Well, you know there have been a lot of book bannings as of late. We’re all very scared of trans people, drag queens, and gays in general. We’re so skittish, if the word “gay” appears anywhere in a book, chances are it may be banned. An illustrated children’s book about siblings who build a doghouse
In an unbelievable turn of events, an Orthodox priest in Greece was busted for allegedly molesting a tourist by giving him a “holy” massage! According to The Telegraph, the unsuspecting tourist and his girlfriend were visiting a monastery on Rhodes when he forgot his crucifix. In an attempt to retrieve it, he was invited into
“Honey, get in the car, we’re going to get constipated” Bangkok has become the center of a dairy-driven storm as Burger King unveils its latest jaw-dropping creation: a lactose-intolerant’s nightmare called the “real cheeseburger.” This audacious invention features a burger bun that’s stuffed to the brim with a mind-boggling stack of up to 20 slices
Alright, freaks, buckle up for a rollercoaster of grotesque workplace retaliation: It’s time for the tale of Dale Wheatley and a horrifying scene at the Illinois nonprofit he works at. Recently, Dale waltzed into work, expecting a typical nine-to-five grind. But holy head cheese, what does he find? Not a warm greeting or a cup
Hold on to your internal organs, folks, because we’ve got a jaw-dropping story coming in hot from Miami-Dade County, Florida (say it with me..our most fucked up state) Brace yourselves for a tale of questionable decisions and mind-boggling luck that will make your head spin. So, picture this: it’s a balmy Sunday evening at The
From a real news story featured on the Distorted View Daily podcast: a man having sex with his girlfriend heard a loud pop and realized he had fractured his dick. It probably sounded something like this Distorted View is a daily podcast celebrating 14 years of featuring the worst the internet has to offer. https://youtu.be/AYZxvbUx4c4
A man committed suicide by hanging himself after his wife refused to have sex with him. He recently had a penis enlargement operation making his member too big to fit into his petite wife. Depressed over his mangled manhood, he killed himself.
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