buy-dildos/) - On Today’s Show: It’s a jam-packed Friday freakout featuring haunted abortions, ghost grandkids, pervy American men in Ukraine, and the eternal struggle of pre-ordering a Nintendo Switch 2 without losing your mind—or your place in the checkout queue. 🎮 Switch 2 Rage – Tim details his traumatizing experience trying to preorder Nintendo’s latest console. If
- [Busting Through The Sky Hymen - BONUS SEGMENT](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/26/busting-through-the-sky-hymen-bonus-segment/) - This was originally posted on 4/16 for Sideshow members. I'm releasing this as a Bonus episode for everyone to give you freaks an idea of what Bonus Segment podcasts are like. If you enjoy this: Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Bonus Segment:DV Sideshow Bonus: Katy Perry Launches Into the Void (and So Does
- [A  Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts Clap](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/28/a-big-dick-rastafarian-making-my-coconuts-clap/) - On Today's Show: Big dick Rasta energy: He’s making coconuts clap. A vintage viral legend returns: John Dakers sings the Woody Woodpecker theme song! Colorful chaos: An NYU art student’s stained glass wall... made entirely of colored piss. AI John Cena: Now fantasizing about statutory rape scenarios, thanks Facebook! Distorted View presents: Newscaster Slip-Ups! (Pour
- [Down Syndrome LARPing - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/28/down-syndrome-larping-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - On Today’s Show: Tim brainstorms a "brilliant" (read: dumb) invention: a computer mouse that charges itself as you move it! Turns out, physics says no thanks. A deep dive into a delightful new illness faker who's out to collect every disability imaginable: Pretends to be deaf... but can't use sign language because of "hand cramps."
- [Jerkoff Lagoon: Seattle’s Wildest Nude Park - Jizzard Beach - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/29/jerkoff-lagoon-seattles-wildest-nude-park-jizzard-beach-sideshow/) - Episode Summary:It's a wild Sideshow Tuesday! Tim checks in on Kanye West’s spiral into white identity and cousin-sucking anthems, then dives crotch-first into Horrible Moments in Pornography 2, featuring a woman who may or may not be committing felonies with a baby doll named Jamal. Also on the show: Tony Chase is back and somehow
- [Plant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal Lover](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/30/plant-based-bestiality-for-the-vegan-animal-lover/) - On Today’s Episode:Tim wrestles with a disturbing dream where he becomes the world’s most racist supervillain, Malario, a mosquito-shooting menace bent on African domination. Also, Dove thinks your emojis aren't inclusive enough, and Tim has thoughts. Spoiler: He’s not thrilled about customizing tiny cartoon faces. Plus: Morning Rituals Gone Wrong: Are we really drinking other
- [Bop-It: Penis Edition - BONUS SEGMENT](https://distortedview.com/2025/04/30/bop-it-penis-edition-bonus-segment/) - On Today's Bonus Segment:(Yes, it’s Wednesday. No, Tim doesn’t know what day it is either.) Tim's back with a sloppy midweek bonus segment—complete with misdated intros, malfunctioning plastic penises, and cosmic orgasms brought on by Palladian light beings. Just your typical midweek mind-melter here on Distorted View Daily. Today on the show:🧴 FUCK SAUCE!– Adam
- [Super Grinding Jizz Bros - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/01/super-grinding-jizz-bros-sideshow/) - 🎙 Thursday Sideshow Exclusive Episode On Today’s Show: 💦 Cum Math 101: Baby Daddy Superstar returns with some deeply unsettling revelations about… well, sharing bodily fluids via a third-party pussy. On a scale from 1 to 10, how gay is it to rub your jizz on another guy’s jizz—through a woman? We discuss. 🎤 Open
- [AI Down Syndrome Porn And The 20 Year Jock Itch](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/02/ai-down-syndrome-porn-and-the-20-year-jock-itch/) - On Today’s Episode: 🍝 Murder Most Doughy: Introducing the "Pretzel Man" in our matinee movie feature, Twisted (1977) — a serial killer leaving bodies tied up like human bread knots. 🎤 David Allan Coe Unplugged (And Unfiltered): Outlaw country legend shares his thoughts on love, sex, multiple wives, eating out (but never butt), and what
- [A Blood-Sucking, Bug-Busting, Butt-Blasting Bonanza - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/02/a-blood-sucking-bug-busting-butt-blasting-bonanza-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Tim shares the traumatic tale of discovering a tick burrowed deep in his luxurious mane, how he heroically extracted the parasite (after several failed assassination attempts), and the complete indifference shown by his loving partner, Lord Douche. Was it a woodland hitchhiker or a harbinger of Lyme disease? Either way, someone’s getting
- [The Motivational Power of a Finger in the Butt](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/05/the-motivational-power-of-a-finger-in-the-butt/) - Today on the show: Meade Skelton serenades us with a shockingly honest confession to credit card abuse in his new song, Daddy’s Credit Card The power of butthole fingering as a motivational tool A Florida woman weaponizes her bowels in a road rage incident (yep, someone shat on a car hood) Tim unveils his vision
- [Laser Beats, Fire Pants, and Chart Topping Cheese - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/05/laser-beats-fire-pants-and-chart-topping-cheese-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Today on the Bonus Show:🚨 AI Doomsday Incoming! Tim reads a disturbing article about artificial intelligence, where one safety researcher gives humanity a 0.0000000000001% chance of surviving. Sleep tight!🤖 Despite the grim outlook, Tim continues to misuse AI for humanity's "benefit"—including turning an old “pew pew” mic sound into an actual beat
- [Ronald McRawDog And His Big Mac Secret Spunk - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/06/ronald-mcrawdog-and-his-big-mac-secret-spunk-sideshow/) - On the Show Today: It's Tuesday, freaks, and Tim’s back with a Sideshow-exclusive journey into the dark, greasy crevices of humanity! This one's got it all: fast food erotica, holy water urination, incel cuisine, and fistfuck-related medical trauma. Just a typical DV episode! Coming Up on Today’s Show: 🌭 Ronald McDonald’s Greasy Lovemaking: A handwritten
- [An Intimate Conversation With A Poop Connoisseur](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/07/an-intimate-conversation-with-a-poop-connoisseur/) - Tim’s Rant: Trump’s New Holidays Topic: Trump’s declaration of two new non-federal holidays: Victory Day for World War I (November 11) and Victory Day for World War II (May 8). Key Points: Tim criticizes the redundancy of military holidays, noting May is already National Military Appreciation Month. Mocks the lack of days off: “You will
- [Don’t Subtract Inches Off My Dick, Bro! - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/07/dont-subtract-inches-off-my-dick-bro-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - In this crime-tinged episode of DV, Tim reveals a sneaky consumer scam passed down from Lord Douche himself: the ol’ open-box return switcheroo. Is it fraud? Probably. Is it genius? Also yes. Then we dive into the world of big battery drama, where a man throws a tantrum (and a battery) over a failed warranty
- [Shoving Nachos Down Your Lesbian Wife’s Pants - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/08/shoving-nachos-down-your-lesbian-wifes-pants-sideshow/) - On Today’s Sideshow Exclusive: 🖕 "Punch Me in the Face!": A drunken meltdown turns into performance art as one sad man begs to be assaulted, confesses to hating his wife, and challenges the laws of reality while cops politely ignore his requests for a knockout punch. Also: was he really coming from the library? Spoiler:
- [Taking Home Gold In The Masturbation Olympics](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/09/taking-home-gold-in-the-masturbation-olympics/) - On Today’s Show:We’re ending the week with a slathering of slop and sexual dysfunction! First up, an update on the original “Fat Man” of YouTube—turns out he scammed his own father out of $30,000 for scratch-offs and is now grounded like a 40-year-old teen. Then, we check in with the Manifesto of a Pornosexual, a
- [Pop Me Daddy - Balloon Lovers Get Freaky With The Squeaky](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/12/pop-me-daddy-balloon-lovers-get-freaky-with-the-squeaky/) - On Today's Show: 🎈 Balloon Squeaks & Baklava Reeks 🎈 Squeaky sex with balloon fetishists, including a true “Lunar’s Lunar” who makes love to latex while offering DIY netting tips 🐉 A dragon-being alien ambassador offers $10K meet-and-greets with blue extraterrestrials (no refunds, obviously) 👨‍⚕️ My 600-Pound Life star Stephen Asante returns looking Amish and
- [Inside the Crumbling Marriage of Twitch’s Favorite Bathwater Queen - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/12/inside-the-crumbling-marriage-of-twitchs-favorite-bathwater-queen-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - 📆 Bonus Episode – Monday, May 12, 2025 On Today’s Show: 🇺🇸 Tim breaks down the latest Trump tariff shuffle with China — 90-day deals are the new norm! 🚗 Time for a new ride! Tim’s hunting for a crossover SUV under $450/month. Suggestions welcome… except luxury brands. He's not a car slut. 🩸 Ozempic
- [A Racist Side Hustle For Quick And Easy Cash - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/13/a-racist-side-hustle-for-quick-and-easy-cash-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 🎭 Exploring Seasonal Genders: From He/Him Winter to She/Her Spring to Lard/Porky Summer🤖 Neo-pronouns like rot/rotting, and the rise of micro-identities (yes, that's a real thing)🧠 Diagnosing Homo Disorders: Are feminism, soberism, and militarism signs you might be gay?💣 “If you’re okay with gays, you might be a homosexual”: A Foxworthy-style breakdown
- [Her Titty Milk Brought All the Creeps to the Yard](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/14/her-titty-milk-brought-all-the-creeps-to-the-yard/) - On Today's Show: 🧼 The shocking story of a woman too “disabled” to brush her teeth—but not too disabled to record 75 TikToks a day begging for cash 💥 When street festivals go too far: a woman GTA’s her way through a parade route because she had to get to work 📱 Phone screen repairs
- [My Precious Little Pussy - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/14/my-precious-little-pussy-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - 📆 Bonus Episode – Monday, May 12, 2025 On Today’s Show: 🇺🇸 Tim breaks down the latest Trump tariff shuffle with China — 90-day deals are the new norm! 🚗 Time for a new ride! Tim’s hunting for a crossover SUV under $450/month. Suggestions welcome… except luxury brands. He's not a car slut. 🩸 Ozempic
- [Stuttering Fetishes And The Itty Bitty Diddy Committee - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/15/stuttering-fetishes-and-the-itty-bitty-diddy-committee-sideshow/) - 🔥 On Today’s Sideshow Exclusive: 💬 Also featuring: Davide, random worship, aphasia-induced word loss, and a listener reminding Tim he's one stroke away from mailbox confusion. 🎤 Stuttering Fetish Porn is apparently a real genre now—Tim deep dives into the vocal kinks of YouTube creepers and plays a game of “Guess That M-Word” (spoiler: it's
- [Teacher Known as “Mr. Pedophile” Busted For…Well, You Know…](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/16/teacher-known-as-mr-pedophile-busted-forwell-you-know/) - On Today's Show: 💥 When your work nickname is Mr. Pedophile, it might be time for a new profession… or, you know, prison. 💊 A redneck meltdown at CVS: “Only queer pharmacists give out gel caps!” Real men take tablets, apparently. 🎮 Nintendo nerds discover a controller pairing sound and lose their collective minds. (It’s
- [How Not to Get Laid: The Super Seducer Experience](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/19/how-not-to-get-laid-the-super-seducer-experience/) - On Today's Show: On this classic Sideshow-only episode now unlocked for the masses, Tim takes us on a guided tour of “Super Seducer”, the video game designed for dudes who think “no” is just a flirty form of “go on.” We follow along as Tim fails upward through a gauntlet of awkward flirtation, creepy seduction
- [Rear Ended For Gaying Too Loudly](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/19/rear-ended-for-gaying-too-loudly/) - On Today’s Lightly Toasted Episode: 🔥 Tim returns from a boiling-hot Ashtabula trip to assess his mom’s mysterious medical woes She’s got heel pain, a raspy voice, and a death wish involving slippery bathtubs Thyroid drama turns out to be... absolutely nothing. Thank you, cockatoo receptionists. Tim sets up MyChart for his mom and immediately
- [Lemon Berry Butthole Cream - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/20/lemon-berry-butthole-cream-sideshow/) - 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Cum Serums, Dick Stews, and Sandwich Phobias🗓️ Tuesday, May 20th, 2025 – Sideshow Exclusive Hey freaks! Tim Henson is back for a sticky, musty, exfoliated edition of DV! Today's episode takes you on a journey through: 💦 Rubbing One Out... On Your Skin Meet Shaheen Organics: the boutique skincare line for
- [Curse Of The Fat Pussy Poltergeist](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/21/curse-of-the-fat-pussy-poltergeist/) - On Today’s Show: 💥 Slap Fight Carnage: One man’s face swells like a ketchup packet until it literally bursts—blood sprays everywhere and audience members are puking in the parking lot. Just another day in the UFC’s Power Slap League! 👻 A Ghost With a Fat, Hairy Agenda: Will Blunderfield is visited in a dream by
- [Turned Gay by a ZIP File – Thanks, Internet - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/21/turned-gay-by-a-zip-file-thanks-internet-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - On today’s bonus show: 🚘 Auto Industry Gaslighting: Why car dealerships are trying to convince you that $2,500/month is a totally chill car payment (spoiler: it’s not). 📞 Dealership Desperation: Tim’s phone is blowing up with salespeople begging him to test drive cars he no longer wants. 🎥 TikTok Trends at the Dealership: Hyundai employees
- [Harry Potter And The Hospital Walls Stained With Cum - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/22/harry-potter-and-the-hospital-walls-stained-with-cum-sideshow/) - 🔥 On Today’s Show: 🧒 Your kid sounds like a dying smoke detector — puberty strikes again! 💅 Tim recounts his traumatizing Walmart pedicure: foot broth, scorched skin, and unwanted spa sass. 🐒 A customer at a nail salon goes full Planet of the Apes on the staff over an unfinished pedicure. Bonus: Her screechy
- [Calling All Predators: Tim Baits, Traps, and Trolls on a Sex Chat Hotline](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/23/calling-all-predators-tim-baits-traps-and-trolls-on-a-sex-chat-hotline-best-of/) - On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – Best of Episode (Originally Aired October 6, 2019)🗓️ Released: Friday, May 23, 2025 Hey freaks, Tim here with a classic DV Best Of to wrap up your week! After a chaotic schedule filled with late uploads and bonus segments, we're capping things off with a
- [A Teenage Mutant Ninja Lesbian Rages Over Her Obama Phone](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/23/a-teenage-mutant-ninja-lesbian-rages-over-her-obama-phone/) - On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – May 23, 2025💥 Super Masturbation Bros. 3: Tootsie Rolls and Thermal Runaways 🧠 On today’s psychotic swerve into the weekend: 🎮 Super Masturbation Bros. 3: ArcticFox drops a 6-minute masturbation anthem to the tune of Super Mario Bros. 3—cum on the dash, the glass, the
- [Dildo-Wielding Woman Falls Asleep Mid-Fap In Her Car](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/26/dildo-wielding-woman-falls-asleep-mid-fap-in-her-car/) - On Today’s Show: 🇺🇸 Happy Memorial Day, freaks! Tim’s coming at ya in Daisy Dukes and dangling testicle fringe to celebrate the holiday with a short but unhinged episode. It’s a gift to America—and to your eyes. Yes, there’s a pic. 🩲 On Today’s Brief Program: 🦅 Tim's tribute to the troops… and his nutsack
- [America's Toothless Lesbians Demand Softer Foods - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/27/americas-toothless-lesbians-demand-softer-foods-sideshow/) - 🔥 On Today’s Show: Happy Tuesday, freaks! On today’s members-only DV extravaganza: 💅 Brew-haha at Starbucks! Baristas are striking over new black shirt dress codes. Tim offers some helpful tips for trans baristas on how to cry less and rage more. 🦷 Lesbians with dietary restrictions! One toothless gal’s chicken strip trauma leads to a
- [America's Funniest Inbred Home Videos](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/28/americas-funniest-inbred-home-videos/) - On Today’s Show: Episode Overview Host Tim Henson delivers a wild Wednesday episode filled with bizarre stories, hilarious audio, and classic DV absurdity. From a drunk streamer arguing with a text-to-speech clip to a To Catch a Predator porn parody, this show is peak chaos. Segments and Stories 1. Great Moments in Customer Service Highlight:
- [From Endless Sneezes to Explosive Sphincters - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/28/from-endless-sneezes-to-explosive-sphincters-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - 🎙 Distorted View Daily: Sideshow Exclusive - “Farty Paloozas & Fistfuls of Emotion”📅 Originally aired: May 28, 2025 (Bonus Segment)🔒 [Sideshow Exclusive Episode] On Today's Program:Tim gets a little too emotional over a dog he barely knew, which may or may not have smelled like cancer. Then, things really spiral: And of course… a closing
- [Your Butthole Holds the Truth: The Mystical Art Of Anus Reading - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/29/your-butthole-holds-the-truth-the-mystical-art-of-anus-reading-sideshow/) - 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: May 29, 2025 – The Great Beige Breakdown Begins!Sideshow Exclusive 🌀 It’s a full-blown emotional and rectal reading today, freaks. Strap in and spread out. Tim’s bringing the absurd, the offensive, and the outright unholy in another banger of a Sideshow episode. 🧠 On Today’s Show: 🔮 Exploring Anomancy: The ancient
- [Weaponized Farts? The Case of the E. Coli Face Blast](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/30/weaponized-farts-the-case-of-the-e-coli-face-blast/) - On Today’s Episode: 💨 Cropdusting Catastrophe: A woman claims her ex-boyfriend's fart gave her a sinus infection... for seven years. 💀 Clone Boning & Anti-Semitic Sci-Fi Rock: Listener Miss May shares the unhinged musical stylings of conspiracy nutjob John North Wright. ♞ Transgender Twitch Meltdown: A live-stream chess session goes from wholesome to holy shit
- [Selling Solar Panels To Light Angels From The 11 Dimension - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/05/30/selling-solar-panels-to-light-angels-from-the-11-dimension-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - 🎙 Distorted View Daily: Sideshow Exclusive - “Farty Paloozas & Fistfuls of Emotion”📅 Originally aired: May 28, 2025 (Bonus Segment)🔒 [Sideshow Exclusive Episode] On Today's Program:Tim gets a little too emotional over a dog he barely knew, which may or may not have smelled like cancer. Then, things really spiral: And of course… a closing
- [Child Predator Has A Diaper Blowout During Arrest](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/02/child-predator-has-a-diaper-blowout-during-arrest/) - On Today’s Episode: Prepare your senses for an unholy sensory overload, because Timmy Boo is back with another clusterfuck of depravity and poorly repressed rage: 🗳️ A real-life student named Tuna Cunt runs for office... and WINS. Take that, Robert Faggot. 💩 A diaper fetishist gets caught trying to meet a child and proceeds to
