On Today’s Show:
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On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Gail Vs. Satan In Court | 4:52.000 |
| Coach Dave Just Broke Up With His Boyfriend | 10:16.635 |
| Butthole Cooking Show | 14:51.613 |
| Penile Leech Therapy | 18:02.625 |
| Support DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 27:20.000 |
| Sunbathing Your Labia | 28:22.125 |
| Waffle House Beer Is Here | 32:08.500 |
| Masturbating With The Store’s Vaseline | 35:52.000 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 38:40.000 |
