Hey Freaks! Happy Halloween! Enjoy today’s Spooktastic Wednesday story. If you’re not a Sideshow Member, be a good freak and sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Drunk Zombies – Lawnmover + Elderly = Hilarity – 92 Year Old Sex Object PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 1115ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get

Hey Freaks! Halloween is romorrow! Enjoy last years Spooktastic Tuesday show. Tomorrow we’ll do a Wednesday Sextastic tuesday to celebrate the holiday. Upset there’s no new content today? Fuck you, freeloaders. Sideshow freaks will be getting a videocast. So, suck it up and fork over the $5.00. PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 1115ASHTABULA, OHIO

Hey Freaks! I’m back in town and back with a new show to start our Monday off. If you liked Corey’s mashup on Friday, you’ll really love today’s edition. Enjoy the stupidity! On Today’s Show: – Bleached Baby Bingo – Dry Humping A  Bicycle – Ring Ring Ring Banana Cock PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEWPO

Hey Freaks! Sorry, but I’ve got a Best-Of Show for you. I just woke up. I was up late getting the blog section back up. So check out all that shit, enjoy this classique episode of DV, and I’ll be back tomorrow. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Shock Potty Treatment – Shit Pockets – Frying

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday program! Want more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow! Support the show and get additional content. Win Win! Exclamation Marks! On Today’s Show: – A City Full of Fat-Man’s – Shitting In Your Minivan – Cigarettes: Now With Larva Links: Armchair Kid Nation: A Program Full of Cunts PO Box

Hey Freaks! Sorry for the late update again. On Today’s Show: – Icy Corpse – Candy Bar For Tits – A Near Dead Rolling on the Freeway PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 1115ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily: 10/23/07

Hey Freaks! Sorry for the late show, but here you go! Midgets and shit dick and laughing skeletons, oh my! Enjoy the stupidity On Today’s Show: – Using your Anus as a Bottle Opener – mmmm Ear Wax – A Penised Back Links: Eating Earwax: Suck that finger! PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 1115ASHTABULA,

Hey Freaks! Friday is here. I think I’ve got a great show for you today. Lots of stupidity. Sideshow freaks will get a weekend program and that video I promised. Have a great weekend! On Today’s Show: – All Women Are Lesbian Tit Juice-Loving Freaks – Shaken Baby! – Hello Moto (Penis) PO Box Address: DISTORTED

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show. If you’re a Sideshow member, I’ve got another videocast for you later today. Not a member? Sign up now and you’ll get it! On Today’s Show: – The Savory Taste of Human Flesh – Blood Binge Drinking – Brushing Your Nostrils PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 1115ASHTABULA, OHIO