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  • June 18, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim cannonballed through satanic panic brainworms, fake TikTok racism, a brutally broken SpongeBob speedrunner, a child-for-monkey swap, and a mobility scooter turning a bike race into a live-action pileup. Basically, wholesome American entertainment. Opening Chaos The show opens with a deranged children’s hygiene anthem about

  • June 18, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim cannonballed through satanic panic brainworms, fake TikTok racism, a brutally broken SpongeBob speedrunner, a child-for-monkey swap, and a mobility scooter turning a bike race into a live-action pileup. Basically, wholesome American entertainment. Opening Chaos The show opens with a deranged children’s hygiene anthem about

  • June 17, 2026By Tim

    Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is a lovely little sewer pipe of bathroom panic, preachy anatomy songs, deranged asexual twins, pregnant fast-food violence, and ice cream-shop Yelp warfare. Basically, everyone is losing their mind in a slightly different accent. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Panic in the Restroom Ongoing Freaks and Pride Month Nonsense Public Freakouts and

  • June 16, 2026By Tim

    Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow is a truly cursed mix of White House UFC trash, a disgraced hentai goblin trying to cry his way back online, old-school NAMBLA propaganda, World Cup brothel packages, and Russian dudes voluntarily ruining their ears for masculinity points. Just a real buffet of human progress. Episode Highlights Josh Hokit, the same

  • June 15, 2026By Tim

    Episode Summary Monday’s show is a grimy little buffet of hooker drama, inflatable-fetish weirdos, retro computer sun-bleaching, midget balloon perverts, and a foot-modeling creep who allegedly turned Manhattan hotel rooms into audition-from-hell traps. Basically, everybody made terrible choices except maybe the dog who came home on her own. Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks and Weekend Damage

  • June 12, 2026By Tim

    Episode Summary Friday’s show is a beautiful Pride Month trash fire featuring Grindr revenge through windshield destruction, a new 90 Day Fiancé swamp-ogre romance, a woman who learns the hard way that spitting on cops has consequences, an app that ranks your most stressful co-workers, and a wannabe John Wick threatening murder over his impounded

  • June 12, 2026By Tim

    Episode Summary This sponsored best-of from 2016 is a beautiful disaster built around Tim’s poop-fueled nightmare game show, a revolting BBC smegma sissy story, Frankie McDonald’s suspicious earthquake wizardry, a pastor blaming porn for a miscarriage, and a Florida gay ramen-noodle domestic battery. Vintage DV, in other words. Episode Highlights Dream Logic and Shard-Based Entertainment

  • June 11, 2026By Tim

    Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow gets delightfully derailed by a gas-pump screw panic, Tim’s post-He-Man spiral into creepy Orko PSAs, some truly punishing music, a Florida noodle-payment revolt, and an Ohio political scandal involving Shrek’s dick. Just another classy day around here. Episode Highlights A raging man at a gas station falls for an internet hoax

  • June 10, 2026By Tim

    Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is stuffed with Knicks-fan race diplomacy gone sour, a fascinatingly unwell ex-phone-sex philosopher, planet-India manicure logic, a drunken Jewish street meltdown, Brad Pitt’s penis-cream trademark drama, and scientists bravely counting everyone’s farts so the rest of us don’t have to. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Phone Sex Theology and Pegging Economics Public

  • June 9, 2026By Tim

    Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow-exclusive mess features Grant MacDonald’s deranged Spotify message, a fresh descent into the world of Gooniversity, one truly unwell incest-false-allegation family feud, and a drunk driver who learned the hard way that Louisiana swamps come with teeth. Episode Highlights Grant MacDonald resurfaces with a bizarre Spotify fan-thank-you video and a brand-new song

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