- [Blind And Bland - A Review Of A Sight-Deprived Child Comedian - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/02/blind-and-bland-a-review-of-a-sight-deprived-child-comedian-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - 🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Bonus Segment🔒 Sideshow Exclusive💬 Tim Goes Off: A listener's snarky comment about AI-generated show notes sparks an unfiltered rant. Tim explains the real reason for the AI-assist: Google juice, baby.🧠 DV Behind-the-Scenes: From lazy midnight uploads to fully timestamped segments to AI-enhanced summaries—Tim walks us through the evolution of the
- [Sodomite Sea Shanties For Butt Pirates After Me Booty- SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/03/sodomite-sea-shanties-for-butt-pirates-after-me-booty-sideshow/) - 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: May 29, 2025 – The Great Beige Breakdown Begins!🎙️ Distorted View Daily: June 3, 2025 — “Cum Pirates, Quad Dads & Float F*ckers”💩 Sideshow Exclusive Episode On Today’s Program: 🏴‍☠️ Kick off Pride Month with a lyrical deep dive into Bryce Quartz’s “Cum Pirate” — the anthem for butt-loving buccaneers. 🤯
- [Jizz Jockey Crowned “Nut King” At The World’s First Sperm Derby](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/04/jizz-jockey-crowned-nut-king-at-the-worlds-first-sperm-derby/) - On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show: 💩 Eating dog and cat poop on livestream — can this man really make scat content profitable? 🏁 The world's first sperm race is here: meet the Nut King, the jizz jockeys, and the cum-tastic champion, Tristan Milker. 🎨 An actual 19th-century condom engraved with clergy gangbang art is
- [Tampon Brand Deal Goes to Bearded Horse Toothed Goblin - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/04/tampon-brand-deal-goes-to-bearded-horse-toothed-goblin-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - 🎥 Jack Doherty: Streamer from Hell Prank-happy rich kid hydroplanes his McLaren while texting—of course he walks away unscathed. His bleeding buddy, Michael? Just a cameraman. Jack’s priority: “Keep rolling!” Later, at a food court, rival streamer squirts mustard all over “World of T-Shirts” (aka Alcoholic Chris Chan). Jack, again, miraculously mustard-free. 🚗 Road Rage
- [New Weight Loss Drug Side Effect: Ozempic Vagina - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/05/new-weight-loss-drug-side-effect-ozempic-vagina-sideshow/) - Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! DOWNLOAD SIDESHOW EXCLUSIVE EPISODE
- [Nickelodeon-Style Teen Toe Trafficking](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/06/nickelodeon-style-teen-toe-trafficking/) - On Today’s Best Of Episode: Today on the program:🔹 Nickelodeon creator Dan Schneider accused of turning children’s TV into a foot fetish dungeon 👣📺🔹 A man in NYC gets into a screaming match with a pantsless mannequin on the subway 🗽🧍‍♀️🗣️🔹 Elderly couple calls 911 on a Roomba—because robot shadows are terrifying 🤖🚽🚔🔹 Church youth
- [Bubbles Go Up, You Stupid Fuck!](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/09/bubbles-go-up-you-stupid-fuck/) - On Today's Show: 🐝 Bees Are Out for Blood! Tim recounts yet another nature attack, this time a bee ambush during his “old lady walk.” 🌎 Flat Earth Fails: A delusional debate turns hostile when one bubble-loving dumbass can’t comprehend gravity, weight, or why balls fall down. 🎢 Bouncy Castle Carnage: A South African school
- [Meth-Head Philosopher Speaks in Tongues - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/09/meth-head-philosopher-speaks-in-tongues-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - 💘 MONDAY BONUS: Kevin Curtis White’s Quest for Love, Meth-Induced Gibberish, and Streamer Negligence 🎥 👀 In This Bonus Episode: 🥀 Love Me, But Don’t Be Fat or Black Tim Boo plays matchmaker for Kevin Curtis White, a hopeless romantic (and cart boy) looking for very specific ladies on TikTok. The red flags are waving
- [My Prolapse Fell Out at the DMV - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/10/my-prolapse-fell-out-at-the-dmv-sideshow/) - 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Sideshow Exclusive – Tuesday, June 10, 2025🧠 “My Pee Hole Needs a Plug, and Other Everyday Essentials” On Today’s Show: 🔫 Sex toy-stuffed vaginas and Glock-equipped girlies: A deranged r/EDC fantasy post details how to turn every hole into a storage solution 🌈 Singing about rainbows for Jesus – which, surprisingly,
- [The Youthful Glow And Smooth Skin Of A Virgin Incel](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/11/the-youthful-glow-and-smooth-skin-of-a-virgin-incel/) - On Today's Show: ✨ Today on the Show: 🕊️ Tongues and Tiaras: Religious zealots let their tongues wag for Jesus, and Tim breaks down just how unbiblical their babble really is (with scripture receipts). 📺 Pride Month Throwback: Re-exploring the glory of Trading Spouses' infamous God Warrior meltdown. Dork-sided? More like icon-status. 👓 Pastor or
- [Getting DJ Circle Jerkson To MC Your Next Orgy - SIDSESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/12/getting-dj-circle-jerkson-to-mc-your-next-orgy-sidseshow/) - 💀 Hot Chicken Takes & Orgy DJ Vibes 🔥 In this sideshow-exclusive episode: 🍗 Toothless Chicken Strip Saga: Part 2 – Yelp’s newest battleground is over tender tenders and a legendary bar waitress named Diane. 🚂 Return of the 8PM Train Pervert – Sean’s audio meltdown escalates as the train stops just long enough to
- [Friday the 13th: Curse of the Flesh Eating Jizz](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/13/friday-the-13th-curse-of-the-flesh-eating-jizz/) - On Today's Show: 🧟‍♂️ It's Friday the 13th...and something sticky this way comes. In today's jam-packed episode of DV: 🔹 Flesh-Eating Semen: Tim reviews a very real, very ridiculous Friday the 13th porn parody featuring lethal loads and camp counselors with poor decision-making skills.🔹 Drunk Live Stream Meltdowns: - Facebook boutique owner Lisa gets blackout wasted
- [Bankrupting The Elderly with Deepfake Seductions - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/13/bankrupting-the-elderly-with-deepfake-seductions-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - 🧓💸 In this bonus segment of DV: Old folks, beware: AI-powered scammers are leveling up! Deepfake scams starring sexy military men in Syria who just need a Steam gift card to file vacation paperwork. AI-generated video that almost fools… well, only the severely lonely and nearly dead. A desperate “Johnny Depp” voice scam that sounds
- [Liquid Death Water Demon Juice](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/16/liquid-death-water-demon-juice/) - On Today's Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Monday, June 16th, 2025💥 English Lessons from Japan, Yeasty Pep Talks, and Big Dicks Rising! On today’s show: 🇯🇵 We revisit the legendary “Zui King English” program where Japanese gymnasts teach important English phrases like “I have a bad case of diarrhea” and “Thank you for spanking me,
- [The Annoying Trend Of Cursive Singing - You're A Damn Liar, Lorde - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/16/the-annoying-trend-of-cursive-singing-youre-a-damn-liar-lorde-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - 🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Bonus Segment: "You're a Damn Liar, Lorde"🗓️ Monday, June 16, 2025 On today’s bonus episode of DV:Tim takes a well-deserved swing at modern vocal trends and emotionally unstable dudes on mopeds. 🧠 What’s in this episode: 🔊 The “Default Trashy Sound” Mystery: Tim seeks answers about that annoying “do-do-do-do” notification
- [Inside the Internet’s Largest Queef Archive - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/17/inside-the-internets-largest-queef-archive-sideshow/) - On Today’s Unholy Sextastic Tuesday: 💨 Open Source Porn NoisesTim explores an incredibly disturbing yet oddly impressive online repository of NSFW audio clips — moaning, groaning, gushing, gurgling, and yes, meticulously categorized light vs. normal queefs. The internet has truly peaked. 🐉 3D Porn Sound DesignTurns out your favorite dragon-dicking animations have a shared audio
- [One Prostitute's Battle With Under-Stomach Swamp Rot](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/18/one-prostitutes-battle-with-under-stomach-swamp-rot/) - On Today's Show: 🦠 On Today’s Show: 🧼 Our favorite prostitute returns with tales of Middle Eastern dick, armpit funk, and under-stomach swamp rot 🍞 A woman makes a peanut butter & jelly sandwich during her virtual court appearance—the judge is not amused 📘 Tim receives an AI-generated novel featuring himself, mystical horses, and cum
- [Fat Bitch, Flight Risk: Sky-High Psychosis - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/18/fat-bitch-flight-risk-sky-high-psychosis-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Bonus Segment – Trans Powers, Drunk Trumpettes & Fatphobic Flight Fights🗓️ Originally aired: June 18, 2025 (Bonus Segment) On This Brief But Belligerent Bonus Episode: 🎤 Trans Girl Magic? A tone-deaf singer claims voice training gave her "superpowers." Tim investigates whether pitchy vocals count as a gender-inclusive talent. 🧑‍🎤 Finkel Hall
- [The Golden Age of Anal Wands - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/19/the-golden-age-of-anal-wands-sideshow/) - 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Fatherhood Fantasies, Exploded Nutsacks, and Sponge-Soaked Assholes🗓️ Sideshow Exclusive – Thursday, June 19th, 2025 Today on the Show: 👨‍🍼 Meade Skelton Dreams of Dadhood: He's pushing 50, has no girlfriend, and still thinks fatherhood is just around the corner. Tim breaks down the tragic math of sperm that screams "low motility."
- [My Mom Didn’t Let Me Suck Her Tits, So I Became a Bear](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/20/my-mom-didnt-let-me-suck-her-tits-so-i-became-a-bear/) - On Today's Show: 🕹️ Sonic Fans Must Be StoppedMeet Sammy, the Classic Sonic Fan, who flips his shit over Sonic criticism, Capcom laziness, and the injustice of disabled YouTube comments. A 16-bit rageball wrapped in autism and nostalgia. 📱 T-Mobile CEO UnhingedTim plays a clip from a press conference where the head of T-Mobile drops
- [There’s No Sugar in My Tank, But There’s Cum in This Tree](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/23/theres-no-sugar-in-my-tank-but-theres-cum-in-this-tree/) - On Today's Show: 🗓 Today on the Show: 🎖 Meade Skelton: Dreams of fatherhood, fantasies of Trump paternity, and confusing “sugar daddy” with being gay. 📉 His livestream has dwindled to one sad viewer, but don’t worry—he’s still fighting the liberal war on styrofoam. 🐶 A man gets into a shouting match with a dog…
- [Investing in Asbestos: I'm Gonna Be A Mesothelioma Millionaire! - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/23/investing-in-asbestos-im-gonna-be-a-mesothelioma-millionaire-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - 💸 In This Financially Irresponsible Episode: 🧼 Tim’s Back on His Bullshit (Stock Market Edition)After years of redefining “losing money” as “success,” Tim is once again investing—with asbestos companies now in his crosshairs, thanks to a possible Trump-led revival of the world’s most lung-slicing building material. Public health hazard? ✅ Early retirement plan? ✅ 🪦
- [The Latest Vacuum Blowjob Tech from Japan - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/24/the-latest-vacuum-blowjob-tech-from-japan-sideshow/) - 🎧 Distorted View Daily: June 24, 2025Sideshow Exclusive Episode💥 Virtual tomatoes, sweaty sneakers, demon-possessed furries & vacuum-powered fellatio! On Today’s Show: 🍅 VR Meltdown! — A Proximity Chat troll nearly kills a girl’s avatar with a virtual tomato. (Yes, she has phantom allergies. Yes, she throws up. No, it's not real.) 😷 The Exorcism of
- [Banning Wigs, Weaves, and Braids In New York City](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/25/banning-wigs-weaves-and-braids-in-new-york-city/) - On Today's Show: 🧑‍⚖️ Pastor Manning’s bid for NYC mayor involves... banning braids and fake hair? 😱 “Horse hair don’t belong in the hospital!” – Manning unveils his follicular legislative priorities 👃 A TikTok sniff freak girlfriend goes berserk over stolen skivvies 👨‍🏫 A pedophile philosopher named Galileo 2333 chimes in on immigration and child
- [Lets' Play Hate Crime Bingo at The Hetero Awesome Festival! - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/25/lets-play-hate-crime-bingo-at-the-hetero-awesome-festival-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - 🎧 DV Sideshow Exclusive: The Great Hetero Awesome Fest Meltdown Originally released: Wednesday, June 25th, 2025🔥 It's hotter than Satan's scrote in the DV studio, and Tim's suffering from a full-blown batwing situation. But that won't stop him from bringing you a bonus segment that dives deep into…🛑 Today on the show:🌈 A disturbing meditation
- [Burning Flags, Flashing Cooch, and Calling It Patriotism - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/26/burning-flags-flashing-cooch-and-calling-it-patriotism-sideshow/) - 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: June 26, 2025 – Sideshow Exclusive💎 Who the Fuck Do You Think You Are?On Today’s Twisted Show:🦶 An angry barefoot freakout inside an Australian Kmart escalates into a full-blown showdown in the shoe aisle🧬 Conor McGregor’s sister, Aiofe or Awuffie or A-W-E-F-U—whatever her vowel-soup name is—goes nuclear on a dog groomer👧
- [Dating An AI Chatbot Boyfriend: From Virtual Romance to Digital Domestic Abuse](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/27/dating-an-ai-chatbot-boyfriend-from-virtual-romance-to-digital-domestic-abuse/) - On Today's Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – June 27, 2025 (Friday Edition)🚨 "AI Abuse, Hot Dog Wars, and a Nature Boy’s Natural Disaster" 🚨 On Today’s Episode:🧠 Artificial Intelligence? More like Artificial Insanity! Meet the man who fell in love with ChatGPT... despite having a real human wife and child. We dive
- [Poop Lasagna On The High Seas](https://distortedview.com/2025/06/30/poop-lasagna-on-the-high-seas/) - 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: June 30th, 2025 Episode Title: 🚢 Poop Cruise: The Shitstorm That Launched a Thousand Vacation DreamsTags: Carnival Cruise Disaster, Poop Bags, Haunt Nuts, AI Metal Music, Prime Minister Dick Wars, Murderous 10-Year-Olds 🧻 Today on the Show: 🚨 Poopocalypse Now! The “Trainwreck Poop Cruise” documentary inspires Lord Douche to consider another
- [Penis Pussy Combo Surgery Approved! - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/01/penis-pussy-combo-surgery-approved-sideshow/) - 🎉 Sideshow Exclusive Tuesday Freakshow! 🎉 On today’s jam-packed episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson checks in on a few of our longtime internet weirdos, showcases a brand new raving lunatic, and examines the next frontier of gender reassignment surgeries. Strap in, because this one gets wild. 👱‍♂️ MEAD WATCH 2025: The Vain Lesbian
- [Iran's Secret Semen Bioweapon Factories Destroyed!](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/02/irans-secret-semen-bioweapon-factories-destroyed/) - On Today's Show: Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 2nd, 2025 🎇 The Pre-Independence Day Brown Gold Bonanza! 🎇 On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim’s got your midweek madness covered with tales of crack-addicted prom queens, bioweapon-grade semen, ducks that dare to love, and toothbrushes from the Nixon era. This is what peak podcasting
- [Juicy Black Butt Teen Def Poetry Jam - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/02/juicy-black-butt-teen-def-poetry-jam-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Bonus Segment – Wednesday, July 2nd, 2025 💩 Timmy Boo is back—LIVE! And yes, it’s actually Wednesday. You can trust him, because President Trump is still president and Diddy’s Tootsie Roll dick just caught a mixed verdict in his sex trafficking case. How else would Tim know that if this wasn't
- [Salute the Swamp Crotch! - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/03/salute-the-swamp-crotch-sideshow/) - 💥 On Today’s Disturbingly Patriotic Episode: A new Chinese toy craze has parents in a satanic tizzy — are Labubu plush demons invading your child’s soul via Pop Mart? Tim explores how Smurfs, He-Man, and now La Boo Boos have become unwitting vessels of evil thanks to Christian TikTok AI-generated video content is getting wildly
- [Glory Hole Etiquette And The Art Of Stealthing](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/04/glory-hole-etiquette-and-the-art-of-stealthing/) - On Today's Show: 🪞On Today’s Encore Episode of Distorted View Daily… 🔹 Harder, Harder, HARDER! Take a retro ride back to the 1970s with a sultry sex-ed documentary that definitely wasn’t shown in schools.🔹 A DV classic: Tim explores the ins, outs, and etiquette of glory holes with a self-proclaimed expert named Mark. Spoiler alert:
- [Gonad the Barbarian - Great Moments In Hentai History](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/07/gonad-the-barbarian-great-moments-in-hentai-history/) - On Today's Show: On Today’s Show: 🧟‍♀️ Mama Boo Watch:Tim’s meth-recovering, meat-craving mother is wreaking havoc at her new physical rehab facility. From yelling about wheelchair tetherball to accusing staff of terrorism and drug mishandling, it’s clear she’s not vibing with institutional care. Bonus: She might’ve been poisoned by improperly stored cancer meds. Lawyers, form
- [A Match Made In Purrrgatory - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/07/a-match-made-in-purrrgatory-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - Show Notes:Hey Freaks! Tim back with an all-new bonus Sideshow segment, and today we're diving paw-first into a couple episodes of Love Don’t Judge — YouTube's favorite series profiling couples who really make you question your faith in humanity. 🐾 👉 First up: a woman who believes she's a cat. Not just a cosplay kink
- [Iron Man's Cocklet and the Knotting of Peter Parker's Spiderhole - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/08/iron-mans-cocklet-and-the-knotting-of-peter-parkers-spiderhole-sideshow/) - 🎧 Distorted View Daily: July 8th, 2025🦴 Sextastic Tuesday: Knot in the Name of Love On today’s exclusive Sideshow episode: 💥 Iron Man knots up in Spider-Man’s boy-pussy during an unholy erotic fanfic mash-up.🕳️ A deep dive into "Starker Festival Summer Bingo"—where kink meets comic book degeneracy. (Yes, there’s knotting. Yes, there’s a cocklet.)👨‍⚕️ A
- [The Internet’s Horniest Incest Enthusiasts Have Entered the Chat](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/09/the-internets-horniest-incest-enthusiasts-have-entered-the-chat/) - On Today's Show: 🎉 National Sucker Punch a Baby Day is back! Celebrate this time-honored tradition by punching a newborn square in the face. Tim walks us through the proud history of this idiotic fake holiday and what it really teaches us about infant uselessness. 👵 Phone Sex With Granny:Distorted View proudly presents an unforgettable
- [Dildo Gaggins - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/09/dildo-gaggins-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - Show Notes: Bonus Segment with Tim Segment 1: Kids Bop Mead Skelton Parody Overview: Tim introduces a humorous concept of a Kids Bop-style album featuring children singing songs inspired by Mead Skelton’s controversial catalog, titled Kids Bop Volume 97. Content: A parody song with offensive and racially charged lyrics, presented as a satirical take on
- [Mecha Hitler Calls For Second Holocaust While Writing S&M Erotica - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/10/mecha-hitler-calls-for-second-holocaust-while-writing-sm-erotica-sideshow/) - 🤘 Distorted View Daily: Thursday, July 10, 2025 🎙️ Sideshow Exclusive EpisodeHosted by: Tim HensonTheme: AIDS jizz communion wafers, tooth decay TikTokers, satanic gay porn, and weather weapon conspiracies. 🔥 On Today’s Episode: Holy Communion, Unholy Load: Tim brings you a blasphemous clip involving a Satanist gay kinkster squeezing HIV-infected jizz onto a communion wafer.
