On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Checking In With A Creeps On The Party Line | 2:52.000 |
| African Broadcaster Tries To Pronounce English Words | 13:06.833 |
| CupcaKKe’s Music Video Is On Porn Sites | 16:52.757 |
| Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee – Fantasy Man | 19:00.728 |
| A New, Old Mental Retardation PSA | 21:20.666 |
| Support Distorted View Daily! Become A Sideshow Freak | 25:49.166 |
| IS There Such A Thing As “Too Much Meth?” | 27:04.000 |
| A Commemorative Testicle Bursting Coin | 32:24.892 |
| Another Gender Reveal Death | 38:12.000 |
| 206-666-4463 / Ending | 42:44.000 |
