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Archive for January, 2016

  • January 29, 2016By distortedview

    Podcast: Download | EmbedOn Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Filling Your Butt With RediWhip Doot Ploops From Dick Suction Little Girls Crying For Donald Trump Sliding Toilet Paper Rolls Under Your Penis Skin Links: The Sextastic Tuesday Learning Neural Network Is Online! Call and Connect: Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to

  • January 27, 2016By distortedview

    Podcast: Download | EmbedOn Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Buttering And Broiling Your Laptop CumNet is Sentient Pep Rally For The N-Word How Many Sex Partners Should You Have? Links: That Bonkers Video Where A Child Is Convinced To Butter and Cook His Laptop Watch Me Play Splatoon! My Livestream From Tuesday Morning The Sextastic Tuesday

  • January 27, 2016By distortedview

    I did a livestream earlier where I played Splatoon for about an hour and a half. This is a high quality version of that. Today I Pay Splatoon! I’m a novice/intermediate gamer. I love flashing lights and colorful things, but I’m not the brightest. Watch me fumble around your favorite games. It might be frustrating

  • January 25, 2016By distortedview

    Podcast: Download | EmbedOn Today’s Distorted View Daily:  A New Disturbing Party Line At Home Denistry NYC Jerk Off Booths Dads Dead In The Sex Swing Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links

  • January 25, 2016By distortedview

    Thanks to DV listener Rian, I’m (FINALLY) the proud owner of a PS4. As I was trying to download the 40gb games that came bundled with the console, I grabbed a cheapy small game called Surgery Simulator. Today: a I perform a heart transplant.

  • January 22, 2016By distortedview

    Podcast: Download | EmbedOn Today’s Distorted View Daily:  I’m Being Showered Gifts Like a High Priced Call Girl N-Word Bombing Livestreams Withholding Sex? That’s A Nunchuking Formalwear For Your Penis Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its

  • January 20, 2016By distortedview

    Podcast: Download | EmbedOn Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Martin Luther King Jr Doesn’t Have A Friend In Nebraska Trump Supports Whack Off To What!? The Sounds of The Reptilian Language Snapchatting Elderly Poon Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes,

  • January 18, 2016By distortedview

    Podcast: Download | EmbedOn Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Sally Struthers Ruins Lives Early Onset Dementia Killing Your Children In The Name of Poon Tiny White Dick, Black Master, and Creamy Pussy Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its

  • January 15, 2016By distortedview

    Podcast: Download | EmbedOn Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Bill Cosby Rape Rap DV Listener Pukes Broccoli and Cheese For Me Selling Sex Toys And Hot Dogs Who Just Got Shipped A 55 Gallon Barrel of Lube? Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the

  • January 13, 2016By distortedview

    Podcast: Download | EmbedOn Today’s Distorted View Daily:  A Frigid Oregon Winter Full Of Men And Dildos David Bowie’s Death Causes Mass Confusion On Big Brother Charlie Sheen is HIVVING Hard Being Molested By Someone With No Arms and Legs Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to

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