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Archive for May, 2006

  • May 31, 2006By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! One more show for the month of May before we kick its ugly ass out the door. Make way for June. June is a sexy, kinky month that will do all of the things that May called “sick”. Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: – Poison Milk with Vitamin DEATH! – Introducing the

  • May 30, 2006By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! I’m alive! There was no show on Memorial Day and last Friday I was really sick, but I’m all better. To make up for the last day(s) and to try and drum up some fresh donations, today’s show is nearly an hour long. Enjoy the extended stupidity. On Today’s Show: – Pussy goes

  • May 26, 2006By distortedview

    Hey Freaks, I spent about 5 hours spweing everything that resided in my body, including a few major organs, I fear. It’s been about 7 hours since I last puked, but I still kind of feel like shit. Hopefully there will be a show later today if I’m feeling better. Believe it or not, I

  • May 25, 2006By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show. I’m tired. Goodnight. On Today’s Show: – Toe Lickers! – Fake Vaginas! – Creepy, Drunk Teachers! Links: Cool Short: From my buddy Chad Marcus: Is Funny!(dotcom) Today’s Clickgrid sponsor! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: Podcast Alley: We’re clinging to the top

  • May 24, 2006By distortedview

    Hey Freaks, Enjoy the show today! I tried to limit my donation and clickgrid talk to give you a break from all of the shameless begging I’ve been doing. But seriously, fork over some bones. On Today’s Show: – Drugged Titties – More dick chomping – Don’t piss on the plants Links: Dallas Gay Pod:

  • May 23, 2006By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! We’re back with a brand new show, although the Sextastic Tuesday story is a repeat in an attempt to punish you for not donating to DV’s pledge drive. Ultimately, I felt bad about this and ended up recording a 30+ minute program for you. Enjoy. On Today’s Show: – Flame On, Dipshits! –

  • May 22, 2006By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great weekend! On today’s show you hear what happens when you masturbate with numbing toothache gel. That’s right, the Windowlicker took my suggestion from last week’s show and jacksoff with a Orajel. Video coming soon. On Today’s Show: – A pencil in the ass – 2 for the

  • May 19, 2006By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! It’s late, I’m tired, so these shownotes will be short. Enjoy the Friday program! I may be back tomorrow for a Saturday show, but you know what you need to do to make that happen. Later! Sorry if you Skyped me but you’re not on the show. I had to cut a few

  • May 18, 2006By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Back for another installment of audio stupidity! Remember to vote for Distorted View at Podcast Alley! We’re sooooo close to the top 10! If you can get me into the top 5, I’ll throw you guys a pizza party! On Today’s Show: – Torn Testicles – Footlicker! – Naughty teacher Links: Buy Dublin

  • May 17, 2006By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show. In addition to twisted news, I usher in a brand new American Idol segment that we will probably never revisit. Enjoy it while you can. Plus, a live phone call, your voicemails, and my delicious 3 bean hummus recipe! On Today’s Show: – If a tree crushes a