Hey Freaks!
Tomorrow is my 26th birthday and I’m still laughing at men who put their cigarettes out in toddler’s eyeballs. How immature, right? Well, there’s nothing immature about the cool, crisp taste of Winston brand cigarettes, the only brand that promises to cause irreversible retina damage when applied to the eye. Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should *Ting* Enjoy the show.
On Today’s Program
– I see nicotine!
– Shitting cocaine
– Magnets + Your intestine = Trouble.
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/31/06