- [Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/11/ball-scratching-brings-in-the-big-bucks/) - On Today's Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Friday, July 11th, 2025 Happy Friday, Freaks! We're closing out the week with another deranged dive into the bowels of humanity — and Timmy Boo is serving up short bursts of weirdness before heading back to Ashtabula to relocate Mama Henson and her brand-new, adjustable shitter throne. Let's
- [Partly Redneck With a Chance of Crystal Meth](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/14/partly-redneck-with-a-chance-of-crystal-meth/) - 🤯 On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with a real blast from the masturbatory past: vintage 1970s audio “trucker tapes,” complete with absurd sex talk, ridiculous dialogue, and a surprising amount of filth involving bodily fluids and cross-contaminated orifices. It’s truly a Sextastic Tuesday... on a Monday. 👵 Plus, Tim’s mom returns for
- [Red Rags and Rig Rides: More Sex Tapes from the Open Road - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/14/red-rags-and-rig-rides-more-sex-tapes-from-the-open-road-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - 🎧 Distorted View Daily: Bonus Segment – "Educate That Pussy"Originally aired: July 14, 2025 (Sideshow Exclusive) 👨‍🎓 Timmy Boo explores the dark genius of alpha male influencer grifting and the evolution of toxic masculinity content into podcast-style rage bait. Whether you’re a virgin loser, a rage-clicking liberal, or a dumb vocal fry hole nodding in
- [Trigger Me Elmo: One Muppet's Holocaust Hot Take- SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/15/trigger-me-elmo-one-muppets-holocaust-hot-take-sideshow/) - "That's How You Count, Bitch!"💊 Side effects may include anal swelling, genital yeast infections, and being serenaded by Tim’s ‘incest rap.’ 🎤 On Today’s Show: Throwback rap gets dumbed down in the best possible way A TikTok rapper teaches us how to count… to 11 Why today's music makes Tim feel like an elderly accountant
- [Canceling Witch Curses with Mr. Clean Magic Erasers](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/16/canceling-witch-curses-with-mr-clean-magic-erasers/) - Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily: 🧽 Jesus’ Secret Weapon: The Magic Eraser!Christian crackpot Katie Souza says you can wipe away demonic curses using a Mr. Clean sponge and the blood of Christ. It’s spiritual warfare meets late-night infomercial! Tim explores her latest descent into menthol-fueled madness—and kicks off the club remix
- [Miss Heroin Would Like A Word With You - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/16/miss-heroin-would-like-a-word-with-you-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - Title: From Winnipeg Whores to Yodeling for Jesus Show Summary:Tim Henson returns for a chaotic, vintage-audio-soaked bonus segment exploring the weird, wild world of Stag Party records and Christian yodeling. From dirty novelty songs about Canadian prostitutes to sermons warning about the seductive power of heroin, it’s an absurd trip through forgotten audio ephemera. Plus,
- [Road Dicks And Prostitute Queefs - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/17/road-dicks-and-prostitute-queefs-sideshow/) - On today's very full-bodied show: 🔹 Sagittarius Shawty reports back from her brothel-bedroom battlefield: A stinky unshowered john almost penetrates without a condom 🙅‍♀️ Another client stealth-jizzes all over her floor and offers to clean it “if she wants” A 6'9" dude with an anaconda dick leaves her pussy KO’d and her weekend canceled Pubes
- [Three Women, One Asshole: Prolapse Synchronization Achieved](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/18/three-women-one-asshole-prolapse-synchronization-achieved/) - Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily: 🔁 The Recycle Challenge: A livestreamer known as Theory crafts a piss-vomit smoothie using a friend's pee and his own upchuck… and then drinks it for money. Yes, this is entertainment now. Sponsored by "Recycle Gang" and the darkest corner of TikTok. 🍑 Synchronized Prolapsing Porn:
- [High Five: Innocent Workplace Interaction Or Premarital Hand Sex? - You Decide!](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/21/high-five-innocent-workplace-interaction-or-premarital-hand-sex-you-decide/) - 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Roofies, Racism, and Russian Regret 💥 On Today’s Show: 💉 Roofied by Red Bull – Meade Skelton's Chick-fil-A crush gets Cosby-coded after one too many energy drinks. 🧠 Great Moments in Church Sermons – Soccer is for queers, says one unhinged preacher in a homophobic homily. 🤢 Do Asians Smell Like
- [When Your Brother Pops A Breastfeeding Boner - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/21/when-your-brother-pops-a-breastfeeding-boner-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - 🎙 Distorted View Daily: Racist Stalking & Stuttering Sperm Showdown Bonus Sideshow Episode👉 In today’s unhinged bonus installment of DV, it’s wall-to-wall degeneracy and dysfunction as Tim dives deep into the Meade Skelton racial obsession rabbit hole, revisits a familiar baby mama-stalking lunatic, and shares a horrifying tale involving cat porn, boners, and breastfeeding. All
- [Dad Found Your Diaper Fetish Videos - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/22/dad-found-your-diaper-fetish-videos-sideshow/) - 🎙 Distorted View Daily: Sideshow Exclusive - July 22, 2025 💩 “Diaper Proof & the Trans Chanting Witch”On Today’s Episode:👶 When your dad finds out your Roblox channel includes diaper fetish content🌈 A woman tries to summon trans rights by chanting the same line 37 times🐦 Rooftop golden showers rain down from a drunken marketing
- [Even AI Chatbot Girlfriends Are Rejecting Incels](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/23/even-ai-chatbot-girlfriends-are-rejecting-incels/) - 💉 Sponsored by: Davide (Happy Birthday, ya freak!) On Today’s Episode:🔹 When AI girlfriends start rejecting the incels who love them most🔹 Grok’s filthy “mommy” mode and the dawn of gooner chatbots🔹 DV listener Davide sponsors the show, while Greg from Austin gets roasted for being cheaper than a blood clot🔹 A 1970s porno trucker
- [Checking On Clitoral Reflexes And Swampy Rectums - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/23/checking-on-clitoral-reflexes-and-swampy-rectums-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - Today’s Sideshow-exclusive episode dives headfirst into fascist grifting, swampy rectums, and musical Jesus pleas. Tim delivers a deranged buffet of political lunacy, backwoods erotica, and off-key gospel in classic DV fashion. Here's what's coming up: 🧟‍♂️ Far-Right Joker Fired, Gets Rich Fast • Connor, the openly fascist star of that viral Jubilee debate, gets canned
- [In-Flight Hand Jobs Don't Count For The Mile High Club - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/24/in-flight-hand-jobs-dont-count-for-the-mile-high-club-sideshow/) - 🎙 Distorted View Daily – July 24, 2025💩 Shit Happens, Even in Diapers 🦿 Today on the Sideshow: 💰 A legless surgeon fakes sepsis to cash in on insurance while secretly jacking off to amputation porn. Space dreams? More like stump fever. 🚽 A woman drops deuces four times in front of a pediatric clinic
- [The 1987 Penis Pump Buyers Guide](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/25/the-1987-penis-pump-buyers-guide/) - I've got a Best-Of show to hold you over until today's new episode drops in the afternoon! Segments 1. Opening News Story: Local News Anchor Eats Cat Vomit Summary: A local news anchor mistakenly eats cat vomit, thinking it’s Grape Nuts cereal, during a live broadcast. The incident spirals into comedic chaos as the anchor
- [Sex Cult Television - Now With 100% More Robot Breasts](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/25/sex-cult-television-now-with-100-more-robot-breasts/) - Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 25, 2025 🎉 It’s National Orgasm Week, Freaks!Celebrate your right to moan with 50% off at AdamAndEve.com. We’re talking vibrating nipple clamps, Newton’s Cradle-inspired cock rings, and whatever future-sex gizmos are now USB-chargeable. Use promo code FREAK to turn your nips into pleasure batteries. On Today’s Episode: ✝️
- [Pummel Me, Bro: Alpha Male Homoerotic Hug Fights](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/28/pummel-me-bro-alpha-male-homoerotic-hug-fights/) - On Today’s Episode: 🥊 Homoerotic Hug Fights: Welcome to the world of “Alpha Bro Pummeling” — when “testing your edge” means getting very, very close to your bro’s crotch. 🧑‍🎤 Meade Skelton's Fitness Coaching Fantasy: After flashing his pasty bod online, Meade wants to become your life coach, nutritionist, romance advisor, and maybe even your
- [One Star: Would Not Recommend Astral Projecting Into That Room - BONUS SEGMENT -SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/28/one-star-would-not-recommend-astral-projecting-into-that-room-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - Today on the Sideshow: 🔮 Astral Plane or Just Plain Nuts?Meade Skelton returns with a mystifying livestream featuring tales of out-of-body experiences, astral projections, and mysterious floral-clad ghost women invading his room. Could Meade be dabbling in dark metaphysical arts? Or is it just another late-night wet dream wrapped in spiritual delusion? 🎹 “Pervert Marriage”
- [Trying To Sneak In A Little Public Butt Sniffing - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/29/trying-to-sneak-in-a-little-public-butt-sniffing-sideshow/) - On Today’s Sideshow Exclusive: Cashier Job Denied? DESTROY THE STORE: A Dollar General applicant didn’t get hired, so she trashed the store, got arrested, cried, screamed, and tried to play the victim—until even her own mother sided with the cops. Bonus: Devin is officially over it. Pastor Manning Goes Off Again: He's now blaming Martin
- [Redneck Vampires Are Rising Up In The South](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/30/redneck-vampires-are-rising-up-in-the-south/) - On the Show Today: 🚨 Masturbators on every corner! Tim's Citizen app is blowing up with indecent exposures, naked CVS dancers, and mid-intersection jack-offs. It’s like Pokémon Go, but for perverts. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 He wanted a Labubu plush. She wanted it up her butt. A beautifully stupid incest porn negotiation unfolds—truly the most disturbing Pokémon trade
- [New Slur For 2025 Just Dropped - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/30/new-slur-for-2025-just-dropped-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - Topics Covered: Autism & The "Superhuman" MythTim talks about the over-romanticization of autistic individuals as "superhuman," particularly in media portrayals. He addresses the tendency to focus on one specific talent (like identifying plants or memorizing bus schedules) while neglecting basic life skills. Tim expresses frustration with how society often elevates these traits as "amazing," rather
- [When You Just Need A Hole To Stuff - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/07/31/when-you-just-need-a-hole-to-stuff-sideshow/) - Tim dives headfirst into a chaotic cesspool of degeneracy, dysfunction, and digital drama featuring: VR Wolves in Heat & Hole-Stuffing Leopards:Proximity returns with a new VRChat adventure inside a pizza parlor/nightclub hybrid full of strict rules, fragile egos, and horny furries. A leopard avatar confesses to being sexually frustrated and just wants to "stuff a
- [Sex Hungry Bitch Vs. Board Of Education](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/01/sex-hungry-bitch-vs-board-of-education/) - On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units. 🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part
- [You Hungry? This Poon Is Ripe](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/04/you-hungry-this-poon-is-ripe/) - On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units. 🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part
- [Scrotal Treatment For Your Blaque Alpha Daddy](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/05/scrotal-treatment-for-your-blaque-alpha-daddy/) - On the Show: Ball tapping is out — ball treatment is in. Today, Tim serves up a nut-centric audio buffet for sponsor Neetee, complete with black alpha daddy dominance drills. Plus: An easement dispute sends one homeowner into a full-blown stroke-scream-fence-rip rage. Fashion designer Isaac Mizrahi confirms a youthful makeout with Kevin Spacey… and somehow
- [The Zoo That Feeds Your Pets To The Lions - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/06/the-zoo-that-feeds-your-pets-to-the-lions-sideshow/) - 🎙 Distorted View Daily – August 6, 2025 – Sideshow Exclusive It’s a late but oh-so-nasty 🍑 Sextastic Tuesday and Tim’s diving headfirst into a 🤖 Brent Spiner erotic fanfic so graphic even Data’s emotion chip would short-circuit. Could this filth be penned by none other than 🥴 Gail Cord Shuler herself? The plot: ballroom
- [Dildos Raining Down at WNBA Games](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/07/dildos-raining-down-at-wnba-games/) - 🏀 Distorted View Daily – August 7th, 2025 🍉🎙️ On Today’s Episode: 🚩 The Pledge of Allegiance—Westboro Baptist Church Remix Edition! 🍉 TikTok’s Watermelon Challenge: Viral stupidity or viral racism? You decide! 🤧🍆 Blowing snot rockets on puke-soaked penises! (Just when you thought porn couldn't get grosser.) 🏀💦 How many dildos have been launched onto
- [Getting Fingered Is Just Part Of The 5 Star Dining Experience - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/08/getting-fingered-is-just-part-of-the-5-star-dining-experience-sideshow/) - Tim kicks off this Sextastic Tuesday with a sponsor request that could only come from a true DV degenerate: an AI-generated, filth-caked erotic novella pairing Kamala Harris and Joe Biden in a whirlwind of piss, scat, pegging, and Oval Office abuse. Yes, Lars from Orange County paid good money for this political porn nightmare, and
- [Which Disney Character Is Into Anonymous Raw Sex?](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/11/which-disney-character-is-into-anonymous-raw-sex/) - Today on the show:💃 Richard Simmons returns from the dead to motivate your fat ass (and sing about eclairs)💻 When your AI girlfriend turns into an accomplice in an assassination plot🐭 The shocking common ground between vintage Disney cartoons and anonymous raw sex💦 Plus, it’s Pause Load Monday — and Tim brings you a very
- [Clinging to a High Five Like It’s a Marriage Proposal - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/11/clinging-to-a-high-five-like-its-a-marriage-proposal-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - 💉 POZ Panic, Mead’s Creepy Chick-fil-A Love Song, and a Speakerphone Showdown Tim’s back for a bonus Sideshow segment after a sick week — and just in time for Poz Load Monday (yes, the jingle is stuck in his head and sometimes escapes into public spaces). Fresh from a doctor’s appointment where the bloodwork menu
- [Hand Pussy Therapy with America’s Grossest Sex Coach - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/12/hand-pussy-therapy-with-americas-grossest-sex-coach-sideshow/) - Today On The Show: ✋🍽️ Fine Dining Gets a Finger: Some people want an amuse-bouche before their appetizer—others want a pre-meal fingering right at the picnic table. Is public digital diddling the new restaurant trend? (Spoiler: The answer is “disorderly conduct.”) 📦🍆 Prime Pervert Delivery: An Amazon delivery driver in Spain goes above and beyond—right
- [“I Nuked My Diaper for Love!” – Adult Baby’s SHOCKING Microwave Poop Recipe](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/13/i-nuked-my-diaper-for-love-adult-babys-shocking-microwave-poop-recipe/) - Today's Sponsor: On Today's Show: ✝️ Holy Hookers? – Meade Skelton floats the idea of a wholesome, Christian escort service. No sex, just prayer and companionship… because apparently that’s what the market has been crying out for. 💩 PamperChew Returns – The adult baby/diaper fetishist resurfaces with new, unhinged content: vintage turd storage, microwave diaper
- [Impaling My Eyeball While Chasing a McDonald’s Breakfast Deal - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/13/impaling-my-eyeball-while-chasing-a-mcdonalds-breakfast-deal-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - 💉Distorted View Daily: Hairbrush Eye Stabbing, Breakfast Bagel Emergencies & Government-Approved Parenting 🎙 Sideshow Exclusive Bonus Segment! Today, Tim proves once again that his fine motor skills haven’t improved since infancy—jamming a hairbrush directly into his eyeball during a frantic race to secure McDonald’s bagel sandwiches before the breakfast cut-off. Was the scratch worth it?
