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The Distorted View Store is open for the 2023 holiday season! Check out the new stuff, along with returning classics!

DV Lines Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

The Ugliest Pillow Ever

Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

Arrrrg DV Jolly Grin Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

DV Cube Accent Coffee Mug, 11oz

DV Logo Desk Mat

DV Stamp Shot Glass, 1.5oz

Freak Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

Tie-Dye Tee, Crystal

Glass Ornaments

Grinch DV Logo Santa Stocking

Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

Banaynays Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee

Chester Cheeseburger’s Heavy Cotton Tee

DV Cube Logo Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

DV VHS Shiterion Collection Ultra Cotton Tee

New DV Logo Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

Ricockulous Men’s Cotton Crew Tee

Satan Away! Heavy Cotton Tee

White DV Stamp Logo Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

DV Logo 22oz Vacuum Insulated Bottle

DV Pint Glass, 16oz

DV Skinny Tumbler with Straw, 20oz

DV Tumbler with Straw, 16oz

New DV Logo 11oz Black Mug

RiCOCKulous Enamel Camp Cup

Distorted View Outline Sqwiggle Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

DV Comedy Freak Show Unisex Heavy Blend™ Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt

DV Stamp Logo – Unisex Premium Full Zip Hoodie

DV White Stamp Logo Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

DV Grin Men’s Boxer Briefs

DV Magnetic Bottle Opener

DV Pirate Flag Banner

Tim Face Jizz Towel

A Very Timmyboo Christmas Magnet

Amanda (Classic DV Logo) 2″ Kiss-Cut Stickers

Distorted View Bumper Stickers

Distorted View Kids Trading Card Stickers

DV Cube Die-Cut Magnets

DV Logo 2″ Sticker

DV Logo Holographic Die-cut Stickers

DV Mini Sticker Mega Pack!