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Archive for July, 2005

  • July 29, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! This is it! End of the week! Enjoy the show and we’ll be back on Monday (most likely) to start a whole new week of programs. Remember: Voting for the 1st Annual Podcast Awards ends on July 31st. distorted View has been nominated for Best Comedy Podcast, and you can vote once per

  • July 28, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Phew! Late night, and I’m pooped. Enjoy the show today! Along with the fucked up stories, we are visited once again by Satan! It’s a jammed packed (and EVIL) program! On Today’s Show: – Homeless people’s souls are tasty! – Drunk man seeks out tits – Decrotive swords + domestic violence = hilarity

  • July 27, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Back here for the Wednesday edition of DV. By the way, if you run across funny news stories, crazy audio / video files, or just bizarre web links, click here to submit a link. you can also read all of the submitted shit people have sent in. It’s Our Distorted View Action News

  • July 26, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! On today’s edition of Sextastic Tuesday: Teletubby erotic fan fiction. I shit you not. Enjoy the twsited madness! On Today’s Show: – Your mom spreads her legs for your friends…and you love it! – Attack of the German panty stealer! – Huffing compressed air (A Tim Henson endorsed activity) Vote for us at

  • July 25, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks, Hope you enjoyed the Best-Of shows we played on the weekend, but we’re back now with new shows! BTW, don’t forget to check out our new feature! Read and sumbit freaky news stories online! Right from this very website!! Exclamation marks!!! On Today’s Show: – Daycare Truth & Dare – Underage Highschool Girls

  • July 24, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Back with another Best of Show for our Listener Appreciation Best-Of Weekend Celebration! Enjoy this show that originally aired in March! On Today’s Show: – Crystal meth is on Blue Light Special – Lifting massive weights with your penis – The sweet taste of (boobies!!!) victory Enjoy the show! Vote for Distorted View!

  • July 23, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Hope you’re having a great weekend! As promised, here is the first Best-Of show for the weekend. Today’s best-fo show is our official 100th episode that aired a few months ago. On Today’s Show: – Unicorn Orgy! – Pissing on literature! That’s right…take that books! – Tossing kittens out of fast moving cars

  • July 22, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Enjoy this end-of-the-week podcast! This weekend we’ll be playing a few Best-Of Shows! That’s right! Come back here on Saturday and Sunday for a few past episodes of DV as I dig deep into our vault and handpick a few golden turds. Distorted View is nominated for Best Comedy Podcast at the Podcast

  • July 21, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! All aboard the crazy train! We’re rolling through the week, and the news stories keep getting stranger. Enjoy the madness: On Today’s Show: – Attack of the Hemadrones! Meth addict invents new alien species. – Homeless man eats batteries/spoons. Unfortunate people amuse me! – Attack of the testicle ripper! Distorted View is nominated

  • July 20, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupidity of today’s program! If you run across any disturbing/twisted stories in the news, Email them to me! On Today’s Show: – More elderly crack whore stories – Man’s best friend with benefits – Killing and eating a woman’s face – Chopping off feet Somehow Distorted View has been nominated for