On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| That Signature Devon Sweeney Sound | 1:41.675 |
| Eating 100 Day Old Meat | WATCH | 4:49.152 |
| A Shittier, Incel Version Of Dhar Mann Short Films | 12:49.545 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow And Become A True And Honorable Freak Today | 26:40.407 |
| Managing Your Mom’s Onlyfans Account | 28:41.897 |
| Darkweb Social Media For Pedos | 32:48.525 |
| Whipping Shit Filled Colostomy Bags Around | 37:58.977 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 41:32.029 |
