On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| My New Favorite Cult For 2021 | 1:30.000 |
| The Tit Pig Prepares Poutine | 17:20.000 |
| Brawl At The Sporting Tourney | 23:56.000 |
| SuperFreakSideshow.Com – Become A True And Honorable Freak | 25:28.000 |
| Take Part In Vasectomy Madness! | 27:08.833 |
| Making Your Students Fish Out Turds And Toilet Paper | 31:08.000 |
| Apartment Doctor Turns Out To Be A Fraud | 35:24.000 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 41:24.000 |
