On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Studio Redesign Week | 2:53.065 |
| I’m A Yo-Yo Man | 6:32.784 |
| Zoom Username Upsets Judge | 11:25.125 |
| Vegans Ruin A Little Girl’s Pony Party | 14:19.122 |
| Snatch: A Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee | 20:41.528 |
| Banging You When Your Man Is Gone – LFHOF | 22:30.062 |
| Linda Finkle: Icelandic Style | 24:45.398 |
| Bjork Talks About A Television | 25:38.660 |
| Support DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow: SuperFreakSideshow.Com | 27:25.597 |
| Eating Shit To Stay COVID-19 Free | 29:19.943 |
| Shedding: The Cooties Of COVID | 33:43.577 |
| The Times Table Ruins Another Relationship | 40:06.857 |
| 206-666-4463 / Ending | 43:07.038 |
