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Archive for May, 2005

  • May 31, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great Memorial day! If you haven’t listened to our 1-Hour Special I posted over the weekend, don’t forget to download it when you want an extra dose of DV 🙂 On Today’s Show: – The polite way to ask a guest to leave? Torching your house, naturally. –

  • May 29, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Here it is: the hour-long special in celebration of Distorted View’s 100th episode! Thanks for making the show a blast to do! I look forward to the next 100 shows and beyond! Note: Again, there will be NO show on Monday. We’ll be back on Tuesday with a brand new show, though. Listen

  • May 27, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show, and don’t forget to check back this weekend for our special one hour program in celebration of us hitting the 100th episode mark. On today’s show: – First came my hatred of the elderly, now I focus my rage on public school teachers – Darth Vader is a sex

  • May 26, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! What a show today! If you are easily offended, fast forward through the first few minutes. A big thanks to my best friend Joe for helping out with the commercial bit. On today’s show: – The return of Dr. Jizzum! – Elephant feces – A unique way to kill midgets Listen to the

  • May 25, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! I’m back with more crazy news for you! Enjoy the program and don’t forget to E-mail me with your comments, news of the weird, or as in today’s case, doomsday prophecies. On Today’s Show: – Hardcore Plush Bears – Eating Corpses – An elderly woman does something stupid. What a shocker. Links: Podcast

  • May 24, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! It’s officially our 100th show! Very exciting, right? I celebrate this milestone by reading strange news stories…which I do every other goddamn day. Plus: a brand new Sextastic Tuesday featuring mythical creatures and a vagina. On Today’s Show: – Pissing on literature! That’s right…take that books! – Tossing kittens out of fast moving

  • May 23, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! I’m back to start a whole new week of distorted views with you! In addition to the crazy news stories, you’ll hear all about my nipples, my balls, and why to stay away from Nair. You’ll also hear me ramble on and on about you doing my dirty work by promoting the show

  • May 20, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! It’s Friday, which means we’ve got to end the week. I know, I know, it’s sad. Fear not because we’ve got an awesome show for you to tide you over until Monday. In addition to the news of the weird, Satan stops by and a we’ve got a special voicemail from my Hollywood

  • May 19, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Wow! Tons of crazy shit on today’s show! We even try a brand new feature on today’s podcast but you’ll just have to hear it for yourself. On Today’s Show: – Slicing off dicks! – Watching porn at church – Sex Slave/Webmaster Links: The PK&J Show: Come for a fantastic podcast, stay for

  • May 18, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Today I’ve got a big show for you with some crazy news stories, voicemail mesages, and yet another installment of me singing. (very poorly) How could you not want to download the shit out of this podcast!? On Today’s Show: – An eledrly man who screwed his pooch – Soiled panties!!! – Double