On Today’s Show: 
On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Boarding Up Your Tenants Inside Their Apartment | 3:13.625 |
| Qanon Believer Was Shot And Killed Yesterday | 7:04.500 |
| A New Intervention Alcoholic | 15:20.000 |
| Shame Baiting With Vlad And The Podcasturbation Guy | 22:42.887 |
| Thank you Sideshow Freaks! | 26:58.000 |
| Dog Digs Up A Dildo | 27:30.000 |
| Squatting In A Hospital Room For 6 Years | 30:26.000 |
| Passed Out In The Drive Thru Lane of McDonalds | 35:42.000 |
| Voicemails / Ending | 38:21.511 |
