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  • December 16, 2004By distortedview

    Hey freaks! It’s Friday! Enjoy the show because we’ve saved the best for last. We will be back on Monday to start a new week of DV for you. But don’t forget to visit Distorted View during the weekend for the online release of the new short film, “Night Owls Episode 2”. Good times! On

  • December 16, 2004By distortedview

    Welcome to Thursday my twisted little freaky deakies. We’ve got a great show for you, and I’m not just saying that because it’s my program. Ok, maybe I am. Check out what’s coming up today and you be the judge! Transvestites In flight! Drunken women locking themselves in toilets! Lumberjacks gone wild! Plus: E-mail and

  • December 15, 2004By distortedview

    Hey freaks, Got a new show for you to feast upon. Sorry if I come off as a little tired, but I was…umm..tired. Who cares if I am a little sleepy on the show when we have the following morsels of insane stupidity: Adolf Hitler had a soft spot for the Tea Cup ride. A

  • December 14, 2004By distortedview

    Welcome to Tuesday, freaks! It’s another day and another batch of stupid people doing stupid things! Enjoy! Coming up on today’s show: Why are men falling asleep on fake women? What could have possibly gone wrong during a nude photo shoot? Why is Santa doing hard time in jail? And why is he begging the

  • December 13, 2004By distortedview

    Welcome back, freaky deakies! Hope you had a fan-fucking-tastic weekend! I’m well rested and back with yet more audio distortion for you. Coming up on the show today: Something on Britney Spears stinks and it’s not just the rotting stench of her career. We’ll get to the bottom of this mystery in our DV Pop

  • December 10, 2004By distortedview

    Hey everybody! Enjoy today’s show and we’ll see you back on Monday for an all new week of fresh DV’s! Keep checking this weekend for some Best-Of material, perchance. Coming up on today’s show: What’s more fun than a funeral, you ask? An off-roadin’ funeral! Yee-haw! Hell yeah, buddy. Screwing his way through the U.K.,

  • December 9, 2004By distortedview

    Hey! It’s our very first new show podcasting! I’m so excited! Hope you freaks enjoy the program and tell your friends about it. Coming up on today’s show: Is flashing your breasts during your child’s middle school hockey game inappropriate? Plus, taking kidney stone surgey into your own hands. Poor people rejoice: an affordable alternative

  • December 8, 2004By distortedview

    I know a lot of daily DV listeners have no idea what podcasting is, so I’m happy to spread the word and give you guys a crash course on this new technology! In it’s simplest sense, podcasting is like having a blog. In fact, it is a blog. And in each post, there’s a link

  • December 6, 2004By distortedview

    Hey freaks! Welcome to The Distorted View Podcast. To begin, let me let you in on what DV is all about. Distorted View is an audio program which features strange-but-true news items, presented in an off-beat manner, complete with accompanying commentary and/or comedy sketches. It is not suitable for those of you under 18 years