On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| The Cincinnati Cicadas Are Coming | 2:39.771 |
| Checking In With My Mom After Her Vaccine Appointment | 8:18.000 |
| Stealth Sex Audio | 15:34.000 |
| Hangry And Racist At McDonalds | 21:20.000 |
| Diapered Up Protesters | 24:42.000 |
| Step Right Up To The Sideshow! https://www.superfreaksideshow.com | 29:06.655 |
| A News Story Not Quite Right For DV: Child Murder | 30:40.000 |
| Amy Poehler Lookalike Pussy Squirted | 37:00.297 |
| Home Inspector Spunked On Elmo Doll | 41:38.000 |
| Woman With The Longest Fingernails Gets A Trim | 45:06.000 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 50:19.310 |
