Hey Freaks! Remember: no one should touch you in a way you feel is wrong. And that’s one to grown on! Ba dum bum! Enjoy the show, and keep those voicemails coming! On Today’s Show: – Russian Manimals! – When Dentists Attack – Crackhead Chessmasters – Penis Haters Links: The Sideshow: DV’s Member Site: Keep

Hey Freaks! I’m back with a working mic! Enjoy the show, and don’t forget to keep sending me those funny soundclips, videos, and news tips! On Today’s Show: – McWormburger! – Freezer Babies! – A Preggers Man!? Links: Faggotry In Motion: My new favorite person! Super Freak Sideshow: DV’s Member site! Check it out! Email:

Hey Freaks! Wow, what a cluster-fuck. My XLR cable kept shorting out or something throughout the show, so I had to keep re-recording shit. It was a real pain. Finally, at about 20 minutes into the show it cuts out for good. I’m buying a new one tomorrow. Until then, enjoy 3/4 of a show!

Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of shows for you. Hope your Thanksgiving Weekend was great and you didn’t bludgeon any of your family members. If you did, you might just hear your name on DV. On Today’s Show: – Free Baby on Craigslist – Giant Brazilian Ass! – Underage hooker snags

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show and I’ll be back after Thanksgiving for more DV this week!! On Today’s Show: – Nazi Gingerbread Men! – The Hairy Fairy Strikes Again – The Beast Within Links: Super Freak Sideshow: DV’s Member site! Check it out! Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Vote For DV! Listen to Today’s

Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday, and you all know what that means! Sextastic! Thanks to our good buddy Preston, we’ve got a really doozy of a story for you. Think you can write a twisted story like Preston? E-mail me your attempts. If your story is read on the show, I’ll give you a 1-month free

Hey Freaks! I’m back to start a whole new week of show with you! The big news is that the Super Freak Sideshow is online and taking subscriptions! Sign-up now to help keep me off the streets. Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: – Decapitated Granny Goes For a Ride – Screw for World Peace!

Hey Freaks! Tim “Broken Promises” Henson? No way! Not this time. Here is the promised Friday show, even though I feel like death on a stick. Here’s a fun game for you to play while listening to the show: guess the exact moment in the program when I stopped trying to be funny and adopted

Hey Freaks! I’m working hard on getting the member site up. It’s a real son-of-a-bitch, let me tell you. It should be up tonight or tomorrow, though. I’ll keep you posted. The first 50 members to sign-up get to see a picture of my fat ass! Incentives! On Today’s Show: – Deep Throat Hygiene –