Hey Freaks! Enjoy this spooky, creeptacular crapfest. I’ve got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story, along with all the other shit I do on this thing. Have a happy Halloween! On Today’s Show: – A Mother-Toucher – A Real (HIV inducing) Prick – The Revenge of Ron Cooley Join the freaks in the live chatroom:

Hey Freaks! I’m back here with you to start a brand new week of DV! If you didn’t catch it, I did a show over the weekend, so check that one out as well. If you’re planning to send stuff to DV’s mailing address, make sure to do it before the end of this week.

Hey freaks! Look! A weekend show! I’m as surprised as you are. Nonetheless, enjoy the program and I’ll see you back here tomorrow to start a brand new week! On Today’s Show: – Pizza & Urine! – A Face full of feces – Genital mutilation (with scissors!) Links: Joe Hedges: Former July For Kings frontman.

Hey Freaks! I am so happy to be back with a brand new, FULL episode of DV. Enjoy the program, and keep all of the news tips, voicemails, and audio/video shit coming! I really appreciate all of it, even if I don’t play them on the show. Enjoy, fuckers. On Today’s Show: – Fly swatting

Hey Freaks! I’ve got one more mini-show for you before I head back to Ashtabula. Enjoy it, and I’ll be back with a full length, REAL episode of the show tommorow! Enjoy the stupidity! Listen to the show!

Hey Freaks! Well, in true DV cluster-fuck fashion, I’m having a hell of a time doing a show for you guys. I have the wrong software, no mp3 codecs installed, and poor wireless access. On the flip-side, I have some wonderful audio of me singing in my car and news stories involving dead babies, fucking

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the podcast! I’ve got nothing else. On Today’s Show: – Nailing your testicles – Dismembering your (now ex) girlfriend – Dildo Thief! Links: MiniPops: Awful and Awfuler Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Throw

Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday program! Thanks for all of the E-mail/Voicemails. Keep them coming! Enjoy today’s show! Or don’t. I don’t fucking care. On Today’s Show: – The Testicle Festival! – Who Stole My Teeth!? – Newest fake affliction: Web-Rage Links: Nobody Likes Onions: Letting the Eagle Soar Whore Hole: Hot and Mess,

Hey Freaks! I’m back with the Tuesday show! I’ve got a brand new listener-written Sextastic Tuesday story for you. Enjoy the stupidity! On Today’s Show: – Shooting your Fiance – Shitting in the classroom – Banging goats Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085

Hey Freaks! It’s time to start a brand new week of audio stupidity! I’ve got a very musical edition of DV for you today, as we start the week off with a brand new Linda Finkle Hall of Fame nominee! Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: – A Disney Orgy – A melty face crack