On Today’s Show:
| Name |
| Introduction |
| Texas Is Frozen |
| Soverign Citizens Are Now Water Dwelling Amphibians? |
| Meade Is Creeping People Out At Work |
| Support Distorted View! Sign Up For The Sideshow |
| Texas Mayor To His People: Eat Shit And Freeze You Weak Beta Cucks |
| Why Do Dogs Like To Smell Your Crotch? |
| How Mouth Ulcers Can Help Reduce Airline Baggage Fees |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