- [Crippled Claus, Killer Karens, and Creepy Comic-Con Creepers- SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/14/crippled-claus-killer-karens-and-creepy-comic-con-creepers-sideshow/) - Today On The Show: 🎅 Crippled Claus, Culty Karens, & Comic-Con Creepers! Hey Freaks! It’s Thursday, August 14th, 2025, and today’s Sideshow exclusive is stuffed fuller than Santa’s catheter bag! On the show: Santa’s rolling in for Christmas this year… literally. Yes, Santa’s in a wheelchair and we’ve got the song to prove it. When
- [Carnivore Cum Ice Cream and Emotional Support Lattes](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/15/carnivore-cum-ice-cream-and-emotional-support-lattes/) - Today's Sponsor: Episode Summary: It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim wraps up the week with a full buffet of bizarre human behavior, social media meltdowns, and questionable culinary experiments. From Starbucks berry drink withdrawals to homemade “carnivore ice cream” with a truly primal secret ingredient, today’s show is equal parts ridiculous, gross, and oddly educational. There’s
- [When Your Penis Shadow Looms Large](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/18/when-your-penis-shadow-looms-large/) - On Today’s Show: Scientology is back on its smear-campaign bullshit—this time on TikTok, going after Leah Remini. Lesbian rap star Humpback Chunk drops a preview of her new music… and it involves choking and “nutting.” The return of Thursday Lane: he’s still addicted to white male farts, still inventing new sexual titles, and maybe still
- [Tactical Soap, Tactical Shavers, Tactical Bullshit - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/18/tactical-soap-tactical-shavers-tactical-bullshit-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - 🤖 AI Boyfriends Are Ghosting Their Users A check-in with the My Boyfriend is AI subreddit, where lonely hearts are melting down over ChatGPT’s new update. Once-flowery romantic bots are now cold coders suggesting hangman games. Heartbroken women lament: “My AI husband rejected me after 10 months of marriage…” The gut-punch? “I cannot replace real-life
- [Sucking A Worm Out Of Your Eyeball Jelly - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/19/sucking-a-worm-out-of-your-eyeball-jelly-sideshow/) - Episode Summary Tim returns for another gloriously disturbing Tuesday Sideshow, featuring stories of frog weddings gone wrong, worms wriggling in human eyeballs, and a new Christmas carol soundtrack courtesy of the extremely disabled Toby Smiles. Plus, listener voicemails on speakerphone stereotypes and the eternal debate: do you wipe sitting or standing? Highlights from Today’s Show
- [Taking A Crawl Up Satan’s Anus](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/20/taking-a-crawl-up-satans-anus/) - On Today's Show: Episode Highlights Crawl Up Satan’s Anus: A furious Christian caller leaves a scorching voicemail for her congresswoman, wishing her eternal damnation inside Satan’s rectum while lecturing about “hate crimes” and fake nails. Wrong House Rage: A man tries to kick in the wrong door demanding money, his girlfriend apologizes, and the situation
- [Cursed Redneck Marriage Ends in Chainsaws, Couches & Burnt Lasagna - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/21/cursed-redneck-marriage-ends-in-chainsaws-couches-burnt-lasagna/) - Episode Summary On today’s sideshow exclusive, Tim dives into another buffet of madness featuring delusional dream logic, cursed redneck marriages, dangerous AI diet plans, and a six-figure Pokémon habit. Plus, an update on Tim’s mom as she recovers from a hospital stay—and hallucinates about pizza, Joey, and Tim being a bad son in her dreams.
- [Semen Tainted Flutes Revisited](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/22/semen-tainted-flutes-revisited/) - On Today’s Show: It's a best of show! Enjoy, and I'll be back on Monday with a new dose of utter stupidity! Alexis K. Tyler Claps Back: The queen of sexual wisdom tears into a critic with nipple-pulling, grease-rubbing fury. Musical Money Shots: A California music teacher accused of coating kids’ flutes with semen. (Yes,
- [Welcome To IHOP, I'll Be Your Lesbian Predator](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/25/welcome-to-ihop-ill-be-your-lesbian-predator/) - On Today’s Show: Mourning the loss of another beloved U-tard: King Cobra JFS has passed away A religious drummer goes rogue and turns praise music into a personal drum solo A hot dog–costumed woman takes revenge with toilet paper An IHOP waitress moonlights as a lesbian predator on the job Episode Sponsor: Thanks to Haley’s
- [Garbage Disposal Jerk Off Sessions - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/25/garbage-disposal-jerk-off-sessions-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode 🎶 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame Nominee: An alleged military man raps about Yogi Bear’s death in a painfully misguided song. Tim dissects the flawed premise, misplaced honey references, and why this “Marine Rapper” deserves a dishonorable discharge. 🍯 Yogi vs. Winnie: Did the songwriter get his cartoon bears mixed up? Honey’s
- [Getting A Deep Whiff Of Your Ass Aura - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/26/getting-a-deep-whiff-of-your-ass-aura-sideshow/) - Episode Summary On today’s sideshow exclusive, Tim dives into another buffet of madness featuring delusional dream logic, cursed redneck marriages, dangerous AI diet plans, and a six-figure Pokémon habit. Plus, an update on Tim’s mom as she recovers from a hospital stay—and hallucinates about pizza, Joey, and Tim being a bad son in her dreams.
- [King Cucumber Gets Lost In Queen’s Coochie Cave](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/27/king-cucumber-gets-lost-in-queens-coochie-cave/) - 🎙️ On Today’s Episode: Tip Rage: Tim breaks down tipping culture run amok, from fast-casual counter service to smoothie apps demanding gratuities for handing you your own order. Dasher Corey’s Downfall: A pizza delivery caught on a Ring cam ends with “fuck you” and a lost job. Scott Wolf Family Meltdown: The Party of Five
- [When You Get That Craving For Some Homeless Turds - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/28/when-you-get-that-craving-for-some-homeless-turds-sideshow/) - On Today’s Show Racist Ads Gone Wrong → Swiss watchmaker Swatch apologizes for a slanty-eye marketing stunt in China Melania’s AI Challenge → Tim enters with his own filthy bot: MelanAI Confessions of the Filthiest → Dirty butt licker returns, plus a new homeless-shit-craving wannabe toilet freak Retail Rage → A thrift store Goodwill meltdown
- [How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/29/how-to-ruin-your-life-with-a-box-of-dildos/) - 🎙️ On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show Listener Sponsorship: Big thanks to today’s sponsor, Freeloading Fuckedtard, who has bravely requested an episode free of body fluids (we’ll see how long that lasts). Opening Rant: A furious homeowner curses out a mortgage company, invoking stomach cancer, hexes, and dildo-headed ass wipers. Truly inspirational. Linda Finkel Hall
- [FIXED AUDIO: How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/29/fixed-audio-how-to-ruin-your-life-with-a-box-of-dildos/) - 🎙️ On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show Listener Sponsorship: Big thanks to today’s sponsor, Freeloading Fuckedtard, who has bravely requested an episode free of body fluids (we’ll see how long that lasts). Opening Rant: A furious homeowner curses out a mortgage company, invoking stomach cancer, hexes, and dildo-headed ass wipers. Truly inspirational. Linda Finkel Hall
- [10 Awful Reasons to Cut Off Your Penis - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/08/29/10-awful-reasons-to-cut-off-your-penis-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - Well, I screwed up today, freaks. The main show had a little audio misalignment issue (blame my mic track shifting three seconds out of sync). But don’t worry—I fixed it and re-uploaded the corrected version to the feed. Look for the one labeled “Fixed Audio”. Trust me, it’s worth a relisten. For now, though, enjoy
- [From MAGA to Microdick: Getting Litigious Over Presidential Penis](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/01/from-maga-to-microdick-getting-litigious-over-presidential-penis/) - On Today’s Show: 🎥 DV Monday Night Movie of the Week: Claws for Alarm — a chance encounter leads to love, implants, antennules, lobster hands, and the terrifying Longostino case. 👵 Grandma insists on being eaten out — and yes, it’s just as horrifying as it sounds. 🍔 A McDonald’s patron learns a hard lesson
- [The Douche Diaries: Home Alone - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/01/the-douche-diaries-home-alone-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - On This Bonus Episode: 🏠 Timmy Boo Home Alone: Lord Douche leaves for Florida, and Tim revels in the rare joy of a week of total freedom.🥚 Egg Wars: Tim finally fires up the forbidden $10 Walmart egg cooker, jumbo eggs and all, just to spite Lord Douche.🚗 Recall Madness: While Tim’s car recall is
- [Faking Fecal Incontinence For Internet Points - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/02/faking-fecal-incontinence-for-internet-points-sideshow/) - On Today’s Show Listener-sponsored request: A Best-Of Sextastic Tuesday replay from 2007—the infamous furry wolf-cock vore story returns. Street interview spiral: “Simone,” a panhandler with unhinged, racist Aryan-Brotherhood ranting, Elon-Musk/KKK shout-outs, and oven talk. Tim processes the madness (and $10 “appearance fee”). Faking it (again): New entries in the “fake disorders” file— A self-proclaimed quadriplegic
- [The Complete Encyclopedia of Male Queefs](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/03/the-complete-encyclopedia-of-male-queefs/) - Today on the Show: Don’t mess with the Princess of Darkness—or her DID altars. A brand-new batch of dick queef (penis fart) audio research. Tourette’s TikTokers explain the delicate art of getting pierced mid-tic. A first date in Florida goes south when a sniff freak tries to run over his date after she won’t let
- [Family Feud Spills Into the Funeral Home - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/03/family-feud-spills-into-the-funeral-home-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - On This Bonus Episode: Tim’s back for a short Sideshow-exclusive ramble, and today it’s a mix of personal updates, petty victories, and plenty of bodily weirdness. Mead Watch: Bald Meltdown Pending Mead Skelton claims he’s “proud” of his age at 46, but his thinning hairline and constant youth-bragging say otherwise. A possible Mead sock-puppet email
- [Bad Dog! Sex Offender Puppy Goes for the Throat - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/04/bad-dog-sex-offender-puppy-goes-for-the-throat-sideshow/) - Episode Summary: Tim returns with a Thursday Sideshow full of dysfunctional court antics, failed small-town performances, bizarre scams, and industrial-strength pussy drilling. Plus: a sex-offender in a puppy suit gets into a strip mall fight, Mead’s sad Goochland market concert, and an elderly woman in Japan gets swindled by a “space boyfriend” in need of
- [The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/05/the-ancient-black-men-who-colonized-mars/) - Today on the Show: Cold Open: Frank’s Mom Has Had EnoughDomestic opera: “You’re my cross, you’re my misery.” Housekeeping / Sponsor Reads Adam & Eve: code FREAK Listener sponsor: Cabana Guy (requests an Insensitive Reenactment) POV: Trying to Talk to People in 2025 TikTok sketch from @GuyFieriWhore: weaponized “Um,” whisper-talking, and fear of cringe. Public
- [The Pelvic Floor is Lava: Smartphones Vs. Your Busted Butthole](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/08/the-pelvic-floor-is-lava-smartphones-vs-your-busted-butthole/) - Today on the Show: On Today’s Show: Our favorite prostitute, Sagittarius Shawty, proves once again she’s not the most gracious hostess. A new reality show contestant learns the hard way that prison doesn’t come with ChapStick. Alex Jones has a nuclear-grade meltdown over an ex-employee leaving Infowars. Plus: hemorrhoids, smartphones, and why “big toilet” needs
- [Banishing Demonic Erections - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/08/banishing-demonic-erections-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - On This Bonus Episode: Episode SummaryTim welcomes Lord Douche back from Florida, and immediately the house is plunged into chaos as discarded shampoo bottles, rancid Costco trail mix, and pink plastic ice cream spoons become sacred relics in need of preservation. Meanwhile, Alex Jones goes full celibacy mode in a nuclear rant against his ex-employee
- [Let’s Learn Some New Slurs! - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/09/lets-learn-some-new-slurs-sideshow/) - Episode Summary Today’s Sideshow exclusive dives deep into the absurd: new digital-age slurs, Pastor Manning’s latest outrageous rants as he campaigns for NYC mayor, and one man’s furious tirade against TikTok’s algorithm for shoving unwanted porn his way. Plus, a Nazi cop wannabe makes a scene at a protest, and streamers clash in Toronto over
- [The Viral Colostomy Bag Is Back On Tiktok Shop!](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/10/the-viral-colostomy-bag-is-back-on-tiktok-shop/) - Today on the Show: Cold Open “My aunt done did shit herself again” — midnight mattress disaster confessional (bedside cleanup vs. sleep debate). Sponsor tag: DV listener Lubejob (“a bucket of his diarrhea…”) + Tim’s meltdown intro montage. Sponsor Today’s Sponsor: DV listener Lubejob Requests: (1) Play the classic “Lube Job” clip; (2) “good, juicy
- [Stomp Clapping To The Gospel of Gucci Jesus - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/10/stomp-clapping-to-the-gospel-of-gucci-jesus-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - On This Bonus Episode: Hey Freaks! Tim back with you for a Sideshow-exclusive bonus segment. Today we’re stomping and clapping our way through bad music, bad theology, and even worse financial advice. Episode Highlights Stomp Clap Music 101 From The Lumineers and Imagine Dragons to Fun and Philip Phillips, Tim breaks down the “clap-clap, stomp-stomp”
- [Big Balls, Small Regrets: The Scrotox Revolution - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/11/big-balls-small-regrets-the-scrotox-revolution-sideshow/) - Featured Segments Ashcroft 9/11 ThrowbackTim commemorates the date with the haunting warble of U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft’s patriotic ballad Let the Eagle Soar. Citizen Journalists Gone WrongA self-appointed activist tries to shout down ICE, only to stumble into the path of the sex crimes unit. Spoiler: He doesn’t stop filming. Senior Citizen ShootoutA 76-year-old
- [International House of Whores & Wurst](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/12/international-house-of-whores-wurst/) - Today on the Show: On Today’s Show Birthday requests and DV memories from longtime freaks. International Edition (per sponsor Whimsical) Germany’s booming sausage vending machine industry. Amsterdam’s massive porn convention: burnout, AI sex avatars, and performers hospitalized after 583-man gang bangs. Japan’s now-defunct “Rental Kowaihito” service letting you hire intimidating tough guys to settle disputes.
- [Poca-Hot Mess: A Disney Princess Meltdown](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/15/poca-hot-mess-a-disney-princess-meltdown/) - Today on the Show: Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week from Ashtabula with a shorter Monday show, but still packed with strange clips, bizarre arrests, and completely unhinged behavior. We start with the shocking (and sad) downfall of Irene Bedard, the voice actress behind Disney’s Pocahontas, who was caught on police bodycam footage shouting
- [Salt-Rimmed Dick Trick Leaves Vaginas on Fire - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/16/salt-rimmed-dick-trick-leaves-vaginas-on-fire-sideshow/) - Episode Summary Tim brings the freaks another twisted Sideshow edition, featuring salty erections, racist city council meltdowns, itchy seductions, and a cameraman who decided the best restroom was the clearance rack. Add in a YouTube PSA on butt crumbs and a classic stag record with itchy crotches and ramrods, and you’ve got peak DV depravity.
