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Turtle In Her Twattle

September 21, 20181 min read

On Today’s Distorted View:

Logan Paul’s Dad Likes to Paddles Through Wet Pussy With His Dick

Plus: The Hobbies of a 600 Pound Woman.  Spoiler: it involves not moving around and food

Beat over a lack of meat

and a how did a turtle crawl up a woman cunt

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