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Archive for December, 2005

  • December 30, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! It’s the last show of the year! What better way to end 2005 then to introduce you to Dignity or Dollar$, my new Game Show that will be airing on FOX next fall. See you back here in 2006, freaks! On Today’s Show: – Medium-Rare iPod’s – Pickle Milk – More Drunken Babies!

  • December 29, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! If you’re easily grossed out, you may want to skip past the first few minutes of the show today. Hey, don’t blame me. One of you twisted freaks out there sent me a new, disgusting, japanese-themed video. On Today’s Show: – Microwaving your blouses – Hurling piss bottles – Swallowing Cell Phones –

  • December 28, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! I’m finally back from my Christmas vacation and have a great show for you! Enjoy the program and don’t forget to E-mail your comments, questions, and queefs to me! On Today’s Show: – Satan’s naked! – Alien Fetus Snatchers – Fucking a herd of cattle Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington,

  • December 27, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! I hope you all had a great holiday weekend! I just got back into town, so there will be no show today. I know, I’m a dick. While you’re waiting for a new show to pop up, why not visit! That’s right, a twisted freak purchased the domain and it redirects to

  • December 23, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! This is it! The final show before Christmas! Have yourselves a Merry Christmas or whatever you kids celebrate these days. I’ll be back on Tuesday with a new episode for you. On Today’s Show: – Stinky old people – Flaming old people – Tranny nativity scenes! Want to get me a Christmas present?

  • December 22, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! The holiday festivities continue today with The 12 Lays of Christmas! That’s right, more of me singing! Enjoy the podcast! IF you’d like to order the DV Holiday pack, you still can! I’ll get it out to you ASAP. On Today’s Show: – Like a meat thermometer to the head – Weed killer

  • December 21, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Shocking Santa News! Make sure to listen to today’s program with your children. Remember: if you’ve got funny audio or video, send it to me! I’d love to play your fucked up shit! On Today’s Show: – Death by Latex – Decorate The Fetus Tree – German Tranny Idol Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email:

  • December 20, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! America, you asked for it! You said, “I want creepy porn read to me by an even creepier 25 year old man”, and I’m here to deliver. It’s Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the show, and remember to keep those cameras rolling. On Today’s Show: – My Baby! – 40 Drunk Santa’s Agree – Breaking

  • December 19, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend. I spent most of mine preparing those fucking Holiday Packs to send out. Thanks to everyone who ordered them. I’m still taking orders, but they probably wont get to you until after Christmas. On Today’s Show: – So long to Nobody Likes Onions – Twat Tightening

  • December 16, 2005By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! I’m still recovering from the Black Plague or whatever the hell I have, but I’m feeling much better and I think today’s show is pretty excellent! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – An unhappy jizzum surpise – Amish sex scandal – Special education smackdown Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085