- [Mysteries of the Easily Explainable](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/17/mysteries-of-the-easily-explainable/) - On Today's Show: Emotional Support Beverage asked for a replay of DV from August 30, 2013—the one with Tim’s drunk-lady rant and a Vianetta aside for the ages. Tim opens with context on the long, weird history of the fancy-not-fancy ice-cream loaf (MIA in the U.S. back then; back on shelves in the late 2010s—availability
- [7-Eleven Cage Match: Uber Eats vs. Store Goblin - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/18/7-eleven-cage-match-uber-eats-vs-store-goblin-sideshow/) - Episode Summary Tim returns from his Ashtabula trip with stories about his mom’s health scare, Lord Douche conspiracy theories, and another round of domestic chaos. Meanwhile, the freak community is convinced “Rod or Pay” might actually be Lord Douche (complete with anagram evidence). Plus, Meade Skelton mourns Charlie Kirk with a painfully earnest ballad, a
- [Chub Rub in the Magic Kingdom](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/19/chub-rub-in-the-magic-kingdom/) - On Today’s Show Cold Open / Fake Ads Hooligans / Hoolihans/ Hannigan’s / Lannigals / Bannister’s / Bennigan’s: Caldessavilles drunkiverse expands (speed pukatoriums, propane “napalm kamikazes,” AA chip trade-ups, full-contact bowling, DUI derby). Tim’s Life / Ashtabula Update Mom doing “as good as could be expected”: infection/“water on the brain” cleared; scan shows significant shrinkage
- [The Ghost With the Most (Pussy Squirt)](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/22/the-ghost-with-the-most-pussy-squirt/) - On Today’s Show: Craigslist Courtship, Cheryl-Style: Cheryl Murkowski recites a very real, very caps-locked personal ad. Spoiler: please have all your damn teeth. Principal on Crack? A Pennsylvania middle school principal goes full meth-head philosopher at a community event, screaming about socks while students film. Paid leave never looked so easy. Porn Beetlejuice Becomes Pussy
- [Glory Hole Start-Up Shuts Down - From Spunk To Defunct - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/23/glory-hole-start-up-shuts-down-from-spunk-to-defunct-sideshow/) - On Today's Show Intro & Sideshow openerTim welcomes freaks, notes this week’s shorter runtime, and tees up adult-entertainment “horror” clips and the day’s stories. Broadway parody: Silence, the Silence of the LambsA filthy musical-style bit riffing on Silence of the Lambs with intentionally outrageous lyrics. UK face-sitting fetish clip (adult content)A large British woman face-sits
- [Why Is My Sperm Hole Twitching?](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/24/why-is-my-sperm-hole-twitching/) - On The Show Today: 🌀 Why is my sperm hole twitching? — New research suggests the first buttholes were sperm shooters, not poop chutes. Vindication for the gays! 🦴 Beef Bone Mania Returns — Our morbidly obese, Christ-fueled “bodybuilder” rises from the ashes to perform “squats” with a five-pound bone. Comments section goes biblical. ✝️
- [Forced To Watch Ads for Public Restroom Toilet Paper - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/25/forced-to-watch-ads-for-public-restroom-toilet-paper-welcome-to-dystopia-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Voicemails & Listener CallsA handful of patron voicemails: fan reactions to best-of episodes, rants about past language used on the show, meetup notes from listeners, and a caller breaking down the difference between “hot wifing” and cuckolding (calm, intelligent explanation that Tim appreciates). Meade Skelton Music UpdateTim teases multiple songs from Meade
- [Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show Rapture)](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/26/jesus-is-an-ugly-crier-and-sorry-about-that-no-show-rapture/) - Today on the Show 🎵 World Premiere: Meade Skelton debuts the official Distorted View song (with a historic “fucked up” from Meade himself) ✝️ Rapture-palooza: TikTok prophets, crying-Jesus channelers, and post-September-24th cope 🧪 Liquid Ass Attack: A fart-spray fiend costs a school district ~$55k 🎄 AI Smut Ornaments: Mickey & Minnie (and friends) get extremely
- [Polyamory, Poly-Felony In The Double Wide Trailer Of Domestic Horrors](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/29/polyamory-poly-felony-in-the-double-wide-trailer-of-domestic-abuse/) - On Today's Show: Tim kicks off the week with: a cheeseburger-fueled stabbing, a trailer-park throuple meltdown, Starbucks as culture-war Thunderdome, and Trump signal-boosting an obviously fake “med bed” AI video using his own fake voice. Plus: a brief (good!) mom/cancer update, UK listeners trolling Tim into doing UK content, a cyclist shoved into a canal,
- [Bizzle Gizzle Butthole Drizzle - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/29/bizzle-gizzle-butthole-drizzle-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - On This Bonus Episode: 💀 Colitis & Curses: Mead belches, apologizes, and rebukes demons while considering life beyond chicken sandwiches. 🎶 “Fucked Up” A Cappella: By popular request, an isolated loop of Mead saying “fucked up.” Sweet, sweet profanity from a man of God. 🎵 Genre-Bending Mead: What happens when you feed Mead’s wholesome DV
- [Kissing My Butt Hairs Will Cost You Extra - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/09/30/kissing-my-butt-hairs-will-cost-you-extra-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 🎙 Cold Open: CB Walker’s Psychic Energy Chaos CB gets accused of spreading chlamydia. A caller runs down a list of insults (“stupid, ugly, I can smell your pussy”) while CB calmly transcribes it like a roast stenographer. Pure unhinged energy to set the tone. 👨🏻‍🦲 Alex “Adolf” Jones and His Hitler
- [Lesbians Brutalized By a Drive-By Farting](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/01/lesbians-brutalized-by-a-drive-by-farting/) - On Today's Show: Tim kicks off October with one of the most sadistic “Test of Patience” bits yet—an extended, soul-crushing string of parody covers of Cherebra Venti’s viral 2015 anthem “I Don’t Know.” Every possible genre gets the treatment: Top 40 pop, ska revival, throat singing, nu-metal, redneck country, even a Christian praise remix where
- [Pred Catch Babies: YouTube’s Next Big Thing - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/01/pred-catch-babies-youtubes-next-big-thing-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - On This Bonus Segment Show:Today’s show starts with a nostalgic dive into the forgotten background characters of Sesame Street—the “yep-yep” aliens and the creepy old typewriter who would make zero sense to kids today. Tim imagines a modern replacement: a racist smartphone who just screams slurs instead of “noon-noon.” From there, things spiral into the
- [Maximum Panty Burn: The Wedgie Machine Chronicles - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/02/maximum-panty-burn-the-wedgie-machine-chronicles-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: Tim opens the show by admitting the audio posted late (and blaming his “lost” microphone), before diving into today’s main theme: the strange, thriving online niche of wedgie porn. We hear about Girl Gets Wedgie From Dog 2 (privated, of course) and why the “unavailable” videos always sound like the best ones.
- [The Prolapse Cannoli](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/03/the-prolapse-cannoli/) - On Today’s Show: 🎶 A Sweet Transvestite Goes SourA listener favorite returns with a disastrous cover of Rocky Horror’s Sweet Transvestite. It’s more “sweet fistite” than sweet transvestite. 🍰 The Prolapse CannoliHunger FF’s latest creation: whipped cream, a prolapsed asshole, and one very hungry bottom. Yes, there’s video. 🛒 Motorized Cart Grand Theft AutoFlorida woman
- [Mr. Terminator’s Swan Genocide: A Love Story](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/06/mr-terminators-swan-genocide-a-love-story/) - 🌿 Show Sponsor Today’s episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored sips for a feel-good buzz. Zero calories, zero sugar, zero alcohol—just promo code FREAK for 20% off. https://shop.getgoodfeels.com/ 🎙️ On Today’s Episode Frankie the Antisemitic Vampire:Frankie McDonald rises from the dead—fangs in,
- [Deep State Diarrhea Beams: Controlling Your Bowels From Outer Space - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/07/deep-state-diarrhea-beams-controlling-your-bowels-from-outer-space-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: When Your AI Boyfriend Ghosts You: Heartbroken chatbot lovers vent about ChatGPT 5’s “cold and robotic” upgrade, lost memories, and non-existent sex lives. Satellite Man’s New Weapon: Forget teeth drilling—he’s allegedly firing diarrhea beams now. Cooking Soup the Wrong Way: Meet the genius who heated an unopened can on his stovetop. (Spoiler:
- [Taylor Swift Got Dickmatized By That Good Wood](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/08/taylor-swift-got-dickmatized-by-that-good-wood/) - 🌿 Show Sponsor Today’s episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored sips for a feel-good buzz. Zero calories, zero sugar, zero alcohol—just promo code FREAK for 20% off. https://shop.getgoodfeels.com/ On Today's Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes… featuring “Tim Henson from Distorted View” Snow
- [Make Your Ass Crack Smell Like Freedom - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/09/make-your-ass-crack-smell-like-freedom-sideshow/) - 🧠 Episode Summary Tim kicks off this Sideshow-exclusive episode with a blast from the past — a classic “Demolition Guy Raped Me” gay porn audio that sparks yet another breakdown of just how naïve these fictional twinks really are. From dubious “doctors” offering rimjobs as medical treatment to Trump’s new fragrance line that allegedly captures
- [Aunt Flo-rida Makes The Tampons Rain](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/10/aunt-flo-rida-makes-the-tampons-rain/) - On Today's Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes… featuring “Tim Henson from Distorted View” Snow Plow Show Ep. 889: “The Dings Are Never Ending.” Brad keeps name-dropping Tim during fake “dinged your car” calls in Cincinnati, alleging Tim was handcuffed to a side mirror and tried to Slim-Jim a car for loose change. Callers threaten lawsuits;
- [Mystery of the Upper Butthole](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/13/mystery-of-the-upper-butthole/) - On Today's Show: Sponsor: Good Feels THC-infused seltzer — use promo code FREAK for 20% off at shop.getgoodfeels.com (21+) Which one of Tim’s siblings has a… bonus hole? Why winning the lottery might be the fastest way to wreck your life A police standoff settled with a Dairy Queen Blizzard “Helping a duck get away
- [Teenage Mutant Deepthroating Turtles, Cowabunga! - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/13/teenage-mutant-deepthroating-turtles-cowabunga-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - On This Bonus Segment Show:🐢 Cowabunga! Porn Parodies Gone Green Tim dives into EFUKT’s latest compilation, starting with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle porn parody that features “tubular titties” and dildo-fueled pizza parties. There’s also an overachieving cum cannon that defies physics and a cheating boyfriend who multitasks by phoning his girlfriend mid-thrust. It’s all
- [From Incel Hymns to Trans Messiah: The Chris Chan Ascension - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/14/from-incel-hymns-to-trans-messiah-the-chris-chan-ascension-sideshow/) - On Today's Show: 🧠 Mead Skelton’s Holy Email War Mead sends Tim a random “Jesus loves you” email, sparking another round of passive-aggressive religious warfare. Tim theorizes Mead’s recent “weight loss” is actually the result of being ill, not healthy living. The feud continues: demons, donuts, and diarrhea. ✝️ Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime
- [Artificial Intelligence, Genuine Erection](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/15/artificial-intelligence-genuine-erection/) - On Today's Show: 🧠 On Today’s Episode: Masturbation for Science!Tim checks to make sure his dick’s still operational. It’s all about male health and quality control, folks.➤ “Sometimes it’s not about pleasure—it’s a systems check.” Confessions of an Old Lady WalkerTim celebrates a massive weight loss milestone (70 pounds!) and the thrill of fitting into
- [An ICE Uno Reverse, Señor! - BONUS SEGMENT - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/15/an-ice-uno-reverse-senor-bonus-segment-sideshow/) - On This Bonus Segment Show:💻 The Great Network Meltdown of 2025 Tim kicks off a short bonus show by recounting a midnight tech disaster: his home’s wired network goes down while Lord Douche is in Florida, triggering a long-distance IT meltdown. What follows is a symphony of FaceTime frustration, flickering patch panels, and 4% phone
- [Merkin Me Crazy: Introducing The Pubic Hair Thong - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/16/merkin-me-crazy-introducing-the-pubic-hair-thong-sideshow/) - 🎙️ Episode Summary Tim Henson returns with a Thursday Sideshow exclusive packed with bizarre arrests, deranged pickup artists, and the triumphant return of the Merkin. From a drunk woman’s self-arrest to Kim Kardashian’s new “pubic hair thong,” it’s another deeply twisted day in the Distorted View universe. 🧩 On Today’s Show Pre-Arrested: A woman makes
- [Halloween Trick-or-Treat Pussy](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/17/halloween-trick-or-treat-pussy/) - Sponsor: Old Glory — use code FREAK for 15% off at OldGlory.com On Today's Show: 🧠 On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show A Houston ICU nurse gets a DWI and goes full Racist Nurse Ratched in the back of a squad car—then gets canned. Alexis K. Tyler’s latest live: generational drama, GWP (grown-woman pussy), “jack-o’-lantern”
- [Blasphemous To The Future](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/20/blasphemous-to-the-future/) - Sponsor: ⁠Quantum Energy Squares⁠ — 10g of protein, 100mg caffeine. Use code FREAK for 25% off. On Today's Show: 🧠 On Today’s Episode: 🎡 Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week with chaos, caffeine, and a spin of the Wheel of Misery after listener Rafael’s incomprehensible sponsorship note. The punishment: Ten Annoying Voices Throughout the
- [Getting Busted For Nonconcensual Masturbation - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/21/getting-busted-for-nonconcensual-masturbation-sideshow/) - 🧠 Today on the Show Tim dives headfirst into one of the strangest moral panics to ever hit Reddit — women furious about being “non-consensually masturbated to.” Yes, apparently even your own boyfriend needs written permission before thinking about you while jerking off. Tim explores this absurd new frontier of sexual “thought crimes” and introduces
- [Bleach Demons, Butt Breathing, And Size XL Death Fat](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/22/bleach-demons-butt-breathing-and-size-xl-deathfat/) - On the Show Today: 💩 Around the world in 80 scat clips 😭 Mead Skelton’s tear-soaked livestream and demonic tree hallucinations 🍔 King Ass Ripper returns with a mayo-soaked food binge 🛏 When your smart bed tries to roast you alive 🍑 The medical marvel of butt-breathing 💿 Plus: a CPS-hating SoundCloud dad, fat-privilege categories,
- [From Fatphobia to Felonies: America, the Beautiful - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/23/from-fatphobia-to-felonies-america-the-beautiful-sideshow/) - It’s a wild Thursday Sideshow exclusive of Distorted View Daily — sponsored in a rare double-feature by both Greg from Austin and The Wife from Austin, celebrating their 16th wedding anniversary and listener Gauntlet’s birthday. Tim celebrates the only way he knows how: with fat activists on oxygen, penile surgery performed in a Toyota Corolla,
- [Hentai Pornstar Pokemon Cards As A Form Currency](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/24/hentai-pornstar-pokemon-cards-as-a-form-currency/) - On Today's Show: Cold Open Listener voicemail: A DV “bloody tampon” story got played during an NYU class for a creative-writing analysis. The prof called it “well-written,” everyone else gagged. 🩸📚 Sponsors & Support Quantum Energy Squares — 10g protein, 100mg caffeine. Code: FREAK for 25% off at QuantumSquares.com. Listener Sponsor: Raphael (again!)—this time with
- [Strip-Club Skeletons And Malaria Water With A Lemon Twist](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/27/strip-club-skeletons-and-malaria-water-with-a-lemon-twist/) - On Today's Show: Today's Sponsor: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week - Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow!
- [The Incredible Magnetic Bowel Rapture- SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/28/the-incredible-magnetic-bowel-rapture-sideshow/) - 🎙️ On Today's Show: Tim Henson opens this Sideshow-exclusive Tuesday edition of Distorted View Daily by proudly announcing DV’s new text hotline — the unforgettable 4HAIRYCUNT mobile line (that’s 442-479-2868). You can now text in your freaky finds, filthy thoughts, and cursed memes directly to Tim. From there, the show dives deep into hell—literally—with a
- [Cum Allergies & Other Seasonal Ailments](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/29/cum-allergies-other-seasonal-ailments/) - 🩸 Episode Summary Tim checks in with a quick update and assures listeners he’s not dead—just perfecting the latest steaming pile of mediocrity. While waiting for the brand-new DV episode later in the day, he dusts off a Halloween-themed best-of filled with demonic campaign ads, horny ghost lovers, rapping vampires, and Vincent Price dropping witchy
- [My New Car Is Asking To See My Tits - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/10/30/my-new-car-is-asking-to-see-my-tits-sideshow/) - On Today’s Show The Motherf*ing Accuser Returns:** Our favorite fundie-chic grocery-store scourge resurfaces and melts down in the aisles. Cape, “dirty pillows,” and tit-smite theology discussed at length. Cow Dung Cures (…Sure, Jan): A doc clip on beliefs that cow urine/dung/milk “purify” and even cure cancer. A very polite man eats a dung Goober on
- [Wikipedia Pedo Panic and the Auschwitz Halloween Parade Float Oopsie](https://distortedview.com/2025/11/05/wikipedia-pedo-panic-and-the-auschwitz-halloween-parade-float-oopsie/) - On Today's Show: Tim delivers a packed midweek show filled with vengeance, vile curses, AI abortions, and bowel emergencies. Sponsored by “Freeloading Fucktard,” today’s DV opens with a dramatic, Shakespearean-style monologue addressed to “Aaron,” a former friend who betrayed a fellow listener — ending with a literal shit curse. From there, the show spirals into
- [Tropical Smegma And Beachy Dick Cheese - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/11/06/tropical-smegma-and-beachy-dick-cheese-sideshow/) - 🎙️ On Today's Show: Tim Henson opens this Sideshow-exclusive Tuesday edition of Distorted View Daily by proudly On Today’s Show: Mead Skelton officially loses his marbles and begs for a padded room A South Carolina man gets caught coked up and pantless at church A puking, pissing Arizona judge resigns after going full Florida Chinese
- [The Minivan Messiah And His Divine Dumpster Queen - VIDEOCAST](https://distortedview.com/2025/11/07/the-minivan-messiah-and-his-divine-dumpster-queen-videocast/) - On Today's Show: 🧠 Episode Summary Tim dives deep into the deranged world of Bob Hickman, the Indianapolis cult oddity who famously claims that “God entered into my body like a body my same size, like me floating into you or you floating into me.” From his self-painted “holy van” to his vibrating skin and
- [Presidential Fuck Machine, Abraham Lincoln: Emancipator of Tight Assholes](https://distortedview.com/2025/11/10/presidential-fuck-machine-abraham-lincoln-emancipator-of-tight-assholes/) - On Today's Show: Tim opens with a fresh intro explaining why you’re getting a classic instead of a new show: Weekend trip to visit his mom in Ashtabula turns into a rental car disaster Stranded with a busted rental, five-hour delay, and useless Enterprise locations Learns only airport rental counters are open on weekends Forced
- [Sperm Vending Machine: Freshly Dispensed Daddy Goo](https://distortedview.com/2025/11/10/sperm-vending-machine-freshly-dispensed-daddy-goo/) - On Today's Show: 🚗 Rental Car & Tire Nightmare Tim explains why you got a “best of” earlier in the day: he was stranded thanks to a leaking tire on a rental RAV4. Gets blown off by “tire experts,” waits over four hours at Discount Tire while other black RAV4s jump the line, and slowly
- [Chew Wad Projecticles: A Redneck’s Guide to Conflict Resolution - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/11/11/chew-wad-projecticles-a-rednecks-guide-to-conflict-resolution-sideshow/) - 🎙️ On Today's Show: Cold Open / Dr. Phil Parody:Tim appears on Dr. Phil as a “smoke alarm low on batteries” who beeps every 15 seconds and still somehow manages to sleep through an actual apartment fire. Dr. Phil threatens to “install” two AA batteries where the sun don’t shine. “You Don’t Want Candy Because
- [Hitler’s Lonely Little Testicle](https://distortedview.com/2025/11/12/hitlers-lonely-little-testicle/) - On Today's Show: On Today’s Show: Mead Skelton Wants The Asylum (But Not Really) Mead uploads (and quickly deletes) a video begging to be locked in a mental institution. Tim explains why you should always locally save meltdowns from your favorite lolcows. Mead rebrands into a “Xennial” and revisits his long line of “eccentric” relatives,
- [BBW Thunder Dumps: A Fart Bottom Speaks - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/11/13/bbw-thunder-dumps-a-fart-bottom-speaks-sideshow/) - 🎙️ On Today's Show: Distorted View shambles in a little late thanks to Tim’s ongoing car disasters, but your Sideshow Thursday is fully loaded: dangerous jogging advice, a homicidal mall Santa, racist Florida homeowners, and an in-depth exploration of men who want to be crop-dusted into oblivion. In today’s episode: “Don’t Run” TikTok Doctor vs.
