On Today’s Show: 
On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Laughter For Every Occasion | 1:43.333 |
| Abusive Religious Step-Dad ASMR | 5:16.000 |
| Being Scammed By Two Fake 1980’s Rock Musicians | 7:37.333 |
| The Ideal Position To Fart In | 19:58.000 |
| We’re All Being Turned Into Mask Wearing Muslim Women | 24:00.000 |
| Step Right Up To The Sideshow And Support DV! | 25:46.000 |
| Jewish Space Lasers Of Doom! | 27:10.000 |
| That Subway Tuna Sandwich Your Eating Might Not Contain Fish | 33:33.561 |
| The Dirty Diaper Thief Has Been Caught Brown Handed | 39:46.000 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 42:58.000 |
