On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Family Feud / Bad Answer | 2:48.216 |
| The Disappearing Cloood Guy Weighs In On The Rona | 10:03.411 |
| Why Is The Church So Effeminate And Gay | 12:26.359 |
| DMX Mashup Tribute | 16:05.251 |
| Snot, Ear Wax, And Toenail Clipping Fetishes | 18:26.000 |
| Please Support DV | 22:46.710 |
| Harry “HIT-AND-RUN” Potter | 24:16.504 |
| Teenage Girls Burning Shit Down | 29:23.991 |
| A “Farewell To Porn” Comment Was Left On Pornhub | 37:12.750 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 40:27.393 |
