On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Karen Q Sexy Talks With Trump Supporters | 2:04.000 |
| Cock Destroyer Merchandise | 15:52.000 |
| Meade’s Creepy Trivia | 18:42.000 |
| Ranking Women With Your Wife | 21:14.000 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 28:11.618 |
| Beating Your Man With A Hair Dryer | 29:34.000 |
| Bitin And Poopin And Doing Hood Dog Stuff | 32:16.000 |
| Idiot Married A Briefcase | 36:38.000 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 42:19.199 |
