Hey Freaks,
Back with yet another dose of daily distortion for you! Enjoy the madness!
Coming up on today’s show:
-Secret dangers of the fast food industry
-Why does that man have kitchen utensils in his anus?
-Condoms (of the “USED” variety) in the mail
-Marrying a dead person for fun and profit
All of this, plus my home-made spicy picante sauce recipe.
Enjoy!
Distorted View Daily: 01/05/05