On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 00:00.0 |
| Interdimensional Beings Checking In With Us | 03:22.0 |
| Annoying Livestreamer Gets Stabbed | 13:46.0 |
| Finding Teenage Sperm In The Weirdest Places | 21:02.0 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow And Support This Podcast! | 26:40.0 |
| Pantless Paul Packed A Pickle Up His Puckered Pooper At A Private Premise | 27:59.5 |
| The Baby Bottle Fad Is Coming | 32:34.0 |
| A BBQ Glaze On Your Exes Car | 38:22.0 |
| Voicemails / Ending | 41:11.3 |
