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Lately, there’s been renewed discussion regarding Bert and Ernie’s sexuality and the nature of their relationship. The official Sesame Street response is, “these boys are just swinging bachelors, chin deep in fuzzy purple felt poon”. Several writers disagree, stating that Bert and Ernie are not only gay, but fisting enthusiasts with a troubling addiction to poppers and Cher.

Only Distorted View Daily knows the truth. After digging deep in the archives, we uncovered a true story of male on male muppet lust. Enjoy this Bert and Ernie erotic fan fiction sex story.

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