- [Fortnite Slurs, Fursuit Politics, and a Smoke Alarm of Poverty](https://distortedview.com/2025/11/14/fortnite-slurs-fursuit-politics-and-a-smoke-alarm-of-poverty/) - On Today's Show: Today's episode of Distorted View Daily is brought to you by AdamAndEve.com — your final chance to use promo code FREAK for 50% off nearly any item, plus free gifts and free shipping. Go fill those holes for the holidays. Hey Freaks! Tim back at the end of the week with a
- [Celebrity Pubic Hair Arsonist](https://distortedview.com/2025/11/17/celebrity-pubic-hair-arsonist/) - On Today's Show: On today’s show: “6–7” is Satanic NowTim dives into the extremely online Christian meltdown over kids chanting “6-7” from a dumb TikTok meme. Somehow this turns into a conspiracy web involving Greek gods, vaccines, Trump, homosexuality, slot machines, 666 vs 777, ICE, and the usual “won’t someone think of the children” panic.
- [Come Quick! The Washing Machine Just Vomited - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/11/18/come-quick-the-washing-machine-just-vomited-sideshow/) - 🎙️ On Today's Show: Today’s Sideshow horrors include: 🧽 Semen Latte & the Manning MeltdownRevisiting Pastor Manning’s Starbucks semen conspiracy, his disastrous performance as a NYC mayoral write-in, and his decades-long ranting about laziness, welfare, and “government owes you sneakers.” Tim wonders if Manning’s real problem is that no one – especially Black voters –
- [Hemorrhoid Concealer for the Active Asshole](https://distortedview.com/2025/11/19/hemorrhoid-concealer-for-the-active-asshole/) - 🎙️ On Today's Show: Tim returns for a Wednesday packed with fragile masculinity, cursed cosmetics, Disney cultists, and a Florida threesome meltdown. AdamAndEve.com is wrapping up their DV sponsorship, so Tim urges you to snag your discounted sex toys with promo code FREAK. MEN’S “NOT MAKEUP” MAKEUPTim reviews a social media ad for KLYR, a
- [Epstein’s Egg Dick: A Lemon Shaped Pedo Penis - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/11/20/epsteins-egg-dick-a-lemon-shaped-pedo-penis-sideshow/) - 🎙️ On Today's Show: • The Nazi Streamer Who Got GroundedRiz Society—a 22-year-old unemployed racist streaming from his childhood bedroom—gets kicked out by his fed-up parents. Mom’s crying, dad’s screaming, doors are slamming, and the future Führer flees the house while whining about “preserving his people.” DV breaks down the delicious family drama. • Mead
- [Bondage Lessons From An AI Toy Bear: Meet Teddy Fuckspin](https://distortedview.com/2025/11/21/bondage-lessons-from-an-ai-toy-bear-meet-teddy-fuckspin/) - On Today's Show: 🎄 Holiday Horniness with Adam & EveTim kicks things off by reminding freaks to cram those stockings (and other orifices) with toys from AdamAndEve.com using promo code FREAK for 50% off, free gifts, and free shipping. Extra attention paid to the deeply red, very Christmassy PDX Elite Suckgasm Masturbator and its 25
- [Emergency CAT Scan for Breakfast | Swallowing a Glass Straw Shard & JD Vance's Spotify Leak | DV Daily - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/11/25/emergency-cat-scan-for-breakfast-swallowing-a-glass-straw-shard-jd-vances-spotify-leak-dv-daily-sideshow/) - A woman swallows a glass straw shard, leading to an emergency CAT scan. Plus, Tim reacts to the alleged leak of JD Vance's controversial Spotify playlists.
- [Tick Avalanche at Tourette's Camp | Clearing the Backlog of Listener Voicemails | DV Daily](https://distortedview.com/2025/11/26/tick-avalanche-at-tourettes-camp-clearing-the-backlog-of-listener-voicemails-dv-daily/) - On Today's Show: Thanks to today’s sponsor, longtime freak Alirio, we’re finally tackling the massive backlog of DV voicemails — and we’re starting all the way back in 2017. Yes, Tim chokes on mucus, dredges up ancient listener messages, resurrects dead callers, goes off on a Tourette’s documentary detour, and somehow still barely gets through
- [Inhumane Pussy Lips and the Women Who Have Them - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/11/28/inhumane-pussy-lips-and-the-women-who-have-them-sideshow/) - 🎙️ On Today's Show- Tim wraps up Black Friday with plumbing disasters, cursed crotches, deranged TikTokers, a racist Campbell’s exec, and an AI that really wants beef jerky. Cold Open / Believer-Size Workout Christian workout audio: “believer’s size” crab-walk exercises for Christ. Tim kicks off the show, reminding you this one’s Sideshow-only. Thanksgiving at Home
- [Taco Bell Ground Beef Vomit Blues: Live From the Bathroom Floor](https://distortedview.com/2025/11/28/taco-bell-ground-beef-vomit-blues-live-from-the-bathroom-floor/) - On Today's Show: Tim kicks things off with a Black Friday mega-sale announcement and a reminder that fun shopping is mandatory. Sideshow memberships are massively discounted (33% off monthly, yearly & lifetime). Plus, the 2025 Distorted View Store is officially open with new merch, embroidered hats, shirts, drinkware, pillows, and more. After the sales pitch
- [Cam Girl STD Confessions, Human Washing Machines & MAGA Cock Trainers](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/01/cam-girl-std-confessions-human-washing-machines-maga-cock-trainers/) - On Today's Show: On Today’s Show 🎵 DV Store Holiday Jingle Musical intro promoting the updated DV store: hoodies, mugs, and an anime pillow you can defile in comfort. Reminder: it’s “the first place to always find some dumb stupid shit.” 🍫 Ferrero Rocher Butt Porn Tim talks about “innovative” porn that can’t make it
- [True Crime: Baby-Talking Murderer Exposed in Court Audio - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/02/true-crime-baby-talking-murderer-exposed-in-court-audio-sideshow/) - 🎙️ On Today's Show- On Today’s Show: The Bisque Sink Butterbell:Tim’s “forced” kitchen reno continues as Lord Douche turns a simple sink purchase into a weeks-long nightmare. Composite vs. stainless, bisque vs. biscuit, overmount vs. undermount, 50/50 vs. 70/30 splits, “workspace” sinks you’ll never use, and why Tim is destined to buy and return five
- [Vape Like a Corpse: Japan’s ‘Zombie Juice’ Craze Explained](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/03/vape-like-a-corpse-japans-zombie-juice-craze-explained/) - On Today's Show: On Today’s Show: On the show today: FINAL DAY FOR “WEDNESDAY” SALE:Tim invents a brand new holiday just to grift you: Wednesday — the last chance to snag Sideshow memberships at Black Friday/Cyber Monday pricing: $6 monthly $60 yearly $300 lifetime (no more recurring charges, you cheap pigs) Kitchen Reno From Hell:
- [The Girl With the Dragon Dildo Collection](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/04/the-girl-with-the-dragon-dildo-collection/) - On Today's Show: Tim pops in with a quick update: today’s Sideshow-exclusive episode is running a little behind schedule, so this morning you’re getting a Best Of — and for once, everyone gets to hear it. Sideshow freaks, don’t panic: your new episode will still hit later this afternoon. Friday’s show should drop at the
- [Time To Re-Apply Your Vaginal Lipstick - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/04/time-to-re-apply-your-vaginal-lipstick-sideshow/) - 🎙️ On Today's Show- On Today’s Show: DOWNLOAD SIDESHOW EXCLUSIVE EPISODE
- [Angel-Ass Booty Holes, Piss Kinks, and The No Pussy Pledge](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/05/angel-ass-booty-holes-piss-kinks-and-the-no-pussy-pledge/) - On Today's Show: On today’s show: 💋 Hand Pussy & “Podcasturbation” Guy ReturnsRichard is back with a fresh episode of his masturbation-only show, complete with “hand pussy” talk, baby voice humiliation, and a formal “No Pussy Pledge” for self-described beta male wankers. Tim reads the pledge, riffs on the mantras, and imagines Mr. Rogers calmly
- [You Know You’re in Love When Your Anal Glands Release – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/08/you-know-youre-in-love-when-your-anal-glands-release-distorted-view-daily-comedy-podcast/) - On Today's Show: Distorted View Daily Show Notes – Monday, December 8, 2025Host: Tim HensonEpisode type: Free show / Adult comedy podcast / NSFW bizarre news, internet weirdos & Christmas misery It’s the start of the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and Tim is kicking off the holidays by dangling promo codes in front
- [Your Ass Still Stinks, Bro: Live From The Hygiene Town Hall - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/09/your-ass-still-stinks-bro-live-from-the-hygiene-town-hall-sideshow/) - 🎙️ On Today's Show- On Today’s Show: On today’s Sideshow-exclusive episode, Tim dives headfirst into hygiene hell, alien organ-harvesting conspiracies, whisper-sung cover songs, and a racist Cinnabon meltdown that somehow turned into a six-figure payday. The show kicks off in the darkest corner of Reddit’s Hygiene subreddit, where a 21-year-old man seeks help for chronic
- [Electric Rectum, Escort Meltdown & Frying Pan Attack – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/10/electric-rectum-escort-meltdown-frying-pan-attack-distorted-view-daily-comedy-podcast/) - On Today's Show: Distorted View Daily NSFW comedy podcast • weird news • Florida man crime • electric rectum pain • Sagittarius Shaughty sponge saga Today’s midweek freak-show is packed with medical misery, bad life choices, and holiday deals: 🎁 12 Deals of DV: Hat DayTim kicks things off with a limited-time merch deal: get
- [Pastor Brings Back Anti-Gay Slurs + a Founding Father’s Filthy Mouth – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/12/pastor-brings-back-anti-gay-slurs-a-founding-fathers-filthy-mouth-distorted-view-daily-comedy-podcast/) - On Today's Show: Distorted View Daily – Friday, December 12, 2025 Comedy Podcast | Bizarre News | Offensive Humor | Satire Today’s 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily brings you $5 off the Distorted View semi-automatic (not a gun) foldable umbrella. Head to shop.distortedview.com and use promo code WET (W-E-T) to save $5 today only.
- [REPOST - Keyboard Pubic Wig, Florida Hog Tartare & Alien Sex Experiments – SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/12/keyboard-pubic-wig-florida-hog-tartare-alien-sex-experiments-sideshow/) - 🎙️ On Today's Show- DV Daily: 12/11/25 SIDESHOW NOTE: There was a technical glitch that caused this episode to NOT appear in some podcast apps. Keyboard From Hell Tim finally pops the keycaps off his beloved mechanical keyboard and discovers a matted pelt of hair, skin flakes, beard dandruff, and years of filth fused into
- [Acid Enema Warning + Ohio’s Most Rejected Vanity Plates – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/15/acid-enema-warning-ohios-most-rejected-vanity-plates-distorted-view-daily-comedy-podcast/) - On Today's Show: DDistorted View Daily — Monday, December 15, 2025 (Show Notes) Kick off the week with 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and a fresh batch of filth, freaks: $3 off ALL Distorted View mugs (including new designs like Rimjob Raccoon) using promo code LATTE (L-A-T-T-E) at shop.distortedview.com. Today’s Highlights (aka: why your
- [Acid Wash Dicks And Cunnilingus In The Winn Dixie Parking Lot - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/16/acid-wash-dicks-and-cunnilingus-in-the-winn-dixie-parking-lot-sideshow/) - 🎙️ On Today's Show- It’s another Sideshow-exclusive episode of Distorted View Daily, and things immediately spiral into listener feuds, public sex crimes, acid-related genital trauma, and the triumphant return of one of DV’s most confidently delusional legends. The episode kicks off with the beginning of what may become a full-blown listener sponsorship war. After a
- [Satan’s Steamy Phone Sex Chat + Frankie McDonald, AI, and the Epstein Question – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/17/satans-steamy-phone-sex-chat-frankie-mcdonald-ai-and-the-epstein-question-distorted-view-daily-comedy-podcast/) - On Today's Show: Distorted View Daily – Wednesday, December 17, 2025 (Sideshow tease + Distorted News)Promo: Get $5 off the “Satan Away” t-shirt in the DV store — use promo code SATANAWAY (today only).Keywords: Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson, DV Sideshow, Satan Away shirt, Frankie McDonald AI, Zootopia 2 snake trend, Indonesian pit viper, Florida
- [Road Rage Diarrhea Justice - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/18/road-rage-diarrhea-justice-sideshow/) - 🎙️ On Today's Show- Distorted View Daily – Sideshow ExclusiveThursday, December 18, 2025Hosted by Tim Henson On today’s Sideshow-exclusive episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson unloads on internet harassment, political trolling, road-rage diarrhea justice, and a truly brutal parade of failed comedy. The episode kicks off with commentary on viral videos targeting retail workers,
- [I’ll Kill Your Children for Christmas + Razor Blade Bread & Diaper Dogs – Distorted View Daily](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/19/ill-kill-your-children-for-christmas-razor-blade-bread-diaper-dogs-distorted-view-daily/) - On Today's Show: Deal of the Day: $5 off Distorted View pint glasses — grab the classic DV pint glass or the Tainted Broth frosted pint glass. Use promo code BUZZ at shop.distortedview.com (today only). Kick off the weekend with a holiday-flavored chaos buffet: Tim issues an apology that somehow makes everything worse, shouts out
- [Pokémon Go Gym Meltdown + Target Parking Lot Perv – Distorted View Daily](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/22/pokemon-go-gym-meltdown-target-parking-lot-perv-distorted-view-daily/) - On Today's Show: Distorted View Daily – Monday, December 22, 2025Day 11 & 12 of the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily Christmas week kicks off with a stacked episode as Tim Henson wraps up the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and dives headfirst into deranged news, internet lunacy, listener chaos, and the triumphant
- [Grandpa’s Volcano Dick + The 14-Inch Ass Disaster - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/23/grandpas-volcano-dick-the-14-inch-ass-disaster-sideshow/) - 🎙️ On Today's Show- Distorted View Daily – Tuesday, December 23, 2025 Sideshow Exclusive | Christmas Eve Eve Chaos Edition It’s the final new episode of Distorted View Daily before Christmas, and Tim Henson sends Sideshow members into the holidays the only way he knows how: with green ooze, stuck dildos, deranged pastors, and AI
- [Shit Lump Intervention](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/24/shit-lump-intervention/) - On Today's Show: Distorted View Daily – Christmas Eve Best Of (Classic Episode from 2014) Merry Christmas Eve, freaks! If you’re trapped in a car with relatives you hate, hiding from your family, or just need something loud, stupid, and offensive to get you through the holidays, this Best Of Distorted View Daily has you
- [Murder Cleanup Tips Courtesy of The Costco Sample Lady- SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/26/murder-cleanup-tips-courtesy-of-the-costco-sample-lady-sideshow/) - Tim’s back with a short, post-Christmas mini show, checking in after surviving the holidays and killing a little time before kicking off a brand-new week of Distorted View Daily on Monday. New Year’s plans are low-key, loungewear-approved, and blessedly drama-free—but the internet, of course, is still a nightmare. On Today’s Mini Program: TikTok Influencer vs.
