On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| I Got My COVID Jab + My Weird Dream | 1:42.626 |
| Coach Dave Is Back With Some Hilarious Sexist Thoughts | 7:53.891 |
| Shitting Out Babies And Eating Afterbirth | 10:55.147 |
| Mentos And Diet Coke Prostate Stimulation | 21:27.797 |
| Support Distorted View! | 28:56.794 |
| Some Racist Spitting Going Down At Walgreen | 31:05.341 |
| Antagonizing Cops As A Pasttime | 37:51.877 |
| Paying With A $1 Million Dollar Bill | 42:53.070 |
| 206-666-4463 Voicemails / Ending | 47:21.536 |
