What reminds you of the holidays more than Juicy, bubbling, sometimes frothy cum farts? Finally, there is an aromtherapy candle that will mentally transport you back to that time a mall santa bred you behind the dumpster of a Forever XXI. These candles are Cumfart Spice scented! Er, I mean
Eat your heart…er…ass out, Gwyneth! Distorted View Daily is getting into the candle biz. What could be more DV worthy than a prolapsed-ass candle. Ever wonder what a blown out pooper smelled liked? Surprisingly, ass meat as a very pleasant vanilla bean aroma to it! .: 3″ × 3 2/8″
Why do man have such a sweet rectum? It’s a great mystery, really. Now you can take that unique smell home with you. In can you’re wondering, a sweet rectum smells like a morning sea breeze. It’s actually quite exhilarating. .: One size (3″ × 3 2/8″) (7.6cm × 8.25cm)
