On Today’s Show
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Masturbation Corn Nut Commercials | 1:36.000 |
| Snow Isn’t Real | 2:52.585 |
| Streamer Gets A Steaming Hot Package To Unbox | 12:20.000 |
| Ode To Abortion | 13:50.000 |
| A Man Expecting Weed And Schnitzel Is Disappointed | 15:22.000 |
| The Jewish Queen Once Again Shows Off Her Intelligence | 17:42.000 |
| A Confession From A Diarrhea Lover | 18:46.000 |
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| Faking A Kidnapping To Get Out Of Work | 25:06.000 |
| Bitten Off Tongue Flies Away | 29:02.000 |
| Cake Man Causes A Stir | 32:44.000 |
| 206-666-4463 Call Me! / Ending | 36:32.000 |
