On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| President’s Day | 1:57.166 |
| The Shitpig Doesn’t Seem To Care About Cleaning Up The Place | 5:28.000 |
| Piss Drinking – The Competition | 9:50.000 |
| 1990’s Public Access Show Takes Some Calls | 13:24.000 |
| Cheese Grating Your Foot | 17:00.000 |
| Support DV! | 21:52.000 |
| Racist Vs. Blue Asian | 23:17.830 |
| Deep Fried Human Body Parts | 29:22.000 |
| Digital Blackface Claims Another Career | 32:27.500 |
| Voicemail: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 37:16.000 |
