On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| A Linda Finkle Superstar Update: Jan Terri | 1:48.000 |
| Loving That Athlete’s Foot | 12:18.000 |
| Sagittarius Shawty Is Dealing With Some Backlash | 15:36.000 |
| Step Up To The Sideshow! | 23:24.000 |
| Vaseline Dick Injection | 24:31.525 |
| Someone Showered At Johnny Depp’s House (NOT JOHNNY DEPP, Of Course) | 29:22.000 |
| Cinema Sex In Front Of The Big Screen | 32:26.000 |
| Voicemails / Ending | 36:32.000 |
