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  • December 28, 2004By distortedview

    Hey freaks! We’re back with new shows today! Make sure to visit the Distorted View main site to watch our short films. The newest video, Night Owls: Episode 2, is quickly becoming the top downloaded of all-time. Thousands have fallen in love with three loveable whores. Now you can too. Now for the important stuff:

  • December 27, 2004By distortedview

    Here’s another best of show for you. I promise that tommorow will be a brand new, never-heard show. Don’t hold me to that, because I’ve been known to lie. Distorted View:12/27/04

  • December 21, 2004By distortedview

    It’s Christmas Eve-Eve-Eve! And with that, a new-old episode of Distorted View for you! On todays show: The Queefton School of Whorinary Arts! What more can I say? Distorted View:12/22/04 – The Queefton School of Whorinary Arts

  • December 21, 2004By distortedview

    Hey Freaks! What a big, exciting day! First, Distorted View’s new short film is officially online and viewable! You know those horrible late-night action shows like She Spies and VIP? They’ve all got scantily clad women running around, acting badly, using guns and looking sexy, right? I pretty much described Pamela Anderson’s entire career. At

  • December 20, 2004By distortedview

    Hey freaks, My new short film will be online sometime today! I’ve worked on it for about a month and I hope you’ll check it out. It clocks in at about 24 minutes and is a continuation of another video I did called Night Owls. It’s the story of three porn stars who fight crime

  • December 16, 2004By distortedview

    Hey freaks! It’s Friday! Enjoy the show because we’ve saved the best for last. We will be back on Monday to start a new week of DV for you. But don’t forget to visit Distorted View during the weekend for the online release of the new short film, “Night Owls Episode 2”. Good times! On

  • December 16, 2004By distortedview

    Welcome to Thursday my twisted little freaky deakies. We’ve got a great show for you, and I’m not just saying that because it’s my program. Ok, maybe I am. Check out what’s coming up today and you be the judge! Transvestites In flight! Drunken women locking themselves in toilets! Lumberjacks gone wild! Plus: E-mail and

  • December 15, 2004By distortedview

    Hey freaks, Got a new show for you to feast upon. Sorry if I come off as a little tired, but I was…umm..tired. Who cares if I am a little sleepy on the show when we have the following morsels of insane stupidity: Adolf Hitler had a soft spot for the Tea Cup ride. A

  • December 14, 2004By distortedview

    Welcome to Tuesday, freaks! It’s another day and another batch of stupid people doing stupid things! Enjoy! Coming up on today’s show: Why are men falling asleep on fake women? What could have possibly gone wrong during a nude photo shoot? Why is Santa doing hard time in jail? And why is he begging the

  • December 13, 2004By distortedview

    Welcome back, freaky deakies! Hope you had a fan-fucking-tastic weekend! I’m well rested and back with yet more audio distortion for you. Coming up on the show today: Something on Britney Spears stinks and it’s not just the rotting stench of her career. We’ll get to the bottom of this mystery in our DV Pop