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Archive for April, 2006

  • April 30, 2006By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Back with a special Sunday show for you freaks. Skip church and tune in to farting ministers and sheep shit. Amen! On Today’s Show: – Fried Sheep Turds – Employee Spank-Off – Tragic Goth Masturbators Links: The Farting Preacher: The stench of salvation Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: Podcast Alley: Vote! Listen to the

  • April 28, 2006By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Back with the Friday! Come for the fucked up news, stay for my rants against the elderly. Today: how an old man nearly killed me, and my sweet, sweet revenge. Enjoy! Want a Saturday show? Fork over some green, bitches. On Today’s Show: – The Horse Fucker Cometh – Seal Placenta – Smoke

  • April 27, 2006By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Enjoy this best-of show from June 2005. I’ll either be back a bit later today, or Friday with some new shit for you. Until then, stay freaky! On Today’s Show: – Marrying your rapist! – The goats 4 cocaine program – Yet another penis chopped off Plus, tons of Email and Voicemail! Voicemail:

  • April 26, 2006By distortedview

    Hey Freaks, Holy shit! I’m back with the Wednesday show! Enjoy the bad rapping, tourette’s-fueled screaming, and of course, the fucked up news. On Today’s Show: – Vomit Bags – Glued throats – Grillin’ Momma Links: The Closet Geek Show: Brent got us the audio of Drew Curtis from Fark! Thanks Brent! Brianisinyou: At first

  • April 25, 2006By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Man, have I got a Sextastic Tuesday for you! It’s literally a HUGE show, clocking in at almost 28 minutes. It’s also, quite possibly, the most offensive sextastic tuesday story EVER. If you’re easily offended, I highly suggest you skip this one. On Today’s Show: – Hot Meat Cleaver Action – Mummified babies!

  • April 24, 2006By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a fantastic weekend! It’s time to buckle the fuck down and start a brand new week of DV! Remember to help Spread The Distortion(tm) and tell everyone about the show! Bring some new freaks over to the dark side. On Today’s Show: – Mommy, why did you amputate me?

  • April 21, 2006By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! I’m back! I still have a cold, but fuck it all to hell. You’ll just have to deal with my sniffling and blowing my nose. Another great show! Will there be a Saturday show!? Only you can make the difference! Paypal today, enjoy audio from shit-videos tomorrow! On Today’s Show: – Fags Flame

  • April 20, 2006By distortedview

    So, I’ve come down with a yet another fucking cold. I don’t think this one is going to be too bad, though. I don’t quite feel like death or anything. Nonetheless, instead of doing a new show, or (god forbid) a Best-of show, here’s a Vidcast! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio

  • April 19, 2006By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I have nothin else to add, so here’s the ingredients to Mountain Blast Powerade: Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Maltodexterin, Citric Acid, Natural Flavors, Salt, Potassium Phosphate…etc On Today’s Show: – Death: The perfect birthday gift – Flesh eating fish! Look years younger! – Placenta Yum Yum Cheryl: Check out

  • April 18, 2006By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday, and I’ve got a new Sextastic Tuesday story…with a little help from some friends. Enjoy the insanity. On Today’s Show: – Flame On, Buick Skylark! – The Piss Bucket – Sewing lips Links: Me & The Bean: As heard on today’s DV! THe PK&J Show: Just one more reason why I’m