October 30, 2015By distortedview
I’ve never played Minecraft before and when night falls it’s a truly frightening experience. Especially when you don’t have a torch. Also, I create some backstory for the game where I must repopulate the land of Timtopia. By banging mutated sheep or something.
October 30, 2015By distortedview
Podcast: Download | Embed On Today’s Show: Ask Satan Returns! Secret Audio Recordings of Kiddy Fucker Jared Labiaplasty For Your LuLuLemons Pimping Out Your Dogs Links: Support Bertram Fiddle Episode 2: Check out the Kickstarter Campaign Featuring The Work of DV Artist Dan! Contact And Connect: Voicemail Line – 206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View
October 28, 2015By distortedview
Podcast: Download | Embed On Today’s Show: Outrageous Female Orgasms Smirnoff Sells Crystal Meth Dildo Spokesman Justin Beiber The Christian Way To Avoid Eye Contact During Sex Links: Support Bertram Fiddle Episode 2: Check out the Kickstarter Campaign Featuring The Work of DV Artist Dan! Contact And Connect: Voicemail Line – 206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like
October 26, 2015By distortedview
Podcast: Download | Embed On Today’s Show: Jem Is A Truly Outrageous Bomb A Metal Coil In Your Dickhole Family Game / Orgy Night Sex Robot Convention SHUT DOWN SEQUENCE INITIATED Links: Support Bertram Fiddle Episode 2: Check out the Kickstarter Campaign Featuring The Work of DV Artist Dan! Contact And Connect: Voicemail Line – 206-666-4463 (That’s
October 25, 2015By distortedview
Distorted View listener Chris Aiello has created a masterpiece! Check out his Soundcloud account! https://soundcloud.com/chrisnaiello/
October 24, 2015By distortedview
It’s time to try playing another game for you guys. Today: Mario Kart 8! As an added bonus, I’ll be using a speech jammer app on my phone. This app uses your phones microphone / headphones to echo back everything youe say with a slight delay, making it difficult to sound coherent. If you like
October 22, 2015By distortedview
Tim talks with Thursday Lane, the Youtube sensation who has been posting videos detailing his unique fetish. Fun and some light phone sex ensues!
October 22, 2015By distortedview
Podcast: Download | Embed On Today’s Show: Sexy School Shooters Having Fart Phone Sex Corpses In Party Poses The Shabba Sheekie Mayoral Candidate Is Back! Links: Support Bertram Fiddle Episode 2: Check out the Kickstarter Campaign Featuring The Work of DV Artist Dan! Contact And Connect: Voicemail Line – 206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted
October 20, 2015By distortedview
Podcast: Download | EmbedOn Today’s Distorted View Daily: I’m Passable! Painting With Yo Dick Brush Play Pretend With Hypodermic Needles Ponies Skull Fucking Ponies Contact And Connect: Voicemail Line – 206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to great
October 19, 2015By distortedview
Podcast: Download | Embed On Today’s Show: 2 Penises Severed! I Acquire A Debilitating Stutter Anal Fire Shit Gagging Links: Support Bertram Fiddle Episode 2: Check out the Kickstarter Campaign Featuring The Work of DV Artist Dan! Contact And Connect: Voicemail Line – 206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout