On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 00:00.0 |
| 1000lb Sister Update | 01:51.4 |
| God Is Burning My Pee-Pee | 09:39.3 |
| A Depressing Relationship – Videogamer Edition | 14:56.0 |
| A Vegan Just Itching To Say The N-Word | 19:18.0 |
| Consider Becoming A Sideshow Member! | 24:12.0 |
| Papa John Has Been N-Word Free For Months Now! | 25:16.7 |
| Women: Get in The Kitchen. – Burger King | 30:19.2 |
| Accidental Gay Insect Sex | 34:24.0 |
| 206-666-4463 – Call Me! / Ending | 37:38.0 |
