On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.193 |
| This Week’s DV MVF: The Fister Listener | 1:26.000 |
| A Tunnel Buttplug | 5:06.833 |
| I Found Someone Else Pissed Off At The Alphabet | 10:12.000 |
| Checking In With Chronic Masturbators | 13:48.000 |
| Support Distorted View! Sign Up For The Sideshow | 20:58.000 |
| Your Vibrator Can Track Your Pizza Delivery | 31:15.605 |
| A Free Gym Membership For Those NOT Getting The COVID Vaccine | 35:24.000 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 37:34.000 |
