On Today’s Show: 
On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| My Nieces Like The Dumbest Youtubers | 2:00.993 |
| Thirst Trap Vloggin’ | 5:44.625 |
| Thirst Trap Vloggin’ | 7:34.125 |
| Gossip Blogger Cries Because Tik Tok Banned Him | 8:15.527 |
| Mister McFeeley Made Children Cry | 13:16.875 |
| Living Life As A Rubber Puppy | 15:49.384 |
| Support DV! | 21:03.494 |
| Superspreading Santa | 21:59.199 |
| Texas Just Can’t Rename Racist Locations | 25:16.000 |
| Dumb Kid Bankrupts A Family Thanks To In-App Purchases | 32:32.750 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 37:29.774 |
