Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday podcast! Sideshow freaks will get a weekend program, so if you want more DV, sign up now! On Today’s Show: – 300 Pound Hookers – Knifing A Sea Lion – Dead, Naked Amputees Links: Shrinking: Yet Another Stupid Fetish Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Hey Freaks! Back for your Thursday show! Enjoy the program. If you’ve run across something funny, (audio, video, news, etc) E-mail me. I’d love to check it out. On Today’s Show: – Baby Dick Flashers  – Peeing Shit! – Eating 40 Pairs of Underwear Links: The BackUp: Where Did I Put My Shotgun, Oh No… Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail:

Hey Freaks! I’m back with your Wednesday show! If you’re a member of the DV Sideshow, you’ll get an additional 20 minutes of audio stupidity from me. Not a member? Sign up and you’ll gain access to the extended shows. On Today’s Show: – Drag Queens Rule McDonald-Land – Ripped Out Chunks of Hair –

Hey Freaks! I’m so happy to back with new programs! Enjoy the program. I tried to go a little bit longer today to make up for the lack of shows for you non-paying listeners. So, enjoy 40 minutes of stupidity. On Today’s Show: – Poop Cures! – Jerking Off on German Engineering – Cock Biters! Links:

Hey Freaks! Yeah, it’s a best of show. Sorry freaks! I got back down to Columbus super late. In addition to the Thanksgiving stuff, I had to finish cleaning out my old apartment in Ashtabula. I’m pretty well exhausted. My trip back down to Columbus was extended by about an hour and a half because EVERYONE

Hey Freaks! Happy Thanksgiving! Believe it or not, I did a brand new show for Sideshow Members today. Want to hear it? Sign up! Otherwise, enjoy the Best-Of Show! A listeners E-mailed me and requested the episode where the Windowlicker used orajel to jerk off. Your wish is my command! – Pencils in the Butt

Hey Freaks! You’re missing some great shows this week! To celebrate the 1-year anniversary of the Sideshow, I’m doing a week of member-only shows. Not a member? Sign up so you don’t miss a thing. I do miss you guys! I’ll be back next week with new programs for you cheap bastards. On today’s Best

Hey Freaks, This week marks the first anniversary of the DV Sideshow! To celebrate, all the new shows with week are Sideshow-exlcusive. Want to hear them? Sign up! Otherwise, enjoy some Best-Of Show! On Today’s Show: – Iron Heads – Igniting Love Ones of Fire – Giving Pedos Boners Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV

Hey Freaks, This week marks the first anniversary of the DV Sideshow! To celebrate, all the new shows with week are Sideshow-exlcusive. Want to hear them? Sign up! Otherwise, enjoy some Best-Of Show! On Today’s Show: – Drunk Dogs – Pervy Teachers – Attack of the Sidewalk Masturbater Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the

Hey Freaks! It’s time to end the week once again. If you’re Sideshow members, I’ll have a weekend program for you. Don’t forget, all next week new shows will be for Sideshow Members-only. Sign up now so you don’t miss a thing. Non-paying members will get Best-Of Shows. Having something specific you want to hear? Let me