- [Human Dildos, Trailer Park Sluts & the Internet Witch Hunt](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/26/human-dildos-trailer-park-sluts-the-internet-witch-hunt/) - Distorted View Daily – Best Of Show (Classic Episode from January 2018)Host: Tim Henson It’s a Best Of Friday on Distorted View Daily, while Sideshow members get a brand-new exclusive episode. If you’re not already signed up, now’s the time—holiday deals are still live for a limited time. Plus, grab 20% off Distorted View merchandise
- [Human Skin Side Hustles, Smoke Alarm Social Experiments & Smoking a Carolina Reaper](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/29/human-skin-side-hustles-smoke-alarm-social-experiments-smoking-a-carolina-reaper/) - On Today's Show: Tim Henson kicks off the final week of 2025 with a slightly shorter—but no less unhinged—episode of Distorted View Daily, battling a post-Christmas cold while delivering a full slate of bizarre news, TikTok idiocy, and listener chaos. On Today’s Episode: A former Harvard Medical School morgue manager is sentenced to federal prison
- [Justice. Genital Herpes Justice - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/30/justice-genital-herpes-justice-sideshow/) - It’s a Sideshow Exclusive Tuesday and Tim Henson returns during the dead zone between Christmas and New Year’s with a short-but-unhinged episode packed with internet freaks, TikTok disasters, reality TV criminals, and one of the most toxic couples you’ll ever hear argue on camera. 🔥 On Today’s Episode: A deep dive into fake mental illness
- [Suck It, 2025 - Wet Molestation And Space Alien Sex Squirts](https://distortedview.com/2025/12/31/suck-it-2025-wet-molestation-and-space-alien-sex-squirts/) - On Today's Show: A Space Force New Year’s message that promises lasers, moons, and maximum pew-pew dystopia Pornography-as-a-good-luck-charm to kick off 2025 (obviously) A tropical musical nightmare, murderous crustaceans, and Monday Night Movie: Claws for Alarm Faith radio goes completely off the rails Legal-sized bread is still happening (jingle included) A religious hotline caller spirals
- [Finger-Lickin’ Demon Chicken](https://distortedview.com/2026/01/05/finger-lickin-demon-chicken/) - 🎧 Distorted View Daily — Monday, January 5, 2026 Finger-Lickin’ Satan, Grok Goes Pedo, and Things America Put Up Its Ass in 2025 Hey freaks! A brand-new year kicks off with a fresh batch of demonic panic, AI depravity, religious hysteria, and America’s most cursed bodily decisions. Tim rings in 2026 by yelling at theater
- [Is Your Engorged Clit Natural or Just Bad Nutrition? - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/01/06/is-your-engorged-clit-natural-or-just-bad-nutrition-sideshow/) - Distorted View Daily – Tuesday, January 6, 2026 Sideshow Exclusive On today’s Distorted View Daily Sideshow Exclusive, Tim dives headfirst into a truly unhinged collection of audio clips, scam attempts, bizarre news stories, and questionable podcast recommendations — all delivered with the patented DV mix of savage commentary and off-the-rails humor. The show kicks off
- [The Dark Art Of Shadowing Masturbating](https://distortedview.com/2026/01/07/the-dark-art-of-shadowing-masturbating/) - 🎧Episode Summary On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim takes freaks on a chaotic midweek ride featuring shadow-based masturbation detection, electric car paranoia, prosperity preacher excess, and Florida once again earning its title as America’s most unhinged state. From Planet Fitness restroom gooners to a $12,000 water bottle disaster, this episode delivers maximum distortion with zero
- [Power Sanding the Clit And Other Poor Decisions - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/01/08/power-sanding-the-clit-and-other-poor-decisions-sideshow/) - On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim explores the outer limits of human behavior, public confrontations, religious delusion, and animal-based chaos—both real and imaginary. 🔥 Featured Segments Pussy Burning & Clit TortureTim finally answers the age-old question: what’s the female equivalent of cock and ball torture? The horrifying answer involves fire, cigarettes, power sanders,
- [Penis Root Awakening - Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast](https://distortedview.com/2026/01/09/penis-root-awakening-distorted-view-daily-comedy-podcast/) - 🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode: Crazy Uncle Tim's Used Crap BLOWOUT SALE: Take a look at the audio equipment / electronics Tim is trying to sell Snorting Your DinnerA preview of TLC’s My Strange Addiction introduces a woman who refuses to chew food and instead blends and snorts every meal through her nose, including guacamole
- [From Penisgate To Pokemon Piss Dribbling](https://distortedview.com/2026/01/12/from-penisgate-to-pokemon-piss-dribbling/) - 🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode: Crazy Uncle Tim's Used Crap BLOWOUT SALE: Take a look at the audio equipment / electronics Tim is trying to sell Hey freaks! Tim kicks off the week with bodily fluids, bad decisions, and some truly unhinged “science.” On Today’s Show: A deeply unsettling phone sex ad that probably violates
- [Live 20% Longer With This One Weird Genital Trick - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/01/13/live-20-longer-with-this-one-weird-genital-trick-sideshow/) - On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim dives headfirst into pharmaceutical pandering, extreme eating habits, questionable science, religious indoctrination, and Florida’s ongoing commitment to being the nation’s weirdest hellscape. 🎧 On the Show Today A bizarre Eli Lilly ad sparks a heated rant on fat pride, GLP-1 drugs, Ozempic culture, and corporate hypocrisy A deep dive
- [The Piss Sissy Economy Is Thriving](https://distortedview.com/2026/01/14/the-piss-sissy-economy-is-thriving/) - 🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim wades knee-deep into piss-soaked humiliation, sovereign citizen delusions, Family Dollar combat, corrupt cops, and yet another depressing batch of celebrity pedophile news. It’s an episode packed with public freakouts, law enforcement incompetence, and people who absolutely refuse to help themselves. 🚨 Today’s Highlights Include: Piss
- [Squeezing Breast Milk Into A Stolen 50oz Stanley Tumbler - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/01/15/squeezing-breast-milk-into-a-stolen-50oz-stanley-tumbler-sideshow/) - Coming up on today’s show: The return of the Starbucks “say the name out loud” lunatic… and she escalates to funeral-crashing levels of unbearable. A grieving family tries to hold a service… while stepmom turns it into a screaming sidewalk WWE event. A mysterious pro-Meade Skelton package arrives in the mail, including a printed article
- [Animal Crossing: Sex Island - Shut Down!](https://distortedview.com/2026/01/16/animal-crossing-sex-island-shut-down/) - 🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim wades knee-deep into piss-soaked humiliation, sovereign citizen delusions, Family Dollar combat, corrupt cops, and yet another depressing batch of celebOn Today’s Show City Council insanity erupts over sex ed, AIDS panic, and a 56-year-old “technically” virgin oversharing at the microphone. Birthday chaos for Vincent as
- [Scrambled Egg Dick Farts](https://distortedview.com/2026/01/19/scrambled-egg-dick-farts/) - 🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode: Martin Luther King Jr. Day Madness A deep dive into a long-lost viral clip featuring a racist white woman losing her mind on a Black mailman. She refuses to accept her own mail, drops multiple slurs, slaps the mailman, and somehow blames him for killing Martin Luther King Jr. Spoiler:
- [Champagne Piss & Caviar Diarrhea - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/01/20/champagne-piss-caviar-diarrhea-sideshow/) - Coming up on today’s show: Another Sideshow-only descent into madness, bad decisions, and content that absolutely should not exist. 🛫 Panic Attacks & Fine Dining at 20,000 Feet TikTok anxiety “content” reaches a new low as a woman films herself enjoying gourmet airplane food while allegedly having a full-blown panic attack. Lemon herb chicken, tiramisu,
- [Frozen Cum Facials and a Saber-Toothed Twat](https://distortedview.com/2026/01/21/frozen-cum-facials-and-a-saber-toothed-twat/) - 🎧Episode Summary OSpunk cubes. Vagina teeth. Prism paranoia. Just another calm Wednesday. On today’s episode: A deranged Coast to Coast AM clip featuring Heavy Bird Jason, driveway heat systems, Hoover threats, and a host bravely nodding through total nonsense Prisms exposed as a possible government mind-control rainbow experiment contaminating our water, air, sun, and possibly
- [Calling ICE on Your Ex While a Puppet Bangs a Trolley - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/01/22/calling-ice-on-your-ex-while-a-puppet-bangs-a-trolley-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode: A deep dive into the forgotten golden age of porn parodies, including the absolutely unhinged Mr. Rimjob’s Neighborhood Why parody porn companies went extinct, and how Wood Rocket once ruled the genre Puppet sex, condom closets, penis-shaped trolleys, and the “gland of make-believe” Portland protesters attempt to stop ICE by standing near
- [Lolicon Loving Livestreamer Busted / Faking an Orgasm During an Arrest](https://distortedview.com/2026/01/23/lolicon-loving-livestreamer-busted-faking-an-orgasm-during-an-arrest/) - 🎧Episode Summary Intro & Teasers: Live streamer exposed as pedo; Grow your pubic bush for confidence (ancient Chinese secret); Faking orgasm during arrest; Setting people on fire for stolen thoughts. Great Moments in 911: 11-year-old kid calls about dogs stuck mating; Dispatcher explains biology and suggests spaying/neutering. Live Stream Drama: Streamer Lakari accidentally leaks notepad
- [Ode to the Tight-Bootied Homos](https://distortedview.com/2026/01/26/ode-to-the-tight-bootied-homos/) - 🎧Episode Summary On today’s show: Ode to the Tight-Bootied Homos – Pastor Manning invents yet another slur while explaining gentrification, Black politics, Obama’s alleged sex life, and why God wants everyone dead Texas congressional candidate promises mosque-to-toilet conversions – Turning places of worship into public restrooms, banning halal, and declaring hijabs “bomb concealers” Former Dodgers
- [Semen Snow And Vaginal Squirt That Smell Like Ramen Noodles - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/01/27/semen-snow-and-vaginal-squirt-that-smell-like-ramen-noodles-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode: On today’s bonus episode, Tim dives headfirst into female-led oversharing podcasts, Jesuit weather conspiracies, basement-dwelling life hacks, nightmare retail customers, and some truly cursed menstruation news from Japan. On Today’s Show: A female podcast overshares tampon horror stories, including Girl Scout–approved menstrual misinformation and “hot-dog style” tampon insertion One podcaster claims her
- [I Found The “It's Just Fun Thing” Guy… and He’s a Full-Blown Shit Goblin](https://distortedview.com/2026/01/28/i-found-the-its-just-fun-thing-guy-and-hes-a-full-blown-shit-goblin/) - 🎧Episode Summary On today’s show: On today’s episode, Tim uncovers the long-lost origins of a classic DV sound clip, reconnects with a notorious blind poop freak from 2009, and somehow ends up negotiating preferred shit textures over the phone. Plus: Starbucks maggot macchiatos, Florida Man drives a flaming car, and Thursday Lane is once again
- [Florida Man Brings a Vacuum to a Dick Fight - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/01/29/florida-man-brings-a-vacuum-to-a-dick-fight-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode: On the Show Today: Bob Update from HellBob resurfaces with an ancient Twitter feed dedicated almost exclusively to poop content, questionable websites, and bowel-movement erotica. After Tim called Bob on the show, Bob gains access to Tim’s phone number—and immediately starts blowing it up with voicemail messages and increasingly intimate plans. Live
- [God Says You’re Fat — Now Hand Me Your Bank Account](https://distortedview.com/2026/01/30/god-says-youre-fat-now-hand-me-your-bank-account/) - 🎧Episode Summary On today’s show On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim wraps up the week with miracle weight loss scams, fake deafness during an arrest, redneck Jesus fan fiction, and a man dressed as a duck turning public transit into a soggy breakfast nightmare. We kick things off with Great Moments in Voicemails, featuring nuclear-grade
- [Calling The Crisis Hotline Because No One Will Wipe Your Butthole](https://distortedview.com/2026/02/02/calling-the-crisis-hotline-because-no-one-will-wipe-your-butthole/) - 🎧Episode Summary Tonight’s episode is an absolute endurance test for the human soul, featuring poop-stained underwear, unwanted love confessions, suicidal diaper tantrums, and a man willing to murder over a Pepsi. Strap in. On Today’s Show: The Epstein Files DumpMillions of pages released, including emails that suggest even Jeffrey Epstein wanted nothing to do with
- [Fisting in the Moonlight: Gapecore Goes Mainstream! - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/02/03/fisting-in-the-moonlight-gapecore-goes-mainstream-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode: On today’s absolutely unhinged Sideshow episode, Tim wades knee-deep into fetish music, police body-cam meltdowns, racist country-club bathroom drama, DIY cock hardware, and a Scandinavian hot-dog arms race. On Today’s Program: Battle of the Biggest Wieners — IKEA fires shots at Costco with a 20-inch hot dog unveiled in the UAE. Tim
- [Sun Your Taint And Bomb your Butthole](https://distortedview.com/2026/02/04/sun-your-taint-and-bomb-your-butthole/) - 🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode Taint tanning goes fully mainstream, a Florida man commits crimes against meat itself, DoorDash drivers take hygiene terrorism to new levels, and—once again—someone discovers that explosives do not belong inside the human rectum. Plus, AI loses its damn mind, free pretzels spark a 12-minute old-man meltdown, and Tainted Broth returns
- [A Man Deep-Fried His Head at Olive Garden - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/02/05/a-man-deep-fried-his-head-at-olive-garden-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode: It’s another Sideshow Exclusive packed with religious freakouts, sexual hypocrisy, foot-based culinary crimes, and a man who just really needs his diaper changed by strangers. 🚨 On Today’s Program: A New York City intellectual absolutely melts down over a street musician, invoking 9/11, Columbus Day, WWII, and his film school credentials in
- [The Pedophile Defense League Has Thoughts](https://distortedview.com/2026/02/09/the-pedophile-defense-league-has-thoughts/) - 🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode Taint tanning goes fully mainstream, a Florida man commits crimes against meat itself, DoorDash drivers take hygiene terrorism to new levels, and—once again—someone discovers that explosives do not belong inside the human rectum. Plus, AI loses its damn mind, free pretzels spark a 12-minute old-man meltdown, and Tainted Broth returns
- [Heteroflexible Confessions And A Church Plea For Pussy - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/02/10/heteroflexible-confessions-and-a-church-plea-for-pussy-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode: What up, freaks. It’s a Sideshow-exclusive Tuesday, and this one spirals fast — from Super Bowl outrage theater to church-based dating desperation, with wigs flying and video games prioritized over murder consequences. On Today’s Show: Super Bowl Halftime MeltdownTim finally watches the halftime show after the fact and wonders why 13 minutes
- [Let The US Government Suggest The Best Foods To Shove Up Your Ass](https://distortedview.com/2026/02/11/let-the-us-government-suggest-the-best-foods-to-shove-up-your-ass/) - 🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode: A deeply unsettling voicemail left on a masturbation enthusiast’s website somehow turns into a nostalgic piss-filled coming-of-age story. Sponsor spotlight: Chaz the Tandem Stacker pays $25 to reopen ancient Discord wounds and summon the ghost of listener drama past. Tim explains (again) why he refuses to referee crybaby Discord meltdowns
- [Solar-Powered Buttholes And Tiktokkers Triggered By Micro-Donations - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/02/12/solar-powered-buttholes-and-tiktokkers-triggered-by-micro-donations-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode: Hey freaks! It’s a Thursday Sideshow-exclusive episode packed wall-to-wall with e-beggars, sun-blasted assholes, Olympic arrests, and one of the dumbest ways imaginable to nuke a TV career. On Today’s Show: The Penny Fairy strikes againA mysterious TikTok hero sends one-cent donations to livestream e-beggars, triggering absolute meltdowns as scammers rage over pennies,
- [Music Is Transphobic! Plus: Daycare Laxatives](https://distortedview.com/2026/02/13/music-is-transphobic-plus-daycare-laxatives/) - 🎧Episode Summary Happy almost-Valentine’s Day, freaks. Tim wraps up the week with a jam-packed episode full of deranged internet music, furry incest porn, public racism meltdowns, and two perfectly disgusting criminal cases. On Today’s Show: 🎵 Music Is Apparently Transphobic NowA viral debate claims traditional choir terms like tenor, bass, and baritone cause gender dysphoria.
