On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| James Charles Apology #731 | 2:19.827 |
| Unlikable Trans Free Speech Auditor Ruins Easter | 10:32.000 |
| Meade Skelton’s Easter Live Stream | 15:05.778 |
| Dripping Hot Dog Juices | 22:16.000 |
| DMX Mashup | 23:46.000 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! | 25:18.481 |
| RIP Yahoo! Answers | 26:48.000 |
| Turning A Confederate Chair In A Toilet | 32:38.000 |
| Hunter Biden Smoking That Hard Cheese | 37:38.000 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 42:59.569 |
