On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Tim Henson Is All Vaxxed Up | 2:19.317 |
| My Trip To The COVID Vaccine Clinic | 2:58.000 |
| Rocking Out To The Crippled Beats | 7:24.000 |
| Dhar Mann Is Still At It! Poor People Get Evicted By Dick Landlord | 11:54.000 |
| Karen Vs. 11 Year Old | 20:24.000 |
| Walking On Puppets | 23:36.000 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! | 25:21.500 |
| Investing In Taco Bell Hot Sauce Futures | 27:04.000 |
| Homemade Gloryhole Ends In Disaster | 32:52.000 |
| Stealing Cats At Gunpoint | 36:48.000 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 38:32.966 |