- [Irreversible Dick Destruction](https://distortedview.com/2026/02/16/irreversible-dick-destruction/) - 🎧Episode Summary Hey freaks! Timmy Boo is taking the holiday off, so enjoy this classic episode from 2019 while you poke around the newly expanded Sideshow Archives — now featuring 17 years of content (2004–2015 & 2021–2026), all available in your private podcast feeds when you sign up at DistortedView.com. On this throwback show: TV
- [Take a Seat on My Balloon Fuck Chair - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/02/17/take-a-seat-on-my-balloon-fuck-chair-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode: On today’s program, Tim dives back into the depraved literary world of Sextastic Tuesday with a story centered around one of the internet’s strangest fetishes: lunars — people who are sexually aroused by balloons. From a $400 stainless-steel “balloon chair” sex contraption to an over-the-top erotic tale involving latex, lung capacity, and
- [Stop Trying To Make Stick Pussy Happen!](https://distortedview.com/2026/02/18/stop-trying-to-make-stick-pussy-happen/) - 🎧Episode Summary On today’s show, Timmy Boo tackles dangerously polite drivers, a brony convention meltdown, and a porn clip that introduces a phrase you’ll never be able to un-hear again. Plus, Florida delivers Valentine’s Day violence via fast-food projectile, and Olympic athletes apparently cannot stop having sex. 🎤 Cold Open A prank call from the
- [From Wiener Dreams to Pickle Violence - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/02/19/from-wiener-dreams-to-pickle-violence-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode: Timmy Boo delivers a sideshow-exclusive buffet of chaos: a country-gay Instagram victimhood spiral at an Indiana urgent care, a live-streamer couple’s public meltdown tour (Wurstfest → Mardi Gras), and a neighbor “forms” confrontation that turns into a full-blown hub invasion with cops, glass, and delusions. Then it’s quick-hit distorted news: the resurfaced
- [Chris Chan Is Persona Grata in Mama’s Coochie](https://distortedview.com/2026/02/20/chris-chan-is-persona-grata-in-mamas-coochie/) - 🎧Episode Summary On today’s show, Tim wraps up the week with a packed lineup of internet insanity, public meltdowns, and Ohio weirdness. We kick things off with a long-awaited Chris Chan update after he was reportedly kicked out of a brony convention. Instead of addressing the incident, Chris releases a new video once again denying
- [Triceracocks: Legend of the Two Hidden Shafts](https://distortedview.com/2026/02/23/triceracocks-legend-of-the-two-hidden-shafts/) - 🎧Episode Summary On today’s show Tim kicks off a brand-new week with banned snack commercials, returning internet weirdos, unhinged sermons, and a Waffle House incident that escalates to full tactical deployment. Plus a medical mystery involving three penises and some very questionable listener activity on the text line. 🎧 Show Highlights The legendary Corn Nuts
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- [Anal Surprise™: The Toy You Birth - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/02/26/anal-surprise-the-toy-you-birth-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode: 🎧 On Today’s Show Tim kicks things off with some truly questionable pornography that somehow inspires a billion-dollar business idea: Anal Surprise™ — the hatchable adult toy you poop out. Shark Tank investors, please form an orderly line. We also dive into: A racist glory-hole performer learning the hard way that “no
- [Gas Station Boner Chocolate & Falling In Love With Dip Spit](https://distortedview.com/2026/02/27/gas-station-boner-chocolate-falling-in-love-with-dip-spit/) - 🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode:COVID paranoia reaches new heights as one concertgoer tapes their mask to their face and carries a personal air purifier to an 18,000-person event. Meanwhile, TikTok panhandlers rage at viewers for not sending money, a motivated entrepreneur explains how she plans to finance a new wig, and we celebrate Black History
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- [Pastor Accused of “Crotch Cropping” At Church - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/03/pastor-accused-of-crotch-cropping-at-church-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode: 🎧 On Today’s Show On today’s Distorted View Daily Sideshow exclusive, Timmy Boo dives headfirst into alpha male delusion, evangelical absurdity, malfunctioning government tech, and hometown megachurch scandal — with a few frosty pigs and dream-catching demons along the way. 🧠 Heavy Bertation: Presidential Edition Is it a stroke? Is it “just
- [My Tales Of My Persistent Butthole Admirer And The Rise of The Human Dog People](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/04/my-tales-of-my-persistent-butthole-admirer-and-the-rise-of-the-human-dog-people/) - 🎧Episode Summary Weird News, Internet Freaks, Alexis K. Tyler Meltdown, Therian Animal Roleplay & Smart Glasses Privacy Scandal On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson returns with another packed episode of bizarre internet audio, outrageous characters, and the kind of twisted news stories that make the web such a disturbing—and hilarious—place. From a livestreaming alcoholic
- [Human Intestines in Carry-On Luggage](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/05/human-intestines-in-carry-on-luggage/) - 🎧Episode Summary Best Of Show Time - New Sideshow exclusive episode coming later today. Debate Night Madness, Vegan Restaurant Protests, and Kids Chewing Used Condoms On this episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson kicks off a new week of programs with commentary on the chaos surrounding the 2016 U.S. presidential election and the first
- [Going Bankrupt From Your 12 Hand A Day Fisting Habit - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/05/going-bankrupt-from-your-12-hand-a-day-fisting-habit-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode: Sideshow Exclusive Podcast with Tim Henson Freaks, welcome back to another Sideshow exclusive episode of Distorted View Daily. Timmy Boo returns after a nostalgic 2016 “Best Of” episode and dives straight into a fresh batch of bizarre news, disturbing internet finds, and listener voicemails. From failed congressional candidates to viral internet weirdos
- [Inmate Throws Away Freedom for Porta-Potty Pussy](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/06/inmate-throwss-away-freedom-for-porta-potty-pussy/) - 🎧Episode Summary Port-A-Potty Passion, Obsessive Fisting Disorder & AI Love Gone Wrong On today’s Friday edition of Distorted View Daily, Tim wraps up the week with a jam-packed episode full of bizarre news, internet oddities, and some truly questionable life decisions. First up, Tim shares an update on his Squatty Potty experiment, which unfortunately did
- [We're At War With Iran, Meanwhile Meade Skelton’s Bowels Declare Jihad](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/09/were-at-war-with-iran-meanwhile-meade-skeltons-bowels-declare-jihad/) - 🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim kicks off the week with another wild mix of internet absurdity, cringe-inducing viral clips, and bizarre news stories you won’t hear anywhere else. First up, we revisit the strange world of Mead Skelton, who returns with a new video detailing another health scare that landed
- [Discovering Your Teachers Secret Urinal - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/10/discovering-your-teachers-secret-urinal-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode: On today’s Sideshow exclusive episode of Distorted View Daily, Timmy Boo dives into a wild mix of retro cartoons, internet weirdos, questionable dating strategies, and some truly disturbing classroom behavior. Buckle up, Freaks — this one goes from 80s nostalgia to internet degeneracy in record time. 🎤 Jem & the Holograms Is
- [The Anti-Masturbation App That Snitched](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/11/the-anti-masturbation-app-that-snitched/) - 🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Timmy Boo dives into another chaotic mix of internet insanity, weird social media personalities, bizarre news, and questionable life advice. From a prostitute’s unforgettable clients to pickup artists with disastrous flirting strategies, this episode proves once again that humanity is a strange, confusing place. Sagittarius Shawty’s
- [Honey, You Haven't Touched Your Abortion Lasagna - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/12/honey-you-havent-touched-your-abortion-lasagna-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode: On today’s Distorted View Daily Sideshow exclusive, Timmy Boo spirals into an absurd rabbit hole over a decades-old cartoon mystery, checks in on some familiar internet lunatics, and uncovers one of the strangest food-based crimes we’ve seen in a while. First up, Tim reveals a long-standing grievance with 1980s children’s cartoons—specifically the
- [Camel Beauty Pageant Scandal: Botox, Fillers and Fake Humps](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/13/camel-beauty-pageant-scandal-botox-fillers-and-fake-humps/) - 🎧Episode Summary Camel Botox, Rihanna’s Delusional Shooter & The Log Whisperer On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim proves that Lord Douche might not be the most obsessive person in the relationship after all. What starts as nostalgia for a childhood Commodore 64 word processor quickly turns into a ridiculous mission involving eBay purchases,
- [How Many Farts Can a Fart Digger Fart?](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/16/how-many-farts-can-a-fart-digger-fart/) - 🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show Tim kicks off the week with cult recruitment tips, disgusting dog noises, and an update on the HGTV host who accidentally invented the phrase “fart digger.” Plus: public transit freakouts, a narcissistic TikTok disaster, a karaoke rage gun incident, and a Santa’s Village owner accused of doing some very non-holiday-appropriate
- [A Thermos in the Ass Is Worth Two in the Lunchbox- SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/17/a-thermos-in-the-ass-is-worth-two-in-the-lunchbox-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode: 🐷 Obese Is the New “O-Word” Tim dives headfirst into a chaotic episode of a Jubilee-style debate featuring fitness expert Jillian Michaels vs. a swarm of body positivity activists. “Obese” = apparently a slur now Debate derails instantly into word policing and hurt feelings Activists refuse to engage with actual science Jillian
- [Cousin Fucking, Counterfeit Cash, and Cockblocking Demons](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/18/cousin-fucking-counterfeit-cash-and-cockblocking-demons/) - 🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show Tim kicks off the week with cult recruitment tips, disgusting dog noises, and an update on the HGTV host who acci🔥 Episode Highlights 👁️ The Evil Entity Cockblocker ReturnsTamir is back—and so is the AI/demon/Emma Watson hybrid that won’t let him jerk off in peace. This time it’s targeting his
- [My Landlord Is Schizophrenic, But the Rent Is Cheap - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/19/my-landlord-is-schizophrenic-but-the-rent-is-cheap-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode: On today’s Sideshow exclusive, Tim realizes St. Patrick’s Day came and went with barely a drunken whimper — but thankfully Mead Skelton was there to keep the spirit alive with a deeply unsettling green-on-green fashion showcase, Irish ballads, mysterious hiccups, and enough talk about outfit changes to raise several extremely valid questions.
- [Three-Penis Wine, Jurassic Park Porn & Pizza Tampering](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/20/three-penis-wine-jurassic-park-porn-pizza-tampering/) - 🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show Tim checks in with a quick update: a brand-new DV episode is still coming later today, but in the meantime he’s serving up a favorite classic installment from September 16, 2014. The episode features one of Tim’s favorite Leanne Paisley Howell “Simple Living” segments, a gloriously stupid Sextastic Tuesday involving
- [Commodore 64 Ultimate Training Video - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/20/commodore-64-ultimate-training-video-sideshow/) - Welcome to Commodore 64 Ultimate training… with Tim Butterfield. In this totally serious and definitely official 1980s-style training video, we explore the brand new Commodore 64 Ultimate — featuring cutting-edge technology like: Color Sound Graphics Pictures Audio And possibly… an ancient 8-bit demon named Grulock Join us as we:✔️ Unbox the Commodore 64 Ultimate✔️ Explore
- [Torn Titty Trauma! - NEW EPISODE!](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/20/torn-titty-trauma-new-episode/) - 🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show 📌 On Today’s Show: The Duggar family scandal counter ticks up again—because apparently one wasn’t enough. Sagittarius Shawty’s disastrous dating saga ends with bloodshed… literally. A BTS superfan absolutely loses it and threatens Lady Gaga over a Grammy. Plus: your voicemails, including some uncanny Tim impressions and a horny woodsman.
- [Dick Cheese Diaries: A Culinary Nightmare](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/23/dick-cheese-diaries-a-culinary-nightmare/) - 🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show 📝 Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week with a fresh intro and a full-blown descent into chaos. Today’s show delivers everything from conspiracy-riddled “satellite tooth attacks” to deeply disturbing smegma enthusiasts, plus a shrieking airport arrest that redefines public meltdowns. Add in urine-soaked Airbnb destruction, horny school bus employees,
- [Yoshi’s Bloody Egg Miscarriage Smells Like A Tongue - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/24/yoshis-bloody-egg-miscarriage-smells-like-a-tongue-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode: Tim recounts a surreal real-life encounter with a local “U-tar” at a Walmart in Indianapolis—proving once again that the internet’s weirdest personalities exist in the wild. Meanwhile, everyone’s favorite unhinged street preacher returns, clashing with an Iranian man over religion, pedophile prophets, and bacon-based insults. A chaotic parking lot confrontation escalates when
- [A Full Color Palette of Vaginal Discharge](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/25/a-full-color-palette-of-vaginal-discharge/) - 🎧Episode Summary 🧠 On Today’s Show World Down Syndrome Day chaos & questionable traditions Michelle Duggar screams at a fake journalist A social media trainwreck begs for hygiene help Child foot-fetish “businessman” arrested Florida does Florida things Pennsylvania man sets house on fire mid–karaoke session 🏠 Personal Hell: The Mug Incident Tim accidentally destroys Lord
- [Toe-Sucking Stalker & The Rise of Boy Kibble Bros - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/26/toe-sucking-stalker-the-rise-of-boy-kibble-bros-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode: Episode Summary Tim explores the absolute worst corners of the internet—from broken sex dolls and grown adults raising fake babies to Gen Z’s newest “efficient” food trend. Plus, a toe-sucking stalker gets sentenced and your voicemails close things out. Stories Covered Instagram Algorithm Hell One bad scroll leads Tim into a feed
- [The Shelf Life of Semen (Shorter Than You Think)](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/27/the-shelf-life-of-semen-shorter-than-you-think/) - 🎧Episode Summary “Spoiled Sperm & Courtroom Chaos” 🧑‍⚖️ Courtroom Idiocy Goes Full Throttle A woman attempts to attend a virtual court hearing while actively driving 🚗 Claims she’s “just a passenger”… immediately contradicts herself Judge calls out every lie (seatbelt, camera angle, etc.) Ends with a default judgment for lying to the court 🚓 Follow-Up:
- [Using A Particle Accelerator on Pussy: The Science Of Clit Mapping](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/30/using-a-particle-accelerator-on-pussy-the-science-of-clit-mapping/) - 🎧Episode Summary 🔥 Episode Highlights Scientists finally map the full internal nerve network of the clitoris—and it’s way more complex (and unsettlingly described) than expected A New Jersey man assaults the Easter Bunny… for scientific curiosity (?) The Island Boys return, bringing awkward dating energy and incest baggage A man casually masturbates at a Juggalo
- [Heavy Discharge Days & Equity Card Rage - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/03/31/heavy-discharge-days-equity-card-rage-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode: 🔥 Episode Breakdown 🟣 “Point of Personal Privilege” Goes GlobalTim dives into the evolution of outrage culture—from the infamous Democratic Socialist Convention meltdown to Canada’s New Democrat Party adopting their own bureaucratic nightmare system. Pronoun policing reaches new heights “Equity cards” determine who gets to speak Delegates argue over identity hierarchy instead
- [Distorted View Daily: The Musical - A Wicked Phantom of the Prolapse](https://distortedview.com/2026/04/01/distorted-view-daily-the-musical-a-wicked-phantom-of-the-prolapse/) - 🎧Episode Summary Hey freaks! Timmy Boo decided to ruin everything good about podcasting by turning today’s episode into a full-blown Broadway-style musical nightmare — and honestly… it kinda works. From emotional ballads about prolapse audio to a tragic mug opera and an attempted on-air murder, this is easily one of the dumbest (and greatest) things
- [Gagging for Sales and Other TikTok Business Models - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/04/02/gagging-for-sales-and-other-tiktok-business-models-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode: 🔥 Episode Summary Tim returns from his exhausting April Fool’s musical experiment and dives headfirst into the usual chaos—featuring TikTok grifters choking on their own scams, emotionally unstable AI relationships, a horny Joker rapper, and not one but multiple amputee-related crimes. Business as usual. 🗣️ Opening Segment Behind-the-scenes of the April Fool’s
- [Penetrating Yoshi’s Egg Hole](https://distortedview.com/2026/04/03/penetrating-yoshis-egg-hole/) - 🎧Episode Summary 🔥 Episode Highlights 🍆 Bad Dragon goes full Nintendo “Toshi the Turtle Dino” (aka Yoshi sex toy) drops as an April Fool’s product you can actually buy Egg textures, warp pipes, and questionable life choices included 🦖 Sextastic Friday: Yoshi’s Secret Drunken dinosaur erotica featuring Yoshi, Birdo, and a surprise Mario cameo Trans
- [When Your Titty Stream Is Ruined By Your Dad](https://distortedview.com/2026/04/06/when-your-titty-stream-is-ruined-by-your-dad/) - 🎧Episode Summary 📝 Episode Summary Timmy Boo serves up a “Best Of” Sideshow Exclusive from 2018 after accidentally forgetting Easter (oops 🙃). This chaotic throwback delivers a buffet of classic DV insanity: livestream meltdowns, savage dads, titty streamer trauma, Uber racism drama, and—because it’s Florida—political beef involving anal bleaching accusations and Hitler comparisons. Basically: vintage
- [The Sharp Tooth Demon Hiding Inside Of Your Lady's Vagina - NEW EPISODE](https://distortedview.com/2026/04/06/the-sharp-tooth-demon-hiding-inside-of-your-ladys-vagina-new-episode/) - 🎧Episode Summary 🚨 On Today’s Show A romantic getaway turns into a biohazard when a fiancé literally shits the bed… multiple times. Courtroom chaos returns with Judge Bitch vs. Mouthy Defendant. Warning signs your girlfriend might have a sharp-toothed demon in her vagina (you’ve been warned). Plus: responding to an online hater in the most
- [Discharge Dick and Rising Cunt Energy- SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/04/07/discharge-dick-and-rising-cunt-energy-sideshow/) - On Today’s Episode: 🔥 Episode Summary Today’s Sideshow episode dives headfirst into absolute chaos: a revolting 90 Day Fiancé relationship update, a courtroom meltdown that spirals out of control, a school board creep caught on mic, and the discovery of a decades-old “sex wall.” Oh—and we officially crown “cunt” as the word of 2026. 🤢
- [Female Penis Fragrance & Fungal Shells](https://distortedview.com/2026/04/08/female-penis-fragrance-fungal-shells/) - 🎧Episode Summary 🔥 Episode Highlights A deep dive into the olfactory preferences of “female penis” enthusiasts The shocking claim that well-manicured lawns are racist A disturbing update from Joe: fungal shell + hooker mom + total mental collapse Plus: silicone testicle drama, fast-food rage, and a Florida alligator joyride 🎶 Opening Chaos Classic Michelle ZZ
- [Lowercase Name, Uppercase Bullshit - SIDESHOW](https://distortedview.com/2026/04/09/mead-skelton-versus-sweet-tea-and-the-jews/) - 🎧 Episode Summary Tim kicks off with Mead Skelton’s 60th birthday tantrum over sweet tea, then careens straight into trad-wife delusion, Florida squatters, hospital hammer violence, and a quadruple amputee with a very active relationship to cocaine and firearms. It’s a clean, wholesome Thursday in the DV universe. 🎶 Opening Chaos Mead Skelton turns 60
- [The Fatberg Is Dropping Poop Clumps And No One Is Safe!](https://distortedview.com/2026/04/10/the-fatberg-is-dropping-poop-clumps-and-no-one-is-safe/) - 🎧 Episode Summary Tim closes out the week with a mess of weird audio, busted bones, screaming people in stores, and a Florida woman who apparently thought a Subway sandwich justified vandalism. There’s also a very strange Love Don’t Judge couple with bones like glass, a ring doorbell encounter with a probable maniac, and a
- [Lusty Law Enforcement And The Bureau of Horny Dating Apps](https://distortedview.com/2026/04/13/death-fat-and-the-dictionary-of-cruelty/) - 🎧 Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week by inventing new ways to insult fat people, getting baited into a Perez Hilton sermon update, and wading straight into a gigantic acronym nobody can say without sounding like they’re having a stroke. Then things get weirder, with Harry Dresden breaking into a house, an armed standoff

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