On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Obsessive Tendencies And Impersonating The Autistic | 1:57.982 |
| Deep Throat And Open Nostril “Singing” | 8:11.978 |
| A Sloppy Soda Hole | 12:13.555 |
| Cam Girl: Paraplegic Edition | 15:03.972 |
| Mushed Up Babies In Your Vaccines | 20:33.182 |
| Cement Doesn’t Grow On Trees | 23:37.213 |
| Become A Supporter Of DV! | 26:05.195 |
| Fluid Bonding | 27:20.284 |
| Casting A Curse On Your Ex Boyfriend’s Dick | 33:03.015 |
| Breaking News: Pop Tarts May Not Be Super Healthy For You | 37:16.742 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 41:06.029 |
