Hey Freaks! I’m virtually straddling two years! Play this show at exactly 11:50pm and you can celebrate the New Year with me! Retarded? Yes. On Today’s Show: – Flying Dinosaurs Found In Surburban Washington – Shower Sex With The Dog – A Pedophile’s Toy-Sale BLOWOUT! Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top

Hey Freaks! As promised, here with the weekend show! Normally I’d offer this to Sideshow members only, but because there were only a few shows posted this week because of the holidays, I thought I’d give you free-loading sons of bitches just a taste of Sideshow Exclusivity. Ting. Enjoy. On Today’s Show: – FonDOOOM –

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show! I’ll be back this weekend with another program for everone. I’ll be updating the Sideshow with more content as well! Sign up now and become a card-carrying FREAK! On Today’s Show: – The Pig Spleen Says This Weekend Will Be Partly Cloudy With a Chance Of Bacon – Your

Hey Freaks! I’m back from my short Christmas break! Hope you all had a great holidays, but it’s time now to get back to the stupidity. Want more DV, plus my mom’s reaction to 2girls1cup? Sign up to the sideshw now! On Today’s Show: – Attacked By Hamburger Patties (OF DOOM!) – Pissin in the Closet

Hey Freaks! Yeah, the show is late. I’m sorry. On the bright side: it’s an extended program! Bonus: A weekend show for you Sideshow members will be popping up tomorrow! Enjoy the stupidity! Not a member? Sign up now! On Today’s Show: – 10 inches of Feces – FATALITY! – Teenager to Toddler: Choke on

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday program! If you’re a Sideshow member you’ve been getting daily updates of exclusive stuff. The most recent addition was an hour of our live program from July of 2000 back when I moved down to Dallas, TX to work for an Internet broadcast company. It’s some of the most cringe-worthy

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday show! On Today’s Show: – Bloody Mouthes – A  7 Year Old Drag Queen – Penis Promises Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily: 12/19/07  

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday program! Want more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow! The new site is chugging right along and new stuff is being added daily. On Today’s Show: – Poop Worms! – Bleach Bingo Babies – Dogs Sucking On Your Cock Teets Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top

Hey Freaks! Back for another week of show with you! Enjoy the program! On Today’s Show: – Splattered Feces – Flaming Hemorrhoids – Santa Hates You Links: Dating On Demand: Poor Danny Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily: 12/17/07

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show! The new Sideshow site will be going live today. Working out some more of the kinks and you freaks will see stuff popping up on the site all weekend. Most of you will see the new site online sometime this afternoon. Until then, enjoy the crappy old verison. On Today’s