Hey! It’s the first “real” new show of the New Year! Let’s keep rocking with the craptastic news!
On Today’s Show:
– Ashley Simpson is a filthy, dirty, disgusting pig.
– A cross-dressing man got caught with his skirt up.
– And Finally: Pet Plastic Surgery. After “The Swan”, you knew it was coming to this.
Enjoy the show!
Distorted View Daily: 01/03/05