On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Gail Has A Prostitute Problem | 3:46.000 |
| No Neck ED Mukbang ASMR | 9:52.000 |
| Anti Abortion Event Performances | FULL COVERAGE | 12:42.000 |
| Two Lovely People Discussing A Driving Incident Rationally | 16:40.000 |
| Subscribe To The Sideshow Today! | 18:46.000 |
| Lizard Person Stabbed Wtih A Sword | 20:14.765 |
| Corpse Drive Pooling | 24:36.344 |
| Death By Shit | 28:40.546 |
| Voicemails 206-666-4463 / Ending | 32:56.706 |
