On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| The Situation In The Suez Canal | 3:02.000 |
| Suex Canal Erotic Fanfiction | 5:02.000 |
| Asshole Whistling | 13:34.000 |
| What Toast Setting Do You Like Your Black Women? | 14:40.000 |
| Shoplifting Woman Gets A Verbal Takedown From Trans Livestreamer | 19:00.000 |
| Become A Member of The Sideshow Today! | 24:12.000 |
| Explaining That “Old Person Smell” | 25:36.000 |
| Human Dicks Are Shrinking And Malfunctioning | 30:50.000 |
| A Python Is My Emtional Support Animal / Wingman | 35:00.000 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 39:20.000 |
