On Today’s Show: 
On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| MLK Jr. Day! | 1:18.000 |
| Jonathan Niehaus Is Not Attracted To Me | 6:39.000 |
| Raining Shit Water On My Head | 12:58.234 |
| The Scream Line Is Here For You To Vent And Share Your Anger | 15:50.000 |
| Support The Show! | 18:30.000 |
| Ham And Glass Shards Hot Pockets | 19:42.000 |
| Exploding Pussy Candles | 23:12.000 |
| A Gift From A Freak / Ending | 26:43.500 |
