Hey Freaks! Tomorrow is my 26th birthday and I’m still laughing at men who put their cigarettes out in toddler’s eyeballs. How immature, right? Well, there’s nothing immature about the cool, crisp taste of Winston brand cigarettes, the only brand that promises to cause irreversible retina damage when applied to the eye. Winston tastes good,

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show and have a great weekend. Don’t forget to vote for DV at the Podcast Awards. You can vote once per day. I’ll see you back here on Monday to start a whole new week of this crap. On Today’s Show: – FM Sex Radio – A really creepy stripper –

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! That’s all I got. – Perverted clowns – Machete vs. Gun – A Phone in your throat DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote for DV Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/27/06

Hey Freaks! Domestic Violence Awareness Week continues on Distorted View with more PSA audio goodness. Knowing is half the battle my friends. Enjoy the show and keep the E-mail/Voicemail coming! On Today’s Show: – The sweet sound of shit – Japanese boys don’t know how to pee – Chunks of skull falling from his face

Hey Freaks! If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. Today’s show gives the Mugglecast a run for its money. Don’t miss today’s fanfic edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Plus more great domestic violence audio! On Today’s Show: – Cooking up dog meat! – Bicycling Crossdressers! Links: Swingman: Today’s closing music! DV Merch: Dress in Distortion Snail

Hey Freaks! Glad to be back with you for yet another week of audip stupidity. Thanks for all the E-mails with news stories, audio/video links, and your Jenny Craig success stories! Keep them coming! Distorted View T-Shirts are now available. Here are the first two designs. Buy them now at Cafepress! If you have any

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show, have a great weekend, all that jazz. On Today’s Show: – Maggots in bedsores – When blind men attack! – Masturbating at Arbys DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: End Hunger – Vote For DV Listen

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! If you come across a funny news story or HIGH-LARIOUS audio/video file, send it my way. You could win $10,000!* * By purchasing a lottery ticket or something. On Today’s Show: – Cleaning with gasoline – Blinded by a carrot – Erectile Interference Links: Manties: Panties made for men! DV

Hey Freaks! I’ll keep this short and sweet. Enjoy the show, and suck the toes of someone you love (or a stranger) On Today’s Show: – Attack of the Toe licker! – Pissing in your grocer’s freezer – The Naked Chicken Man! Links: Razzamataz: Now with even more Razzle Dazzle! The Podcast of Illegal Substance:

Hey Freaks! Today we’ve got a celebrity edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Cheryl Merkowski of whorehole.org reads us some lesbian erotica. As if that wasn’t enough, I’ve also got more of the crazy, bizarre stories you’ve grown to tolerate from me. On Today’s Show: – The Tampon Maniac! – How old people are like dogs –