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Archive for October, 2015

  • October 30, 2015By distortedview

    I’ve never played Minecraft before and when night falls it’s a truly frightening experience. Especially when you don’t have a torch. Also, I create some backstory for the game where I must repopulate the land of Timtopia. By banging mutated sheep or something.

  • October 30, 2015By distortedview

    Podcast: Download | Embed On Today’s Show: Ask Satan Returns! Secret Audio Recordings of Kiddy Fucker Jared Labiaplasty For Your LuLuLemons Pimping Out Your Dogs  Links: Support Bertram Fiddle Episode 2: Check out the Kickstarter Campaign Featuring The Work of DV Artist Dan! Contact And Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View

  • October 28, 2015By distortedview

    Podcast: Download | Embed On Today’s Show: Outrageous Female Orgasms Smirnoff Sells Crystal Meth Dildo Spokesman Justin Beiber The Christian Way To Avoid Eye Contact During Sex  Links: Support Bertram Fiddle Episode 2: Check out the Kickstarter Campaign Featuring The Work of DV Artist Dan! Contact And Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like

  • October 26, 2015By distortedview

    Podcast: Download | Embed On Today’s Show: Jem Is A Truly Outrageous Bomb A Metal Coil In Your Dickhole Family Game / Orgy Night Sex Robot Convention SHUT DOWN SEQUENCE INITIATED  Links: Support Bertram Fiddle Episode 2: Check out the Kickstarter Campaign Featuring The Work of DV Artist Dan! Contact And Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s

  • October 25, 2015By distortedview

    Distorted View listener Chris Aiello has created a masterpiece! Check out his Soundcloud account! https://soundcloud.com/chrisnaiello/

  • October 24, 2015By distortedview

    It’s time to try playing another game for you guys. Today: Mario Kart 8! As an added bonus, I’ll be using a speech jammer app on my phone. This app uses your phones microphone / headphones to echo back everything youe say with a slight delay, making it difficult to sound coherent. If you like

  • October 22, 2015By distortedview

    Tim talks with Thursday Lane, the Youtube sensation who has been posting videos detailing his unique fetish. Fun and some light phone sex ensues!

  • October 22, 2015By distortedview

    Podcast: Download | Embed On Today’s Show: Sexy School Shooters Having Fart Phone Sex Corpses In Party Poses The Shabba Sheekie Mayoral Candidate Is Back! Links: Support Bertram Fiddle Episode 2: Check out the Kickstarter Campaign Featuring The Work of DV Artist Dan! Contact And Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted

  • October 20, 2015By distortedview

    Podcast: Download | EmbedOn Today’s Distorted View Daily:  I’m Passable! Painting With Yo Dick Brush Play Pretend With Hypodermic Needles Ponies Skull Fucking Ponies Contact And Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to great

  • October 19, 2015By distortedview

    Podcast: Download | Embed On Today’s Show: 2 Penises Severed! I Acquire A Debilitating Stutter Anal Fire Shit Gagging Links: Support Bertram Fiddle Episode 2: Check out the Kickstarter Campaign Featuring The Work of DV Artist Dan! Contact And Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout

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